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I recently read an article about how Jim 'In cabaret' Tavare had his entire act stolen by another 'comedian'..going so far as to have nicked his website design, etc.
A guy I used to work with seemed to have no original interests of his own and just leeched them from other people he came into contact with (usually superiors at work). I don't know if he did this to impress or get on better with others but he just didn't seem to have an identity of his own. So tell me tales of identity/personality/talent theft.
Alt: What do you keep in your attic?
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:22,
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What's an 'original interest' ?Are you into groundbreaking stuff? Transexual five a side football or something like that?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:23,
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original sinwww.youtube.com/watch?v=9v799OVORFY
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RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:30,
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You keep my kinsmen in your loft?I hope you treat them nicely roota.
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And me.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:24,
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Wotcha Gary.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:25,
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Thankfully my attic does not contain a nauseatingly twee Disney ride.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:35,
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Remember that day on here where everyone nicked each other's names?Fucking hell that gave me a headache.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:27,
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I've nicked my own name just to keep everybody on their toes.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:30,
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Are you going to get a google+ accountIt's like facebook but not facebook.
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Man, it must look REALLY old by now.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:44,
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You horrible bully.[offline sadface of sadness]
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:32,
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There's a woman I work with,and if you tell her an interesting story, she'll forget who told her it, and three days later she's telling it back to you, passing it off as her own.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:30,
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trying to do some workit's a bit bleugh to be honest.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:41,
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It's quite common in my intimate circlefor people to be stopped part way into an anecdote with "Yeah. I was there."
Don't do drugs, kids.
snigger snigger "intimate circle" snigger
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:32,
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I briefly worked with a bloke like that.He was a big New order fan, so I told him I saw them at Reading festival in 1989 and that they were utterly shite live, at which he was visibly disappointed to hear. "Aw, if I ever get the chance to see them I'd have to think twice now".
A week later, he said that there was one band he'd seen live who were really disappointing. Guess who they were?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:33,
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Close, but no cigar Dr S.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:36,
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New Fast Automatics Daffodils?I've seen New Order a few times. It's more like watching a football match than a gig. Thousands of middle-aged shaven-headed mancunian fuckwits jumping up and down and shouting. If they shout loud enough to drown out Barnie's tuneless wailing then it's quite a good laugh.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:38,
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Mr Sumner has possibly the worst singing voice I've ever experienced.Utterly dreadful.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:40,
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I like New Order
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:45,
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I don't mind some of their earlier stuff.But they were shockingly awful live.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:47,
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I like New Order but I can believe thisI remember (probably from a TOTP2 repeat) a live TOTP performance of Blue Monday that, er, wasn't the greatest.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:00,
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no, should I have?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:52,
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I'm slightly scared now./I don't have any CDs at all any more, my music is all in real audio format on a mac mini playing through my AV amp
/sad geek.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:02,
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Saw them play Wolverhampton Civic HallI can safely say it's one of the oddest gigs I've ever been to. It's particularly curious to see a collapsing mosh pit in a crowd that's only ten deep.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:44,
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He was an utter fucktard.Considering he was employed as a chef, he had no visible talent in this field of work whatsoever. I think he lasted about 3 weeks before he was sacked.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:38,
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The same guy I mention above did that exact same thingI once told him a story about how I used to go to Rock City with a friend who would wear a white wedding dress every week. About a year later he was passing this story off to myself and a group of other friends at a party.
He was also one of these people that couldn't bear to admit a lack of knowledge in a any area of discussion. It's amazing the amount of bands I made up that he's really into
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:36,
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www.explosm.net/comics/2239/
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:48,
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That's badMy mum does something similar, changing a few details of the story as well. It used to annoy me much, now I just don't care.
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Aber Aber Aber!!!!!!!!!I've been waiting for you to come back! I wrote you a limerick!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:40,
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OkayA while back we were having a limerick-off, and I wrote limericks for a bunch of charming b3tans (and some not so charming ones). You weren't here, so I've saved yours up.
*clears throat*
She comes from a fiery nation
Where 'fiesta' means 'big celebration'.
Their speech is quite queer,
For you see, over here
Aberracion's pronounced 'Aberration'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:44,
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I don't even own an attic.I think my interests developed because of the people i was around at the time, I don't see a problem with that.
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oh lolwww.whatdotheyknow.com/request/preparation_for_the_zombie_apoca#incoming-183075
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:33,
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I tend to copyspeaking defects. I don't do it on purpose and I get very embarrased when I notice what I'm doing.
I don't have an attic, I find them scary and unpractical.
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I have a tewwible pwoblem with copying thpeech defecth ath well.Don't worry yourthelf about it.
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It's good to knowthat I'm not alone. I just hope the other person doesn't notice and thinks it's just my accent.
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At leastI haven't been kicked in the face for making fun of anyone yet, so I'm quite confident I'm not too bad.
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I'm lucky not to know many people like that.But there was one fella I met once who was a complete five-skin.
Every time I said I'd done something, he'd have to go one better. He was so bad, I had to run away from him, hide in the kitchen and do the washing up.
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Sounds like a right Billy two-shits.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:41,
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Yup.I had him clocked in about thirty seconds, and he became dull very, very quickly.
When he started going on about 2012, Nibiru and the Annunaki (and got it all wrong) he transitioned from a dull braggart to a mis-informed nutjob.
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There was this guy who I knew who always claimed to be one-better than anything you've done, no matter what it is.I reckon that guy was more annoying than your guy.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:43,
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god i hate this thingit makes me feel like drawing the apostrophe in with tippex.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:53,
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Me and my twin brother paid a guy to code for our next generation social networking websitebut he nicked our idea and is now a billionaire
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Peej, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:39,
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I keep this in my attic:✔
it leads to all manner of rofls, and a fair few lols as well
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broadsword, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:40,
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I keep another 2 floors of flats.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:49,
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i wonder how many people on here have passed off an OT or QOTW storydown the pub as "this thing happened to a friend of mine..."
of course, some people publish them in magazines. yes FHM, i'm looking at you.
i just had a call from the porter at my block to say a package has arrived for me and should he hang on to it or put it inside the flat for me. as it's from ann summers and contains fancy stockings and underwear, the thought of him handling it is making me feel a tiny bit like NEVER WEARING ANY OF THEM!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:51,
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How did you expect it to get to your flat without anyone touching it?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:53,
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i don't care about people i will never seeit's just that- i KNOW the porter. and not in the kind of sense that involves him touching my delicates. not even through several layers of brown paper and plastic wrapping.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:54,
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Can I have a photo of you in your PVC traffic warden's uniform?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:55,
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sorry darlingit's actually a white nurse's uniform.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:59,
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Do you have access to the prescription cabinate?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:01,
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I hope it's wipe cleanCos the porter will be testing it's qualities to the limits as I type.
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It's worse when your neighbour/landlady takes in a parcel and it is evidently rattling metal(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:55,
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haha, urrrghour porter had to take in my old flatmate's vibe, but that was a very subtle box, so she got away with it.
my friend jen ordered something recently, it arrived, she was happy. the next day, the company sent another identical box. she was puzzled. until she realised it was addressed to her neighbour. she had to take it round there pretending she had no idea it was a 9 inch flashing purple rabbit...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:58,
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They should pack noisy things to deaden the sound.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:04,
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If he has access to your flat, he is probably laying on your bed right now, dressed to the nines.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:55,
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You probably need to get over your deep sexual hang ups before wasting money on frilly pants.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:03,
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hmmmi have many hang-ups. but in my defence, sex is not reeeeally one of them!
also, FRILLY? what kind of girl do you think i am?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:07,
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One called Dave who drives a truck.If you get the heeby jeebies at the thought of somebody handling a parcel then you have issues that would make Freud wank into pockets.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:20,
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I bet Freud was a fucking nightmare to play pool withwhen he was having one of those days.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:24,
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" ... he's been queuing up this shot for almost five minutesand his eyes have been closed for the last two."
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:32,
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Ann Summers stuff is pure tat.Get yourself some proper gear.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:54,
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agreedbut it's only going to get covered in- never mind, let's just say it wasn't worth going to wolford!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:57,
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no no that's not how it worksyou have to ask me for a titgaz next.
anyone would think you didn't WANT to pander to me...!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:00,
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Why would I do that?I see enough tits on a daily basis walking through Wakefield.
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ah, wakefield. i'm sick of that namei am dealing with a big property dispute over a big property up that way (in fact, the company does IT!). if i have to go up there, i won't be happy, i tell you.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:04,
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nah, not that blue chipsorry, can't say any more, don't want to do a kitty (sorry kitty!).
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:08,
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That's ok, as long as it isn't mine.But if you do come up here, best places to go drinking are Harry's Bar, Fernandez Brewery Tap and the Hop.
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If you come to wakefieldthe best places to go drinking are Leeds.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:11,
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In some cases.The Angel is a fantastic pub. And bloody cheap too.
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the thought is very cheerfulthe reality would be 5 grey-suited and grey-faced and grey-haired lawyers and me stuffed around a table arguing about rights of light.
urgh.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:13,
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If it's ATOSThen I can fully understand why. If it's the one round the back of the hospital (Pinderfields) then good luck with it.
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I was handed an Ann Summers catalogue the other week.Looking through it, I was very excited to see that their underwear goes up to a J cup on some lines. NOt that I have any need to wear it, being married and boring and everything, but I'm glad they realise that some of us have ridiculous sized boobs.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:58,
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to be fairsince they bought out knickerbox, they do have some pretty underwear as well as the really tacky stuff!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:59,
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Yeah, but even places like La Senza only go up to an F.It's very rare that I can find anything in Marks's either.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:03,
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Do you think I can afford to shop there?I can barely manage ASDA!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:10,
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Translated: "Remortgage your bedsit if you have to. Just don't ever go to *sniffs* povvo M&S for a bra."
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:15,
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hahaShe has a point though. If I could afford well-fitted bras, my boobs might not be at my waist.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:16,
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They're not.They're like Right Said Fred getting their heads together for a good idea.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:18,
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If it helps at all, I would still like to see you in your bra'n'knickers, even though you have cheap tatty draws.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:21,
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That should be their next ad campaign slogan(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:17,
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Bravissimo.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:09,
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Have you seen their clothing shop, Pepperberry?I seem to spend a disproportionate amount of time there. Not shopping you understand, I'm just a pervert.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:12,
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Yeah, I have a really nice dress from there.If I had lots of moneys, I would buy all my clothes from them. I wear a lot of dresses, and having disproportionately enormous tits means that I have to buy a size or two bigger in most things just to stand a chance of zipping them up.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:14,
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Its probably more nurture than deliberate theft...But I like similar music and have similar views (though there are big differences) to my parents.
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If I consider you a friend, would you up your friend count to 101?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:08,
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I don't keep a precise count but seeing as I have 160 Facebook friends I suppose It would be 161.(, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:10, Reply)
I DID a few months ago have 597, but i went on a deleting spree and deleted people I hardly knew, didn't like, and people who were leaving.(, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:13, Reply)
Yeah well I DID have 780 and deleted people who weren't as popular as I was.(, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:14, Reply)
Yeah', well, yeah', well, the only person on MySpace with more friends than me was Tom.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:16,
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Yeah' right, as if.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:14,
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289... in.... your.....face.And not _one_ of them was added because I thought a friend's friend was fit, just to get to her pictures.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:14,
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I did do a lot of that, but then I decided Facebook was there for me to have contact only with my very good close friends.(, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)
It's a lot worst when your teacher does the same thing with their students.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:18,
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Do you wear a lot of cardigans too?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:10,
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how about scarves indoors?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:11,
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I'm so old, that I like the sound of that.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:13,
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any tendency towards cockhoundishness?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:16,
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I was unsure who I thought it might be,because I thought no one would bother or pretend to have such stupid ideas, but then someone mentioned Wormulus...
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:19,
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I'm going to feel really quite let down if it is.I mean, I know generally you guys think he's a steaming cock, but he's done some sterling work in the past. But pretending to be a child just to troll ... that's, well, just pathetic.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:23,
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I don't think he's a steaming cockbut you have a point
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:32,
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Don't hate the person he is.Love the man he could be.
Ya bleeert.
How goes, BFF?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:23,
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up and down BFFgot some great stuff going on at the moment, but unfortunately that has revealed that some other stuff is shit. Temporarily though.
how are you?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:33,
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is all still good with the nuptials?They haven't replaced the band with clogdancers?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:38,
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nuptials are all still fine.mrs V has gone to her dress fitting today which is cool.
Work stuff is hit and miss. We're both expecting new offers (in fact just had confirmation that mine will be in the post soon) but it's made me realise just how much I dislike working where I am.
I'm going to be on b3ta a load less. Which is a good thing really.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:40,
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I'm going to choose not to take this as an insult(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:44,
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You're never here any more.Just focus on the wedding and FUCK work.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:50,
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it's going to be less thoughI will. Need to chill out a bit. I've been a bit ill as well which hasn't helped.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:58,
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Alright freefairKnocked one off to a twelve year old yet? That's what unemployment is all about.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:11,
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He was only supporting nonceyphilia inTHEORYHe's not saying he's actually been convicted of it.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:17,
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He's the fat kid that not even the school monster will considerThe school disco must be a lonely place for him
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:24,
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The cunt keeps editing his fatfingeredness (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:31,
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Don't worry.The whole thread will get deleted soon.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:32,
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your profile has clinched ityou are clearly not a fan of 60s and 70s rock music
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:34,
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I thought the family trampmobile in wales was a nice touch(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:28,
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I'm 12 stone and 5 feet 9 inches tall.Where is this idea that I'm fat coming from?
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So what is the proper weight for a 16 year old in your eyes?Say less than 10 stones and I'll laugh in your face, I've got 9 stone friends and they're veeeery skinny.
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For a savant you don't spell very well(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:30,
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ANSWER THE QUESTION SO THAT 'FREEFAIR' CAN DESTROY YOU WITH FACTS!(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:31,
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JULIETWASFOURTEENANDI@VEGOTTHELAWKNOWLEDGESOI@LLDESTROYTHEPOLICEIFTHEYEVERCATCHMECOZTHEYWON@TCAUSETHELAWISEPEMERALORWHATEVERTHEWORDIS(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:33,
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He's really come to love his creation.He can't believe we're calling it a fat, mongfaced, aspiring nonce.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:34,
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HAHATHATWASMYPLANALLALONGTROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:35,
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If the state was on the business of punishing teen sex school nurses wouldn't be giving condoms to 14 year olds.As they do.
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Except to the school uglies like you, they're wasted on your 'dead hand posh wank'tm freefair
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:36,
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i have to saythis made me laugh far far too much.
well done, you flame-haired sex-pot god of north london, you.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:42,
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that's just daftMs Swipe isn't the sort who'd bother with something so completely stupid and pointless. Which is why I think it is most likely Wormulus
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:45,
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She pays £300 for shampoo.So while she might not be the kid, she knows plenty about stupid and pointless.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:48,
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ah, but I think everyone agrees that Freefair is stupid and pointlesswhereas some people might agree that £300 shampoo is worthwhile
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:50,
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in my defencethat is for about 6 shampoos, not just one shampoo...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:50,
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I heard that it's £300 for one sachet, the size of a Heinz tomato ketchup in a motorway services cafe(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:51,
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hai tried one sock-puppet, once. rory caught me out in about 2 seconds flat and i never bothered again.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:50,
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as we explained, very slowly, yesterdaythey hand out condoms to children because they accept that 14 year olds might have sex with other 14 year olds. Not ideal, but better to offer protection than stick you fingers in your ears and go "lalalala we can't hear you"
They are not, strangely, trying to encourage 16 year olds to shag younger children. What with that being, oh yeah, illegal.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:41,
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Rather than whimpering to a bunch of grown upswhy don't you fuck off outside and be a teenager, you pasty fucking mess.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:35,
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that's got to be in about, what, the 90-95th centile for a teenage boy?or, in other words, "heifertown"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:31,
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shame his father didn't do exactly thatabout 29 years ago
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:43,
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But then you wouldn't be here.*winks*
*taps nose*
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:45,
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You're a lazy lardarse in a generation of slightly lazier lardarses.You must be so proud.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:34,
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His parents are so proud they painted another tyre white and put some plastic flowers in it.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:35,
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No it isn'tBMI doesn't work in the same way for adults as for children. If you were 30 then, yes, your BMI would be about 25. For a kid, your height-to-weight puts you top-end overweight, because there's no way you've built adult muscle mass for your frame.
I mean, we could judge you as an adult, but of course then you'd be a nonce what with the 14 year old girls thing. So, a chunk or a nonce, your call.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:36,
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I'd rather be a chunk than a nonce, but what will 'FreeFair' choose...(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:37,
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Look, I don't fancy any 14 yeas olds nd tbh I don't actually plan on screwing anyone younger than me.I was just defending people that have.
So yeah, Adult please.
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HE'S DEFENDING PEOPLE WHO FUCK 14 YEAR OLDS(and he's totally a teenager and I really believe this creation exists, and its parents must be heartbroken)
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:42,
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This is not the Conservative way.You should be looking forward to the time you can hire prostitutes dressed as school girls. With you wearing a nappy sitting in your own filth.
That is the Conservative way.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:44,
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You can't magically gain an adult build by announcing "Adult please", you fucking idiot.You're a flabby teenager. One of a horrible mass of flabby teenagers whose revolting laziness and gluttony will eventually cripple the health provision in this country. You're a fucking disgrace. Get off your flabby arse and do something. You disgust me.
Let's fuck.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:49,
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he's gone to find some more FACTS.You're going to be sorry now.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:53,
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No facts, but I should imagine whatever strain weight puts on the NHS will be cancelled out by the lower rates of smoking among the youngand also I don't plan on drinking , apart from perhaps the odd red wine with meals.
I know so many people for whom drink has utterly ruined their lives
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that's what you think we'd think you'd think proper conservative homeowners would doand not EX council house owners.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:59,
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I know more people for whom drinking and smoking has enhanced their lives.Smokers also pay a lot of tax, whereas fatties don't pay so much.
You should think these things through.
also, as an ex(ish) smoker and an ex(ish) fattie, I can boldly state that being a smoker is better than being fat, hands down, no question.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:59,
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Are your parents Daniel Hannan and Anne Widdecombe?(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:20,
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I used to pass off stories on here as 'something someone told me...'Now I just happily point out I read them on here.
I suppose the most obvious theft I know of is Dennis Leary from Bill Hicks.
Alt: I don't keep anything up there, I have cubby holes for storage.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:40,
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what about Prometheus stealing fire and giving it to mortals?that was much more obvious
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:42,
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I was thinking of Leary and hicks as soon as I read this.He stole exact phrases, the cunt.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:43,
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You stole that off me!I said exactly that when I first saw Dennis Leary!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:54,
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