I suppose it's deeply shallow that the biggest problem I have with Tracey Emin is that she's fuck-ugly

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 10:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Is she uglier than your girlfriend?
Only I heard a rumour that your girlfriend is a pigfucker's worst nightmare.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I heard a rumour that you're a troll to be ignored at all costs
Although your attempted seduction of FreeFair the other night did make me laugh, points for that.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Good ignoring there

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Nobody on this fucking place knows what the word "troll" means.
You might as well listen to their rumours about a breakthrough in particle physics.

Does that mean your bird is a complete fucking fright?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Actually, she's pretty damned fit.
I would, for what it is worth.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Yeah ... but most of the people on here think McDonald's is a treat.
Pardon me if I don't take your tweenage lust as much of a recommendation.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 10:33, Reply)

McDonald's, in all fairness, is bloody tasty.
It also has the unfortunate side effect of making me fart. A lot.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 10:37, Reply)

You horrible pleb.
Fuck off to ITV3
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 10:43, Reply)

The meaning of troll has changed a lot.
I remember when all this were fields, etc.

Trolls didn't come back.
( Kroney, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 10:30, Reply)

She's far to hot for Darth
Much like my Missus is far too hot for an ugly fucker like me. I know what Troll means too, its one of them things what jump up at the Billy Goats Gruff innit.
( Peej, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 10:31, Reply)

She's not very attractive

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Ah well.
It's nice that he's found somebody. It elevates him above most of the couch-frotters here.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 10:35, Reply)