Oh. My. GAWD.
Right, listen, I've just realised something. Sometimes I use public toilets, like I used one in Homebase over the weekend. In the one that I used in Homebase there was a huge turd, massive, like, it must have been like 3" thick and 10" long. I thought it was a bit gross that nobody flushed that, but, thinking about the kind of staff that works there, maybe someone wanted to take a picture or something. Anyway, it's just hit me, this very moment, that there was no toilet paper in the bowel. None at all. This means, right, that someone did a huge ginormas poo, and didn't wipe their bum. So they're walking around with poo in their pants all day. GRIM.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:48, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

And they had one-ply toilet paper in there, ONE PLY, in all my dayz I never did see such a sight.
I'm never poo'ing in there again.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)