He's an arse-fondler.
Almost right in the crack.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:53, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I had to ask him to stop.
True story.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:54, Reply)

I asked him what the bloody hell he thought he was doing
and he kind of leered and slurred something about "well, you have to try, don't you.."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:55, Reply)

I doubt he'd fondle my arse
Better men than he have lost hands in there
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:58, Reply)

I found throwing him down on a sofa and dry humping him made a fairly good deterant.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:04, Reply)

*takes notes*
Sofa... dry hump... deterrant...

Cheers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:13, Reply)

It may only work for me
but when people (men) try this shit on me I tend to enthusiastically attempt to 'out-gay' them, usually works, especially as I have few boundaries when proving a point/joking.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:33, Reply)