Labryinthitis?
You danced the magic dance?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:44, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

His trousers were too tight
and they've knackered his knackers. Common complaint amongst the good with colours crowd.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:45, Reply)

And now I have "dance magic dance" going around and around my head.
My brain has become at least 30% gayer thanks to you, Luggage.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Bwahahaha...
And for your next track...

Ooh eee ooh ah ah ting tang wallah wallah bing bang
Ooh eee ooh ah ah ting tang wallah wallah bing bang
Ooh eee ooh ah ah ting tang wallah wallah bing bang
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Hahahah you cunt, Luggers

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Di di dadada

( Peej, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I don't know what's more annoying
That the song is now in my head or that I got it from that reference in the first place
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Oh, you twat.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:57, Reply)

And next up in your "Oh God, get out of my head you cunt of a song playlist", we have...
Boom boom boom boom! I want you in my room!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Yo back up now and give a brother room
The fuse is lit and I'm about to go boom,
Mercy, mercy, mercy me
My life is a cage but on stage I'm free
Hiked up, psyched up, ready for wilin'
Standing in a crowd of girls like an island
I see the one I want and say "come here, cutie"
I flip her around and then I WORK THAT BOOTY

You're welcome
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Work the body, work work the body
Slow down girl, you're 'bout to hurt somebody
Oh and yo let's get just one thing clear
There's only one reason why I came here

You really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a tell ya wassup (go)
You really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a tell ya wassup (go)
You really done want me to tig-a-tig-a-tig-a tell ya wassup (go)
I came here tonight to hear the crowd go

Boom! shake-shake-shake the room
Boom! shake-shake-shake the room
Boom! shake-shake-shake the room
Tick-tick-tick-tick Boom!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:25, Reply)

You so looked that up

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Nope.
Typed (worryingly) from memory.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Even the "tig-a" bits?
I stopped when I did because I didn't feel able to transcribe that!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Ok, well I clarified those bits
But the rest, from memory. If I can find a way of using this power for good...

I could be...

MEMORY MAN!!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:54, Reply)

or Bert.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:56, Reply)

You can use this skill for financial gain, you know
There's this quiz show called "The Weakest Link", right...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I cannot use my powers for personal gain.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Good
Stay off my turf
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Yeah
Apparently messing with the power of voodoo (who do?) causes you to grow a massive blonde mullet and recruit an army of unconvincing goblins. And be really fucking dizzy all the time.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Hahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:50, Reply)

The worst kind of 'goblins'

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:50, Reply)

If indeed they are goblins

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:57, Reply)