This is interesting
(more than Barry's love life and Nazi porn anyway)
calnewport.com/blog/2011/07/10/the-procrastinating-caveman-what-human-evolution-teaches-us-about-why-we-put-off-work-and-how-to-stop/

Basically the reason we procrastinate is because on some level our brain thinks it's a shit idea. If we get a better plan we stop procrastinating - I'm going to try coming up with different plans for various things I've been putting off and see if it helps.

What are you not doing?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:11, 193 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Obvious answer is obvious
Work
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Me too
It's their own fault for making it so dull, clearly my brain is rejecting it as poorly thought out.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:15, Reply)

I dunno
My brain knows the work is important and needs doing (well, "important" may be an exaggeration, but I do realise that a bollocking will be forthcoming if I don't do it). It also recognises that more entertaining options are available.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)

keep the goal in sight
in this case the goal is not to get fired for spending all day idling.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)

I get away with a remarkable amount of internet pissing-around already
I can't tell if my boss is spectacularly unobservant or just doesn't care
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Ditto
I suspect the latter.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:26, Reply)

The only boss better than a boss who doesn't care what else you do as long as the job is completed
Is a boss who doesn't care what else you do as long as the job is completed, and is Abbey Clancy.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Sounds just like mine.
He's ace, he is. Although he's got a worryingly close relationship with his dog.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Eh, might as well
dog Luggage
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:59, Reply)

This means everything I need to get on with is shit.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Burn it all down Blousie
Dance around the flames!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Naked?

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)

I'm a traditionalist

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Is there any other way to dance?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:26, Reply)

As an expert on this subject
I can confirm that there ARE other ways to dance. "Clothed" is increasingly popular.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Ah.
This might explain why I have only ever been allowed to spend a very short time at discos or nightclubs before being forcefully ejected...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Obvious edit is obvious
e +acula

EDIT: Surely there must be a vampire porn film called Ejacula?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Why don't you google it at work and let us know?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:43, Reply)

In my experience it's quicker to ask B3ta than to Google stuff
Especially when it comes to porn
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)

^ this
I want to go back to bed, or sit in the sunshine in the garden. Or both. I do not want to sit in a darkened room looking down a microscope or fill in job application forms.
(berk, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Your mum

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:21, Reply)

It's ok I'm finished now, so it's your turn after Bill, sexface, Bert and Bobby

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Bert is LiC's uncle?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Yes, small world innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:26, Reply)

So you and he are custard cousins?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Nah, I took her virgin shit pipe

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:29, Reply)

So you're not custard cousins yet
How long do you give it? I think - THINK - that a sexual practice as remorselessly deviant as bumming might not be above a man of Bert's scruples.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Why is everyone bullying Bill today?
Cruel fickle fait this place is, I'd hate to diss the wrong person.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:27, Reply)

I know nothing of Bill except "the eyes"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:29, Reply)

At least he's honest about insisting on insisting on wiping down the gym equipment, even though he doesn't work there and brings in his own towels.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)

i've seen worse
looking eerily at me over the rim of a pint pot.

/shudder
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Bollocks
We've never even met
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:39, Reply)

there is even worse and creepier and wronger than you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)

I was about to say "wait until you meet me to make that judgement"
but I've just realised you mean Chompy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:58, Reply)

urgh
i wasn't actually thinking about him. but thanks for making my pesto pasta want to reappear all over my keyboard.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)

So that's TWO people I'm less repellent than!
*parties like it's 1999*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Rachel, I was wondering, you know your jaccuzzi...
... I heard once that you can put your mouth of a nosel and breath the air going through it to stay under water, so you can suprise people when they get in by suddenly putting your head up.

Has anyone done that in your private jacuzzi in your locked appartment?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:43, Reply)

do you mean a snorkel?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:48, Reply)

no
he means, have i or any of my friends ever given anyone a blowie or other form of oral treat in there.

i plead the fifth.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)

I don't think he does.
He was talking about hiding under water and popping up and surprising people. I think. Maybe.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

maybe he was
but i bet you any money he was THINKING about oral sex from me or any one of my friends in my jacuzzi. or possibly my friends giving it to each other.

gonz?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)

"..... and by a twist of faite, with 5 buetiful women in the jacuzzi plus myself, I declared _myself_ the winner of the blowjob compeitition".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:08, Reply)

which 5 women?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)

The you and your friends bit, durh.
I wouldn't be as so crass to go down Boujis, pull 5 fitties, pretend that I live in your place (and I lost my keys, so I had to break in), make excuses as to why I don't know the layout of the place, then have a blowjob competition in your jaccuizzi.... and not even invite you !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:13, Reply)

also
f l

obviously
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

natch

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)

+s

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:07, Reply)

now i'm thinking about nachos
mmm. nachos.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Do you have to get the water changed when you do that?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:01, Reply)

you do if you accidentally tip a pot plant into someone's pool
it turns out. Ditto breaking a bottle of red wine on the side of the pool.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Isn't that more due to the shards of stabby stuff though?
Mind you, I could imagine it fucking up the pipes.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:04, Reply)

the glass didn't get in the pool
the wine did.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)

No, a regulator.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)

work' whilst I read that article about prcrastination

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:21, Reply)

I think I would like to learn how to play the saxophone.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Chicks dig saxophone players, just look at Bill Clinton and Comander Riker !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Since I spent my teenage years out shagging and drinking and definitely not watching TNG..
..it would be impossible for me to point out that Riker played the trombone and not the saxophone. So I won't.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Are you sure? I'm sure he played the sax. Was it Geordie who played the sax?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:49, Reply)

I believe Sulu
plays the Oboe, if that helps...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Curtainly not the pink one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)

It's interesting
but I strongly suspect it to be a gigantic pile of horseshit designed purely to sell one man's wanky self-help books. That is, admittely, only a first impression, based on a skim read, but then I'm too busy procrastinating to read it properly.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)

also
I'm pretty sure there's the square root of fuck all evidence, or even scientific theory, that h.sapiens dominance over h.erectus and h.neanderthalensis had anything to do with "procrastination".
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Badger, you're a clever person, and I don't want a Google Awnser.... Why is a G String called a G String?
Is it because a G looks like a circle only that it's been pulled in half from the bottom going upwards?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Gusset
Edit: or Groin, depending on how prudish the source.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Oh, that's a borring awnser.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Sorry.

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Can't you make up something better?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)

I've never warn one before, are they prone to getting skidmarks?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Oh. My. GAWD.
Right, listen, I've just realised something. Sometimes I use public toilets, like I used one in Homebase over the weekend. In the one that I used in Homebase there was a huge turd, massive, like, it must have been like 3" thick and 10" long. I thought it was a bit gross that nobody flushed that, but, thinking about the kind of staff that works there, maybe someone wanted to take a picture or something. Anyway, it's just hit me, this very moment, that there was no toilet paper in the bowel. None at all. This means, right, that someone did a huge ginormas poo, and didn't wipe their bum. So they're walking around with poo in their pants all day. GRIM.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:48, Reply)

And they had one-ply toilet paper in there, ONE PLY, in all my dayz I never did see such a sight.
I'm never poo'ing in there again.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Are you prone to not cleaning your arse properly?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:48, Reply)

erm, gentlemen don't tend to wear them
to my knowledge.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:49, Reply)

although I'm not sure why this is relevant to anal hygiene
I'm just warning you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:50, Reply)

I believe a special 'type' of gentleman has been known to wear them.
Shall we ask Darth?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Have you seen any travel shows based in south america? Why do you think people get a 'brazilian' ? It's all down to the g-string.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)

I'm pretty safe in saying
I've never seen a man with a Brazillian.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:52, Reply)

I imagine it'd make one look like a sundial at noon

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Hitlercock.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Erm, I'm not sure the etymology is at all certain
but I think Kroney's suggestion is the most commonly believed one.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)

What have insects got to do with it?

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Ety, not Ento, petal.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)

I was being silly.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:58, Reply)

I suspected as much
hence the "petal"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:58, Reply)

The other one I found was about Indians
but it still didn't explain why the Indian's loincloths were called g-strings, so I didn't bother mentioning it.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)

I'm not sat at my desk looking like a cunt with a £35 towel-effect cravat round my neck,
thinking it's keeping me cool, when in fact that is being achieved by the vigorous fanning action of 'wanker' signs being made behind me by my colleagues.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Good job I'm not dim enough to pay £35 for one then
That would be a positively Boyceian level of profligacy.

Also: Still cool. So nerrr.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I just turned our air con down, not because I want to you understand
but just because I can
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:27, Reply)

I know precisely why I procrastinate
it's because I don't want to do whatever it is and that I'm hoping the necessity will go away.

I would have thought that were obvious, really. Still, I'm glad somebody's taken the time to explain it to me. I hope Cal Newport dies.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Cleaning my room, and other areas of where I live.
I doubt there's a better way to do it, it's just cleaning, and I'm putting it off because I'm lazy.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I should be at work.
I opted to stay at home to wait for the UPS man though. Typically he still hasn't turned up.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Is he delivering over priced knitwear?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Sometimes overpriced knitwear is the only thing that can make us happy.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:43, Reply)

overpriced knitwear wanking like a safari park chimp
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:46, Reply)

He's supposed to be.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)

He's probably flogged it to pay for his meth addiction

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Just phoned them.
It hasn't even been sent yet. Arses.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Oooh, look at this rumour
twitter.com/#!/MichaelWolffNYC/status/90405660495319040
(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I've had another fun morning with my spastic pensioners
and I've finally had some lunch, so I'm now collapsed in front of the TV with a Diet Pepsi and my laptop.

I am not staring at my mobile wondering why it's not 'binging'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I've broken the supply room door and lock in a fit of rage this morning.
And am now having a diet coke.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:49, Reply)

oh noes!
Why the rage? Mega perv boss again?

I got told off today by one of my old dears for drinking Diet Coke. She also told me I should lose weight. I know she has a point, but still, it's always nice to hear it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Tee Hee Eee*, your husband's same-year class-mates can be so fickle at that age, Tee Hee Eee.*
* I like going "Tee Hee Eee" instead of "lol ,)". lol. as in Lots Of Love. I ♥ u !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Yeah, I heart you too Gonz
Will you still love me though I'm a heiffer?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)

I'm not too sure, I have pretty high standards these days, and fat people equate to ugly and unloveable.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)

That descibes me : (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Haha, gutted.
/ Totally not taking the bate for your fishing of compliments
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Don't then.
See if I care.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)

This stance will eat at you 'till the end of the day when you'll eventually shoot bolt upright on your bed with a sweat on your browel and declare "That bastard, not a single compliment, I must give him a peace of my mind".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)

I really do appreciate compliments when they are meant
but if you have to ask for them, you might as well not get any. I'm used to no complimernts, so I'm neither surprised nor disappointed when they fail to appear.

/emo
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)

*Sigh*, fine, ok, you win.
I'd totally 'do' you, like, seriously. All sorts of stuff really, let you sit on the washing machine while I put the spin-cycle on.... if you know what I mean ,)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Some people like fat birds, especially when you slap their arse and they go MOOOOOOOOOOO!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Aw lol I was wondering why I didn't have blokes lining the corner to see me

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Probably a chemical imbalance.

what a bitch.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Just sitting down by the riverside,
Spreading my arms to the open wide.
Now I am free and the world's at my feet.

I can close my eyes.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Jump in.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:50, Reply)

I already have.

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Now stop swimming

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

It wouldn't make any difference, Its not very fast flowing or deep.

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Have you been sniffing Tippex again?

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Sitting by the riverside is a form of procrastination from the irritations of urban life, IMO.

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

You're in for a treat when you discover masturbation

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Already have, but when you are in the country why not try something different.
(Ninja- No livestock fucking jokes plz)
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Well anticipated that man
You could always try capturing a small group of ants, then make them watch a few David Attenborough documentaries and send them on an expedition to see what horrors lurk in the dense underbrush of your eyebrows.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Sounds a plan.

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Aw, you've ruined Ray Davies for ever for me now.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Cave Duck!

( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Sitting at my desk
Investigating a nonce
This one will cost sleep
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Language emotive.
You see some terrible things.
I don't envy you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Do not worry dear
This guy will be sent to jail
Crims don't like nonces.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)

When he gets to jail
He will find himself paying.
His hole will be stretched.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Just one more coffee
Then scripting this afternoon
My work day is dull
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)

the wheel in the sky keeps on turning
I don't know where I'll be tomorrow
wheel in the sky keeps on turning
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)

The popular page is looking sad and unloved
Come on popular kids do something popular
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Aha!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQqmuOydQKI
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Rory you fat bent cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)

I'm close to tears at this stage

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Eurovision is terrible

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:20, Reply)

The last 3 years have been good.

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)

How is this possible? Europop is "fucking shit" Eurovsion is fucking shit europop
and must therefore be fucking, fucking shit.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)

That was probably the only traditional europop song at this years contest apart from Jedward.
France did opera, Bosnia did folk, Italy did jazz (and came a close second)
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)

And don't forget Lordi.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlGEUm2pqws
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)

I still love the one that won last year
and I don't care who knows it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Who are fucking shit
Really i despair of you young man
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Hang about
You're actually defending Eurovision? The Tories was bad, Wolverhampton was worse, but now I'm resigned to concluding that you're a champion of irretrievably lost causes.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)

he's beginning to look more bent than you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:28, Reply)

I think he's still beneath the age of consent for quending
We should alert the authorities
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)

I'm not a fan of musical theatre, thank you!

(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)

I hate pretty much all modern music , so much so that these days I find Eurovision to be much better
than most things in the charts
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Hmm
Hard to know how to call this one. On the one hand, Eurovision is shit. On the other, so is modern popular music. Ooh! I know! Listen to music that's NOT IN THE CHARTS
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)

I also have tried.
Alternative styles are all monotonous to me.
Pretty much all music made since the early 90s , popular or not, is unappetizing to me.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)

So your point of view is "All music is shit"?
All of it?

Ever?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)

I love all of the really famous household name stuff made in the "golden age", 1963-1987.
Beatles, Kinks, Stones, Led Zep, Clapton, Dylan, Floyd, Who, Fleetwood Mac, Deep Purple, Jacko, Wonder, Gaye, ABBA, Blondie etc etc etc.
(888777555, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Fair enough then
Especially MJ
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)

he did admit to having a touch of fire in his disco yesterday
popular page the shit out of that?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)

That's auburn adonis to you

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)

I've already offered to throw myself to a squishy death`
How much more can I do?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)

make sure you land on Chompy?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:20, Reply)

You'll be doing him a favour
Bet he's never had an attractive woman atop him before.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)

chompy's fairly attractive so I'd say you're probably wrong

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)

I have seen photographic evidence to the contrary.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)

There really is no need for these personal insults.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)

I'm not sure what their problem is.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)

*shrugs*

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)

sorry
You are right, of course.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sarcasm is THE BEST!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)

You must have seen different pictures of him than I have

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:28, Reply)

your seething hatred for him inhibits your ability to see him attractive
you massive bender
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)

I feel a trans atlantic romance blooming

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)

lol
ur funnii
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Are you blushing Krizzabelle?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)

He hates fancying him that's what it is

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)

he probably has some sort of shrine to his one love

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)

It doesn't help
But then nor does his face
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)

look, alright, shut up

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Fuck off

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)

How sweet of you.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)

You're welcome

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)

I didn't say thank you. You're being a twat.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Don't start what you can't finish K
And don't assume my demeanour will always be positive enough to let you get away with saying whatever you want about me, or my girlfriend.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)

What the fuck are you talking about?
I didn't say anything about your girlfriend.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Yes you did
Just because I wasn't on the board at the time doesn't mean I don't find these things out
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)

i honestly have no idea what the fuck you are talking about

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:58, Reply)

If I assume you're telling the truth here
Then I'm still hugely pissed off that you can talk shit about my partner in so flippant a manner as to be able to forget it straight away afterwards.

I honestly didn't think you were like that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:01, Reply)

LINK

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Find it yourself
This is your problem, not mine
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:08, Reply)

obviously this is your problem otherwise you wouldn't have said what you said

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)

I said what I said because you wound me up today
and it reminded me of how annoyed I was at you. If you're happy with that then I guess neither of us has a problem.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Why would I not care?
I don't know what I said or did to upset you.
You're unwilling to tell me.
So how can I make it right or apologize if I don't know what I said?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:18, Reply)

As I said, I wasn't online
You and Dozer were talking shit about Ms Foxtrot and how she's not very attractive. Am not really that keen to illustrate to you why I'm angry. The point is that I'd expect it from that twat, but not you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 16:20, Reply)

SHIT JUST GOT REEL

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:29, Reply)

Would you let him blow his load all over your face, or would you prefer him making a mess on your back?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Needs live streaming, gore close ups afterwards would help too

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)

just pointing out that there is a new thread now, I'm bored of this one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)