Stop at an offie and get a bottle of cognac.
I fucking wished I'd had one when mine was born.

Good luck, you awful cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:06, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Ohh, yeah', and a can of 'V' energy drink and a packet of those fizzy refreshers too.
God, I fucking love V energy drink and fizzy refreshers.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Every energy drink anywhere everywhere is fucking disgusting.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Red Bull goes very well with vodka
Although chocolate coated coffee beans are far classier.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:14, Reply)

It's foul.
If you need energy, have a fucking line for Christ's sake.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:15, Reply)

My nose is exit only
Save for the occasional probing finger of boredom.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Apart from when I was blind drunk, and was convinced to snort vodka. Which hurt, a lot.
And mephedrone, which frankly was shit.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:21, Reply)

you fucking classless heathen.
Gentlemen snort port.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:28, Reply)

You, Barry, are entirely correct.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:14, Reply)

It's why I can't drink Jaegerbombs.
Not that I'm missing out on anything. I also can't drink out of a cup that has had Red Bull in it previously without it being washed about five times. Even the smell makes me gag.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:22, Reply)

jaffabombs are preferable, if one must bomb.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I swear, sometimes with all the shit you come up with, that you're smoking a crack pipe on a regular basis.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:18, Reply)