As an Essex boy who now lives
In the frozen cultural wasteland that is Cumbria... I can categorically state that you ARE a Northern Monkey, and you should have meekly accepted this and tipped your hat to your betters
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:05, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Essex boy in ironic "i'm better than other people" shocker

( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Its the Orange glow
that makes us that much better
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Nah mate, that's just Bradwell.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Hello pot, this is kettle, come in, over!
If you can't find culture in Cumbria, then you're fucked mate.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:07, Reply)

The only culture here,
Is beneath the fingernails of the farmers
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:16, Reply)

hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Are you kidding me?
Vindolanda? Hadrian's Wall? Lake District? Daffodils?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Not wishing to fans the Northern flames...
But Vindolanda is in Northumberland...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Barrow in furness is a fucking great shithole

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:33, Reply)