firstly
you'd just be thrilled she wasn't up the duff after all.

secondly, urrgh. what kind of women have you been shagging?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:29, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Rhymes with Stella

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)

oh
i thought that was what you had to drink 10 pints of to shag it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)

AA's our resident expert on such matters
I had the hideous sight of a gothopotomus passed out by the regents canal on Saturday morning next to several lumps of human faeces and thought of Bella!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)

gothopotamus
has made me laugh a lot.

and even though i could not be further from a goth, made me feel v guilty about my mini sicilian lemon cheesecake (does your work ever bring you to fleet street? you have GOT TO TRY COCO DI MAMA if so, fucking awesome place).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Goth Canal Moose.
rarest of all the Meese.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:59, Reply)