Ahhh. Leeds Festival.
The festival for people who like early curfews and spending the night in a carpark full of cider-puking scallies.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Nah, it's close to my house.
I can sleep in my own bed.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Bargain.
You should piss on your sheets and play a tape of dickheads shouting hilarious catchphrases at one another all night. Just for the full experience.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)

You also need to throw aerosols onto your fire and steal your own duvet too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)

And shit onto the seat of your toilet.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

This^
Also, chock your bed up to a 25 degree angle for that authentic "camping on the side of a hill" feeling
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:58, Reply)