You'll never have that time again Monty.
Don't dwell on it.
( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

The world was full of possibilities on that glorious autumn day....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Don't make me come down there and annexe you.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Scene: the ending of "Casablanca"
Starring Monty Boyce as Humphrey Bogart's character, and Adolf Hitler as Ingrid Bergman's character.
Monty: I'm saying it because it's true. Inside of us, we both know you belong with Herman and Heinrich. You're part of their work, the thing that keeps them going. If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with them, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.
Adolf: But what about us?
Monty: We'll always have the Reichstag. We didn't have, we, we lost it until you became Reichschancellor. We got it back last night. Wink wink, nudge nudge.
Adolf: When I said I would never gas you...
Monty: And you never will. But I've got a job to do, too. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Addie, I'm adept at being crass and racist, but it doesn't take much to see that you've got a hell of a lot of yellow stars to give out.
Adolf starts to cry
Monty: Now, now...
Monty puts his hand under Adolf's chin and raises it so their eyes meet
Monty: Here's looking at you, kid.
Adolf chokes back his tears resolutely.
Both: EIN VOLK, EIN REICH, EIN FÜHRER!
Monty: Sam...would you play our song...one last time?
Sam: But, sir...
Monty: FUCKING DO IT, SAMBA!
Sam hurriedly wheels an upright piano onto the tarmac
All: Springtime, for Hitler, and Germanyyyyy...

Fin.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)

hahaha. Aw man, top work there.
POTR


post of the Reich.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Hahahhahahaa ser gut.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)

ser gut du posted it twice?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Der Sitzen war Ausgezeichnet!
(Edit: Apologies to any German-speakers for my complete ignorance of the language's grammar)
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:11, Reply)

the seats were excellent?
... well, strictly "the sitting" I think but it's been a while
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Yes..."Sitzplatz" might have been more accurate, but I don't know. I really should learn that language properly.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Mein Gotts! Sehr gut!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Ich bin eine kannichen.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Bist du ein billiges Kaninchen?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:22, Reply)

sehr billiges.
mit du könne mir nicht leisten
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:26, Reply)

"With you could not afford me?"
Surely you mean "Aber du könne mir nicht leisten".
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:43, Reply)

you're entirely right
I always think "mit" is but, I've no idea why.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)