Daphne from Eggheads
You just know that smug, self-satisfied lucky-guessing old biddy has her last three husbands buried under the patio because they beat her at Trivial Pursuit.

Alt: A mighty fine chilli that'll exfoliate your areshairs in the morning
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:15, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I agree entirely
The way she reacts despairingly whenever someone gets a question wrong really winds me up. The denouement of my grand plan to win more TV quiz shows involves me taking her place on the Eggheads team and beating her to death with CJ's legs.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Wasn't there an OT Eggheads team?
If that came to fruition you may get your chance. DO IT!
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:24, Reply)

b3th and I were discussing it, yeah
But I've realised, if we win, I'll have to SHARE the prize money. What the fuck?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)

I also realised
that there are six in the team, including the reserve. If we win, would we have to split the money five ways or six?

I still have the application form though, so whenever we're ready...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:38, Reply)

We need to work out who else is on the team first
Depends who's prepared to travel to Glasgow. Think that ruled Kroney out on account of his crippling Southernfairyitis
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:50, Reply)