Please complete the following short n00b survey:
1. Do you suffer from:
a) delusions of grandeur?
b) Munchausens by proxy?
c) incestuous paedophilic desires?
d) undiagnosed Internet Aspergers?

2. Do you own:
a) a Honda Accord?
b) a fighter jet?
c) a record label?
d) the Lord of the Rings box set?

3. Do you hang out with:
a) supermodels?
b) 100 friends that you talk to everyday?
c) your three wives?
d) LARPers?

Please insert your regular username here: ________________________
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:40, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

1. No
2. Lord of the rings
3. No
Soulbowl
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:51, Reply)

You are spot on.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)