Looking forward
This is a bullshit bingo-ism of my bosses boss. What are you looking forward to?

Holidays, new jobs, drilling a new glory hole at the swimming baths?

Alt:
What are you fucking dreading?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:37, 185 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm not sure what those words in that order mean.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:39, Reply)

He always says "So, looking forward, what do we do about X"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Oh right, so you meant boss's boss?
Thankfully I work in a world where wankers like that would get laughed out of the room.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Sorry, yeah
My boss is cool
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Same here.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Yeah, same here, he's awesome.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)

You all like my boss?
Monty liked him too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:46, Reply)

I think he's a cunt

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:48, Reply)

You are wrong

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Quite possibly
Just in the interests of balance, y'know
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I see

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Ours do what they are told
It's in their best interests.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:52, Reply)

"going forward" makes me wince
looking forwards to being employed
dread it not happening. Also being fully, properly employed. terrifying
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:39, Reply)

End of October.
Trip along part of the south coast of Australia with the missus.
Alt: more of this horrible fucking shadow. Talking to the doctor tomorrow to increase my meds, I feel like death.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Shadow?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Black dog.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Still pestering you?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Like a hungry, horny Jack Russell covered in blackboard paint.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I have actually just had to Google that
I wasn't aware of it being referred to as that.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Fucking hell
Hope things brighten up for you soon fella
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)

A fun weekend
Meeting new people
Maybe actually having a summer holiday this year
Finally clearing my overdraft

Alt:
My son growing up and hating me
old age
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I worry about my kids hating me
Then I remembered, if they do I'll leave it all to the dog instead. Fuck 'em
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)

InFest
Alt: the predictable response to my first answer.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:40, Reply)

If indeed the Fest is In

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:42, Reply)

*brain explodes*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:42, Reply)

This amuses me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:42, Reply)

the inevitable girlie whinging and sobbing
from cancer joy when he kills off another unfortunate cat.

for both questions, really.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:41, Reply)

I never have anything to look forward to.
emolulz
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Awww!
There must be one thing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)

uuummmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........
no
never
nothing to look forward to
oh, I'm dreading going to a mates on saturday as she's making me play just dance on the wii
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Then look forward to drinking so you enjoy it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I HAVE TO DRIVE HOME.
ARE YOU ENCOURAGING DRINK DRIVING?!
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)

PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE KRIZZABELLE!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Bless your little ol' heart.
I could never do such a thing!
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Very little
I've got the Mecha Bash (which I'm still not sure I can make), and that's about it.

Alt: The phone call telling me my best friend's Dad has died, he's not got long left.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Oof
Not good
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)

You did the right thing last night mate
Good on you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Cheers fella
It was hard to do, but I'm glad I went.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Should we ask?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:49, Reply)

I went to say goodbye to him

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:52, Reply)

I see
Well done that Antichrist. That must have been very difficult
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Both harder and easier than I expected tbh
He looks so unlike himself it was hard, but he was so drugged up you could see he wasn't in pain, which helped.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Did you get his wallet?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Nah, they'd hidden it
What a bunch of bastards, eh?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)

I know it's the first thing that you cheeky scousers go looking for on a hospital visit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Was a home visit rather than hospital
But aside from that, accuracy is rather high, yes.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Out of respect I am not making a gay joke out of this
I fear the others may not be so kind
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Haha, good point

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Leeds Festival, family weekend, general good life stuff.
Dreading? Not much, if I'm honest. Maybe hoping that my colleague won't be being dull at me again.

I really don't fucking care about plot holes in Minority Report or the apparent ananchronism of people having suitcases in the 2050s.

And no, it wasn't Piston talking about these things.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Surely "The Luggage" should worry about such things as suitcases

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:46, Reply)

The Luggage worries not about these things.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:47, Reply)

That's a serious case of vanity, right there.
Or something.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:01, Reply)

The Luggage cares not for vanity.
The Luggage only cares for keeping clothes flat and smelling vaguely of lavender.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:20, Reply)

And referring to himself in the third person.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)

The Luggage only refers to themselves in the third non-gender specific person for the purposes of their own amusement.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Ahhh. Leeds Festival.
The festival for people who like early curfews and spending the night in a carpark full of cider-puking scallies.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Nah, it's close to my house.
I can sleep in my own bed.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Bargain.
You should piss on your sheets and play a tape of dickheads shouting hilarious catchphrases at one another all night. Just for the full experience.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)

You also need to throw aerosols onto your fire and steal your own duvet too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)

And shit onto the seat of your toilet.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

This^
Also, chock your bed up to a 25 degree angle for that authentic "camping on the side of a hill" feeling
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Right now, hometime and a nice quiet dump
Alt: Hitting F5 and seeing all my code fall apart in a second. The M25 on Friday. My sweet, lovely children becoming smelly teenagers.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:46, Reply)

I've just updated a script I wrote a while ago
Worryingly it is now smaller, simpler and 3 times as fast and is working at the first attempt. I fear I may have just broken the world
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:47, Reply)

BURN THE WITCH!
Edit: The problem I have is I'm working with an application I've inherited from about five different developers with bizarre coding standards, so I'm torn between trying to do things my way and keeping some consistency in the beast.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:48, Reply)

A lot of our scripts were originally coded by me
but were taken over by someone with "haphazard" testing to say the least. As a result of his last "experiment" I have had to take them all back and am frantically trying to update a lot of them to work properly again
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:54, Reply)

My boss took an "IO buffering" change I made to a script and applied it to another problem script
and reduced the time it took to run from 17 hours to 21 minutes. I'm awesome by proxy now.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Nice
I remember many moons ago doing a server swap from Unix to Windows and a process that took over 24 hours to run per week period (and they had 33 weeks to run it through) ran all of it in 15 mins. The site actually refused point blank to believe it had worked until they looked at the data.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Fucking this dog.
Dying of rabies.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I don't think rabies
is an STD
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:49, Reply)

You think this cunt won't put up a fight?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:50, Reply)

It is if you stick it in the dog's mouth.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Dangerblow

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Oh News corp's dropped it's bid for BSkyB

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:50, Reply)

apostrophes really are a total mystery to you, aren't they.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Bit like girls amirite lololroflolmao

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:54, Reply)

"?"

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)

nah, he has me on LOLignore innit
anyway, it was definitely a statement rather than a question!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Not unless you remove "aren't they" it isn't.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)

a rhetorical question then.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Is this a rhetorical question?
I still think it would need a question mark. Or at the very least a percontation point*

*Yes I did just look that up
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)

One's legit I think
And the other is a very common and understandable mistake.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)

NO NO NO
just because it is common does not make it understandable or acceptable.

it is infuriating. apostrophes are so easy to use. how many times do you see FISH AND CHIP'S or BOOK'S FOR SALE... i hate it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)

..and this site
is all about grammatical accuracy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:13, Reply)

Three dots in an ellipsis.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Jules Rimet still gleaming?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)

i know
and I should use capitals proper and all: but i aint rite?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Your ruerning the internet's.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Except there's nothing really wrong with an apostrophe in the plural of an abbreviation.
It's a style choice at worst.

And it's a little rich to complain about that when you can't be arsed to put a question mark at the end of a question or capitalise the first word of a sentence.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:13, Reply)

It's the "it's" apostrophe that's wrong.

( Kroney, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Im ruerning the internet's.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:28, Reply)

100% FACT

( Kroney, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)

thanks dude

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)

And he's not pluralising "corp"
He's eliding "corp has" which is also fine or arguably so.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Eliding
Good word. I like that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)

WooHoo!
and that ladies and gentlemen is the first time my English Literature degree has been useful.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I would accept this level of grammar Naziing
If your post wasn't missing 5 capital letters, surely proper capitalisation is more basic than knowing is "its" has an apostrophe or not.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Or whether "if" is spelled with an "f" or an "s"

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Good Point
my typing, spelling and grammar are all far from perfect, but you won't see me Nazing other people on obscure points, I'm only giving swipe grief because she's being a blatant hypocrite.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Christ, it's another internet sheriff in town

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)

this one rides a bike rather than a white horse

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)

I do have a cowboy hat though
and a flappy coat.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)

you sound like you have a better
dressing up box than me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Quite possibly
it does contain both chain-mail and rubber trousers, although I'm putting the latter on eBay, just trying to decide weather they'll make more money if I wash them or if I don't but pretend to be a girl.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:58, Reply)

hehe
how come you own chainmail? I helped make some once, but it was for the stupid ex for the wedding so there was no chance of me nicking that when I left
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:02, Reply)

For dressing up
I used to go to goth/fetish clubs and stuff and dress up a lot, not so much these days /old

It's actually a butchers apron that I adapted with some straps around the back, so basically if you have a jacket over it it looks like you have a chain-mail shirt on.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Oh, I know the ones
I know people to have got a few and made them into a full mail shirt. It's very light but it always leaves grey dust all over you.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:08, Reply)

maybe a different composition
mine's quite heavy, and appears to be knitted from stainless steel, no dust.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Seriously?
you have to be fucking kidding me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)

and I think one of the full stops
would be better as a comma
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Two late .. i think the internet's our already been ruern'd.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)

damn and it used to be so perfick

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)

We've been asked to come up with a new name for our remote deployment system
Theres a bottle of fine wine in it for the chosen suggestion.

One of the guys has just said "I believe strongly in calling a spade a spade" Is it just me or is that quote a tad racist.
( Peej, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)

It's not just you.
But it does indicate that you're a tad racist.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Does your remote deployment system involve plants?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:58, Reply)

I'm afraid not

( Peej, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Then call it "FLY MY PRETTIES"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)

I like this
I don't think it will win

Some gayer has suggested Remote Automated Package Installation Deployment, its totally shit but it will win because the Acronym is RAPID
( Peej, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Remote Automated Package Installation Specific Transport

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:04, Reply)

I already thought Remote Automated Package Environment
and Software Package Automated System
( Peej, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Call it Graham
Do not explain why
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Done

( Peej, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Our cupboard was named Steven
and the trolley was called Bob
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Honestly I have added it right underneath the call a spade a spade guy

( Peej, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Good
I like this
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Oh FFS

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Yeh you unoriginal bastard!

( Peej, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Yeah!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Deploying Everything Automatically Can Occur Now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Windows Automated Networking Kit

( Peej, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Server Process Over Network Guidelines

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)

What's a remote deployment system?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)

In an attempt to make IT people lazier and fatter
We remote deploy operating systems and all software remotely over the network, allowing us to rebuild entire suites of PC's and Macs very quickly without getting up off our arses, leaving more time for internet porn and B3ta
( Peej, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Thank you both
I suggest "Spaff Enabler"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)

AutoSpaff v.1.02b
Now works with iWank
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)

It means you can sit at your desk and send out software/updates whilst still reading comics and drinking coffee
It is the pinacle of "ComicBookGuy-ism"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Best. Job. Everrr.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)

How about Rapid And Pretty Incredible System Team?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)

mindpiss

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Double Mindpiss

( Peej, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Remote Automated Batch Installation of Essential Systems

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)

With great seats?
EDIT: I FUCKING SAW THAT!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:20, Reply)

mindpissed himself

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)

I misspelt automated as automatied
and then this bog-slow connection posted the correction as a new post and then hung around for fucking ages when I tried to delete the original.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Hmmm..
Secure
High
Intensity
Transit
Environment
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)

You racist colleague does have a point though.
What is wrong with calling it the remote deployment system? Or if that really is too many syllables and people are happier with abbreviations: RDS?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)

The Automated Remote Deployment System

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)

+ Information

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Managed Information Network Gateway Enabling Benchmarked Application Growth

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)

I read that as BINGEBAG
which I quite like
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)

s/Manag/Baselin/ and job done

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Worringly I know what editor you are using there

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

everyone knows vi

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:03, Reply)

looking forward to sorting my old place and getting it flogged off
get a nice bit of cash in the bank so I can look for a permanent place - probably still a flat since I like the infrastructure being Somebody Elses Problem.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Is there a chance to buy your current flat?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Possibly, it is privately owned currently
but I'd want somewhere 2 bedroomed for a permanent place, I reckon, if only for the extra space to fill up with stuff.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)

stuff babies
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)

ab od
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Mindpiss again

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:28, Reply)

babies victims
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:28, Reply)

stuffmuppet sex dolls
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)

meep!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)

I am looking forward to having fun and lots of it and my holiday to Sri Lanka next year.
Alt: The menopause : (
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Ahh
That just means the blokes/horses/donkeys can go in raw!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)

You forgot the camels.

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Humplols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)

A week off in August.
Alt: Clearing out my flat and doing my CV.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Looking forward to my daughter's birthday on Friday. And further afield, my bash.
Dreading: every time my phone goes it's someone hassling me for money. In fairness they've all been very polite but it's fucking grim.

Dreading each working day at the moment too - I'm chronically short-staffed. Unfortunately I do not mean by this that all my workers are midgets, as that would be magnificent.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Monty Wonka

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Midget news
www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-news/local-news/2011/07/12/liverpool-house-at-centre-of-anti-social-behaviour-storm-closed-down-100252-29035184/
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)

If my car broke down round there I would just lock the doors and slit my throat.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I'd go on the look out for midgets.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)

I'd bang my head on the nearest window and pop in for a few rocks and a nosh.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Hahahahahaa

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Kensington suddenly doesn't sound as nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Twice now my brother has taken me on a detour in his car to see 'The Winslow Dwarf'.
He reckons he's 'always' outside this pub there - except he never is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I can vouch for his existence
however rumour has it he has a friend now and so might be spending less time frequenting the ale house in question.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:46, Reply)

I thought Gimli
would have just used his axe
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)

You do know Gimli is fictional, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

I'm not sure that's true

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Not in your circle of friends at least.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)

You should consult the Council of Elrond on this

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)

the Google+ Circle of Elrond, you mean?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1278093
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Looking forward to seeing more of the wife.
Alt: Needing to find a job.
Wife is being made redundant from one of those jobs for life that are so secure. So much for retirement.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:58, Reply)

I'm dreading going back to work..
after my maternity leave ends. Been off for some time now, and been enjoying the time with our little one, my hubby will be daddy daycare when I go back so at least I know she'll be safe!

What I'm dreading most is having to deal with a certain colleague of mine, a truly annoying little shit. Hopefully I can keep my cool and remember I'm only there for a few hours per day! And I have going home to look forward to.

One good thing though is the look I'm sure to see flit across his odious mug when I tell him I'm pregnant again.. Assuming I can do that before going back to work muahahahahaha!
(scythesmith is doing something boring on, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 18:09, Reply)