New Thread Time.
With the flowers in bloom, the sun shining, and puppies and kittens and boxes of thorntans on special offer.... tell me about your best date.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:57, 156 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

A nice hotel room
and sex on the back seat of a bus.

I'm ALL fucking class, me.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:58, Reply)

The last one : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Did he stand up in the bar, ask for silence as a spotlight came down and start singing
"Loanlyness has always been a friend of mine, I'm leaving my life in your haaands" ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Yes.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Thought so, he did the same moves on me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:02, Reply)

I don't think I've ever been on a great one.
The last guy I went on a date with spent 30 minutes telling me about the threesomes and foursomes he had had with his brother. And women obviously.
(Charmander, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Ew!

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Rubbish, that the sort of thing that needs a good hours worth of conversation.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Maybe for some.
Unfortunately when you have absolutely no reply to a topic like that, "conversation" in the true definition is difficult. I just gold-fished until he stopped talking.
(Charmander, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Was he drunk?
I can't imagine why he thought that was a good thing to say.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)

I've come to the party late here
but if Chompy thinks it's a bad idea datewise then it's pretty much the worst idea since ideas began.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)

I'm pretty much the definition of charming and witty that's for sure.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Are you sure you live near Bill and not Foxtrot?
Because that all sounds horribly Norfolk to me.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:05, Reply)

I've never thought about using an ex as a referance for a new potential, but it makes sense really.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:07, Reply)

A bit like a job interview? I can see that.
Just make sure you tell your new employer to not contact your reference until you've left your job. It could make your notice period considerably more awkward than it needs to be.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Yeah', exactly.
Name: Pauly Pops
Age: 28
Personal Statement: I'm mostly housebroken, I'm a considerate lover and listener. I have a good sense of humour and feel that I can bring a lot to our future relationship.

.... etc....

But I don't have many previous referances, not on the scale of things, so I might have to use my class tutor and Ma' to help pad it out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Just to be safe, it might be worth considering a person with position. Say a doctor.
"I can verify that Pauly Pops is healthy and clean".

No way can that be a bad thing.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)

I'm afraid I'm not really that healthy a person, and I'd hate for my doc to purjour himself.
Should I include my National Record of Achievement? That might bulk things out a bit.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)

You should mention about how you've got a great sense of humour, Gonz.
Apparently they love that. At least you might get a guilt-shag out of it as she tries to convince herself that she's not a terrible, awful human being.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)

"But I reeeeallly do go for guys based on their personailty and not their looks, honest ! I'm not a horrible person, I'm simply not, I give to Oxfam every month !....
.... look, you're a nice guy, one day you'll meet someone who loves you for who you are, it's just that person isn't me ! Anyway, hun, I have to go now, I've got that thing with the thing at the place, but before you go, can I get John's number off you? Yeah', he said he had an, erm, errr, office chair that I could have off him. What's that? You don't have John's number but you do have Beths? Why would I want Beth's number? Oh really, never mind. Anyway, great chatting, will call you, promise".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)

He lived in Southgate too.
Maybe you should meet up and you can get some chatting up tips. Then do the exact opposite of whatever he tells you.
(Charmander, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)

You're saying Gonz should hit on guys?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Guys love pugs too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:13, Reply)

In his defence, he managed to get you to go on a date with him
so he can't be that bad.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Back handed pandering!
Haven't seen much of this before.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:15, Reply)

You should really read my posts more often.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Don't take it personally
but I don't take much notice of other people.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)

You should read my posts, I'm very entertaining.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Yes, I've seen you mention that before.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:25, Reply)

dude, it's psychochomp
and a girl 10 years younger than him. it happens about once a week.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I know southgate has a population of like 20 billions, but NAMES, please.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)

did you see my post about our curry on the other page?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Nope !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Have done now, wed is good !
And you're deffo an 8, I reckon.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)

yay!
and flattery like that will get you EVERYWHERE. whether you want to go there or not.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)

I remember a most unexpected one
Was seeing a girl who was from Glasgow. She mentioned that she wanted to go to a party on the Saturday and asked if I'd like to come along. She then mentioned it was at Loch Lomond!

One 5 hour drive later we arrive at a pub and park up. The party is being held by the fishermen on an island in the middle of the loch. We pay £5 each (or something) and after a few drinks at the pub we are whisked over onto the island by fishing boat.

On the island there are bins full of ice and cans everywhere and a full DJ system, complete with lights in the trees, etc. E was £3 a pill and an excellent all night party was had by all!

5 hour drive home the next afternoon was not as pleasant, mind you
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Sounds fantastic.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:09, Reply)

It was fucking brilliant!
The island was about 100' long, all covered in big old trees and there was also ruins of an old house on it too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:12, Reply)

I guess by dating standards, it would be my first date.
Half dozen roses, dinner at a japanese steak house, movie. He paid for it all.
But it just didn't feel right.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Wow! I've never had anything like that.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Really?
You SO need someone to spoil you (in the nice way)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)

And in the dirty way too
It's about time Blousie was made to walk bow-legged with a grin on her face.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Damn right

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)

An ex girlfriend bought me an easter egg once.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Both my exes were routinely bought chocolate during their ladytiemz
*hums* "This is the self-preservation society"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Before we went on our date he brought me chocolate covered strawberries.
He really is a good guy.
I was into someone else.
read "into" as "madly infatuated"
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Overly romantic gestures make me feel awkward.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Still nice to get them though I would imagine.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:48, Reply)

not if they make you feel awkward

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:50, Reply)

I'd still like to get something nice that made me feel awkward than nothing at all.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)

I'd rather have nothing.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:58, Reply)

"You do it best... when you do nothing at all!"

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)

You can't force that spark to appear
Apart from with Stockholm Syndrome.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:15, Reply)

+AK-47

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)

they've all been with the most recent guy
but prob the best was last weekend, went to choose a picnic together, walked around the park, lay down to eat it and chat in the sun, abandoned the picnic (in the bin, i'm no litter-lout) and ran home when the chat got a bit heated, spent a few hours at mine, then over to his and to the pub for drinks/dinner.

urgh, it's not like me to be so soppy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Congrats!
So what date number is this then?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)

it's been about 2 months i think
and so far he's behaving impeccably.

it won't last!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Not if you keep that negative frame of mind

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)

when he comes back from holiday
then i will be more excited. maybe. right now he could be seduced by some oiled, bronzed, thong-clad sex goddess at any second!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Quit beakering.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)

well tell me i am amazing and he couldn't do any better then
and i'll shut up
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)

I've never known anybody like you
for focussing on what could go wrong over what is going right. MTFU, woman.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)

bitter experience from a lifetime of dating mongs i reckon

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)

As I have told you many times before
You have terrible taste in men. You now seemed to have stumbled into a good one, no doubt despite your best efforts. Don't start whinging about that, too. Otherwise, God help me, you'll feel the back of my hand.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)

haha, you wish
that's more of a sixth date activity
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Tough love.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)

you're just thinking about spanking now, aren't you?
another afternoon bites the dust
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Doesn't really do much for me.
It's one of those added bonuses I provide.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)

I hope that happens to me on my holiday

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)

come to kensington for it
i can make it happen
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Kensington would be cheaper than Japan I s'pose

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)

"it takes a lot of money to look this cheap"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)

I've tried to tell her.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)

i don't let him see that though!
i am v sweet and cool with him.

i just tried to keep his mind on the job by sending him away with a little holiday present. which was a mix of nice things and filthy things. it seems to have done the trick. so far.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)

What a lovely idea : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)

he thought so
he texted and said "i'm speechless. and not just because i'm in my hotel bedroom all alone." and then went on about what he thought of everything in detail. phew. i was a bit worried he would think i was mad!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Sometimes you just have to trust your instincts with a guy and do what you feel is right.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)

You're talking about anal sex, aren't you

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Pfft! I'm trying to be romantic here.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)

or Wrong. very very Wrong and Illegal in 47 states!!!!
edit - haha labs, snap!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Don't talking about snapping when I'm thinking of anal
*winces and crosses legs*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)

when are you NOT thinking of anal?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)

3 seconds after ejaculation
When the post-orgasmic guilt and disgust sets in, and the shameful cleanup process starts.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)

i do love you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)

I sicken myself.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:40, Reply)

bulimia?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Twice the taste, zero calories

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:54, Reply)

will you stop talking about anal sex please?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:56, Reply)

NEVER!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Horses for courses but I'd be a bit uuurrrggh to open my holiday bag to discover a womans post menstruation knickers

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)

firstly
you'd just be thrilled she wasn't up the duff after all.

secondly, urrgh. what kind of women have you been shagging?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Rhymes with Stella

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)

oh
i thought that was what you had to drink 10 pints of to shag it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)

AA's our resident expert on such matters
I had the hideous sight of a gothopotomus passed out by the regents canal on Saturday morning next to several lumps of human faeces and thought of Bella!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)

gothopotamus
has made me laugh a lot.

and even though i could not be further from a goth, made me feel v guilty about my mini sicilian lemon cheesecake (does your work ever bring you to fleet street? you have GOT TO TRY COCO DI MAMA if so, fucking awesome place).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Goth Canal Moose.
rarest of all the Meese.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:59, Reply)

You have the right idea.
Swipe, think positive, and it'll go well.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)

and you please keep everything crossed for me, eh?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)

that'll make it awkward to pee....
but okay.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)

and to type!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)

'Ey up chuck, how are you?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)

awake.
had first lot of lectures today. I like lectures. good for thinking and stuff. I like being forced to think. :D And you?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Oddly quiet today
Had 3 very manic weeks (and some of 2 weekends) of work, but today there seems to be a lull.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)

yay for lulls!
speaking of lulls, I need sleep. g'night!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)

I don't think I've ever been on a date.
Although that will potentially change if I have the bollocks to press send on the message I've just written on Facebook. I'm geeing myself up to do it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Gimme your password and I'll bloody press 'send'!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Yeah, just put your username and password on here,
we'll help you out.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:47, Reply)

I can't see one single way this could end badly
not a single one.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Nothing says "I'm a big strong confident man who can take care of you, make you feel secure
and protect you" than a message on Facebook.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:36, Reply)

It's more of a
"I had fun last week, anyroad I have two spare tickets for Pulp at Brixton next month if you fancy it?"
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Two spare tickets?
So she can bring someone she actually want's to go with?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:40, Reply)

I can't see any sign of a great sense of humour in that message.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:40, Reply)

I don't get the reference to journey planning.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)

woah.
harsh, dude. No need to suggest she's so fat she'll need two seats...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:00, Reply)

FFS!
DO IT!
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:36, Reply)

DONT DO IT SHE'LL EAT YOUR SOUL!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)

I'm sure you can laugh about this with him many years down the line
Yes, I'm insinuating you're failing to talk to a bloke you want to have homosexual intercourse with because you're so much of a big girly wussbag that you can't even muster the testicular fortitude to make a move.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Hahaha!
She is a bonny lass though.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)

How do you know?
Someone on here is it?
Edit: If the Pulp thing mentioned above is true, then I can guess who it is!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Of course it is, no one meets people anywhere else.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:42, Reply)

No. He gazzed me a pic of her.
Because I asked.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)

So it's not who I think it is?
Wow, that makes that text a bit of a lie then. Ah well, no sense backtracking, will just run with it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:48, Reply)

this lass is nothing to do with b3ta, is she?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Apparently not

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)

I realise those of us that fornicate outside the b3ta group are letting the side down
but really, sometimes the gene pool here might benefit from a bit of chlorine...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Luckily few of us actually want to procreate.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)

who's talking about procreation?
I'm more for the selective cull.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)

No.
Otherwise she'd know what a wuss I am. I have my reasons for the delay mind, mainly that she's fucking mint, five years older than me and well out of my league. It's worth a go though, I'll ask her later and let you all know how I get on.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:05, Reply)

You've already got a remarkable result away from home with her.
Even if she really is out of your league, everyone is entitled to the cup run of a lifetime at least once. JUST FUCKING DO IT BEFORE I BURN ALL YOUR COATS.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)

MTFU and carpe her goddamn diem
Carpe it right up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Hell yeah!
Women love a good carpe.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Some can be all "treat me like a lady, a princess even"
When really they all want a good hard carpe-ing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:13, Reply)

carpe vaginum.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Some just want to munch carpe though

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Don't be such a gaylord.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:11, Reply)

This is difficult, because I am a massive gaylord.
We went to the Eagle in Vauxhall after Wireless.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Ah. I see this being a little problemette regarding that female you wish to boff via Facecunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:20, Reply)

It's ok, don't worry, just breathe
I texted her on your behalf.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:42, Reply)

September 1st, 1939

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)

You'll never have that time again Monty.
Don't dwell on it.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:49, Reply)

The world was full of possibilities on that glorious autumn day....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Don't make me come down there and annexe you.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Scene: the ending of "Casablanca"
Starring Monty Boyce as Humphrey Bogart's character, and Adolf Hitler as Ingrid Bergman's character.
Monty: I'm saying it because it's true. Inside of us, we both know you belong with Herman and Heinrich. You're part of their work, the thing that keeps them going. If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with them, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.
Adolf: But what about us?
Monty: We'll always have the Reichstag. We didn't have, we, we lost it until you became Reichschancellor. We got it back last night. Wink wink, nudge nudge.
Adolf: When I said I would never gas you...
Monty: And you never will. But I've got a job to do, too. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Addie, I'm adept at being crass and racist, but it doesn't take much to see that you've got a hell of a lot of yellow stars to give out.
Adolf starts to cry
Monty: Now, now...
Monty puts his hand under Adolf's chin and raises it so their eyes meet
Monty: Here's looking at you, kid.
Adolf chokes back his tears resolutely.
Both: EIN VOLK, EIN REICH, EIN FÜHRER!
Monty: Sam...would you play our song...one last time?
Sam: But, sir...
Monty: FUCKING DO IT, SAMBA!
Sam hurriedly wheels an upright piano onto the tarmac
All: Springtime, for Hitler, and Germanyyyyy...

Fin.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)

hahaha. Aw man, top work there.
POTR


post of the Reich.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Hahahhahahaa ser gut.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)

ser gut du posted it twice?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Der Sitzen war Ausgezeichnet!
(Edit: Apologies to any German-speakers for my complete ignorance of the language's grammar)
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:11, Reply)

the seats were excellent?
... well, strictly "the sitting" I think but it's been a while
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Yes..."Sitzplatz" might have been more accurate, but I don't know. I really should learn that language properly.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Mein Gotts! Sehr gut!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Ich bin eine kannichen.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Bist du ein billiges Kaninchen?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:22, Reply)

sehr billiges.
mit du könne mir nicht leisten
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:26, Reply)

"With you could not afford me?"
Surely you mean "Aber du könne mir nicht leisten".
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:43, Reply)

you're entirely right
I always think "mit" is but, I've no idea why.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)