For a savant you don't spell very well

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:30, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

ANSWER THE QUESTION SO THAT 'FREEFAIR' CAN DESTROY YOU WITH FACTS!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:31, Reply)

JULIETWASFOURTEENANDI@VEGOTTHELAWKNOWLEDGESOI@LLDESTROYTHEPOLICEIFTHEYEVERCATCHMECOZTHEYWON@TCAUSETHELAWISEPEMERALORWHATEVERTHEWORDIS

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:33, Reply)

He's really come to love his creation.
He can't believe we're calling it a fat, mongfaced, aspiring nonce.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:34, Reply)

HAHATHATWASMYPLANALLALONGTROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:35, Reply)

If the state was on the business of punishing teen sex school nurses wouldn't be giving condoms to 14 year olds.
As they do.
(888777555, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Except to the school uglies like you, they're wasted on your 'dead hand posh wank'
tm freefair
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:36, Reply)

i have to say
this made me laugh far far too much.

well done, you flame-haired sex-pot god of north london, you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:42, Reply)

The Disappointed thinks the kid is you

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:43, Reply)

that's just daft
Ms Swipe isn't the sort who'd bother with something so completely stupid and pointless. Which is why I think it is most likely Wormulus
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:45, Reply)

She pays £300 for shampoo.
So while she might not be the kid, she knows plenty about stupid and pointless.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:48, Reply)

ah, but I think everyone agrees that Freefair is stupid and pointless
whereas some people might agree that £300 shampoo is worthwhile
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:50, Reply)

in my defence
that is for about 6 shampoos, not just one shampoo...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:50, Reply)

I heard that it's £300 for one sachet, the size of a Heinz tomato ketchup in a motorway services cafe

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:51, Reply)

ha
i tried one sock-puppet, once. rory caught me out in about 2 seconds flat and i never bothered again.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:50, Reply)

as we explained, very slowly, yesterday
they hand out condoms to children because they accept that 14 year olds might have sex with other 14 year olds. Not ideal, but better to offer protection than stick you fingers in your ears and go "lalalala we can't hear you"

They are not, strangely, trying to encourage 16 year olds to shag younger children. What with that being, oh yeah, illegal.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:41, Reply)