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Apropos of absolutely nothing,my favourite subtitle ever comes from the Jamaican reggae film Rockers. One fellow says hello to another ('what gwan, raas claat?') and the subtitle reads 'what's happening, bum cloth?'.
I think this is SO FUNNY it makes me do a little LOL every time I think about it.
What do YOU find funny?
EDIT: This question is not limited to 'film'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 8:43,
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God, me too! It's up there with 'female circumcision' in my 'global LOLz' list.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 8:45,
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Dodgeball: A True Underdog StoryEDIT: I've just remembered that Monty's not "into film" any more, so I should explain. It's a film.
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I've seen it. Back in my 'really into film' days.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 8:52,
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That was about the first film in ten years to make me repeatedly laugh out loud when I first saw itFor me, it's up there with the mighty This Is Spinal Tap
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I thought it was quite funny but not in the same league as 'Tap'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:00,
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Maybe not, on relfectionIt probably made me laugh just as much but Tap is the better film, if only because the humour is less obvious and more intelligent. And the fact that Black Sabbath actually thought it was based on them.
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They researched it by spending time with Saxon, I understand.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:08,
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I did, and very funny it is too. Have you seen it?Good time at Sonisphere, by the way?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:12,
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Yes it was excellent.Got a bit wasted on friday and fell asleep briefly during Metallica.
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I once fell asleep with my head in a bass bin at a rave.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:16,
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I've done that twice.Once in some gay disco, and once in a raaaawk club.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:15,
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That doesn't surprise meI remain impressed by their temerity in lampooning John Bonham's death, however.
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The character Keharr from Watership Down.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 8:47,
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When Mongo punches the horse out in Blazing Saddles(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 8:49,
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That film, up until the last 10 minutes is magnificentBart: Mornin', ma'am. And isn't it a lovely mornin'?
Elderly Woman: Up yours, nigger.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 8:53,
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My father considers the campfire farting scene to be amongst the finest scenes of any film ever.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 8:56,
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I'm not certain of many other scenes that still make me laugh that hard, even after seeing them shitloads of times.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 8:58,
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Have you ever seen Leonard Rossiter's 'Le Petomane'?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 8:59,
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It's only about 15 minutes long.I'm sure it's online somewhere - you need cheering up, this will do it, guaranteed. It's a true story, too.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:15,
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I read a book on the original Le Petomaneyou just don't get that quality of entertainment any more.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:25,
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I have his biography at home, lovingly written by his grandson.The transcripts of his 'act' are hysterical.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:36,
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I know this is massively predictablebut the bar scene in Airplane! does that to me. As does most of His Girl Friday, which it's almost impossible to separate out into scenes.
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No questionMorning mate. I see Liverpool have agreed a fee for Downing now. Is Kenny planning to field a team consisting entirely of midfielders next season?
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Along with Sunderland and Newcastle it would seem(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:19,
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Can I just interject...Downing is shit. I'm a Boro supporter, and it was questionable whether he was good enough for us, never mind Liverpool.
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When he played his 6 games for Sunderland he was excellent(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:20,
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Certainly seems that wayAh well, we've got a few to ship out still, Poulsen, Cole, Jovanovic, etc.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:19,
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Seriously thoughWhat is your best midfield now? And how do you justify shelling out that much money for substitutes? And how the FUCK is Charlie Adam 25?! He looks significantly older than me and I'm under no illusions that my chances of making it as a Premiership footballer are somewhat limited at best.
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Apparentlywww.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/liverpool-to-experiment-with-0%1111%110-formation-201107074046/
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:27,
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One of the Mash's best, recentlyAnd written before Downing was signed!
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I love this articlewww.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/ebou%C3%A9-puts-his-feet-up-and-reads-paper-201107114057/
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What's wrong with the last 10 minutes?Actor: "How long you got left?"
Other Actor, dressed as Hitler: "Dey lose me after the bunker scene."
/MontyLOLs
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My friend's mum's favourite fact isthat George Michael wrote 'Careless Whisper' when he was only 19.
Everytime I think about the sax solo I do a real lol.
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wanderlust, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 8:52,
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Have you seen this?www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaoLU6zKaws
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 8:53,
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Is that the thing to which I refer below?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 8:54,
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"You're not above the law, and he's not above the law""He is! He is above the law! Look at him, he's playing sax to a baby!"
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I just showed this to my work BFFShe's doing a little happy cry.
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wanderlust, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:23,
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That bloke playing it in American shopping centres is fucking funny.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 8:53,
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There's a bit in Weird Science....where Anthony Michael Hall is talking to some girls at the door to the bathroom. They ask what they're doing in there and Wyatt (offscreen) says "Gary was just taking a shit". Shocked expression from Gary cuts to Wyatt with a shit eating grin just in time to receive a well soundtracked slap across the chops from Gary.
It doesn't sound like much but everytime I watch it it's the most hilarious scene in film ever.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:01,
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Old news it may be, but whenever I feel down this always raises a smile:
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:04,
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Haha, she's just SO resigned to the situation there. Bless(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:05,
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when Arnie punches the camel in Conangreat stuff.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:09,
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Saying 'beer can' to sound like a Jamaican saying bacon is still funny to me(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:09,
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If indeed that really is what you say when you want to sound like a Jamaican.(, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:14, Reply)
Father Ted.I can watch it over and over again and still giggle like a loon.
Also when men put tuck their willies between their legs to look like a lady, amuses me no end.
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girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:15,
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The Sideshow Bob rake scene from the SimpsonsFucking brilliant
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:18,
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People's responses to this pic always makes me laugh
and also, here's the picture for Kroney again.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:20,
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I sent the picture you linked to my Ex girlfriendand she was not amused. In retrospect this may have been a sign that she was not the girl for me.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:02,
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a quick survey of my 2 closest friends reveals that I may in fact be a sick fuckfor finding Nick Cage shitting in a child's cunt funny, whoda thunk it?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:23,
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I laughed at that.I then read it out in the office. The denizens of Slough and Uxbridge found me saying "what gwan raas claat" in my Guildfordian funnier than the actual punchline.
I consider this to be a sad indictment on our society.
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Kroney, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:20,
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It's terrible when a Guilfordian space docker is mocked by his fellow countrymen.(, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:26, Reply)
Isn't it?I also got mocked for explaining that my name means "Manly supplanter/wrongdoer" or, as I like to think of it "Badass motherfucker".
Apparently I do not have the physical presence to carry it off.
I seem to spend a lot of my time being mocked, as it happens.
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Kroney, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:27,
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I guess I'm going to have to knock a few more of them off their bikes, then.Ho hum.
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Kroney, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:30,
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Goodness yes it would, wouldn't it? As in 'martial' and the god Mars.Never thought of that before.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:33,
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I've met a few Martins in my time.None of them have seemed particularly violent.
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Kroney, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:36,
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Same here, actuallyIt's not a popular name. Or, indeed, a good name. I hate it. I did try looking up yours, based on definition, but there are too many variants and I lost interest extremely quickly.
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Andrewfrom the Greek "Andros". My middle name is James, if you're interested. I believe that's Hebrew.
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Kroney, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:38,
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Oh, I was coming up with Jacob and variants upon itBased on the "supplanter" part. Well done there. Two decent names. You have my envy.
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My third name is James, after my grandfather, and Hendrix, obv.God this is interesting.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:41,
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Damn right I do.I have different grades of waterproofing to suit different moisture levels.
For example, for mild precipitation I favour the lightweight 'Peter Storm' brand, found in most top-end branches of 'Milletts' - for the more advanced conditions I tend to plump for waders. Where do you stand on this issue? And Vippers, what say you?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:46,
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Third name?How many have you got? Is there enough room on the internet for the full list?
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And me!What are the chances
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:49,
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OMG!We should start a club, we could call it the "We All Have a Really Common Name Club" club!
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Kroney, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:52,
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Well, we all like to post crap on the internet as well!!We're not so different after all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:58,
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Let's start a 'Facebook group'!!!!**I don't really know what one of these is.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:59,
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I've never seen anything of Facebook other than screenshots posted on here.I'm guessing a 'group' is where a bunch of tossers all sign up to 'I think teh NOTW is bad LOL' and then they all hang around in it agreeing with each other. But this is a guess.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:07,
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Pretty much spot on.The funniest ones are the racist groups who ban anyone who disagree with them about how it's all the immigrants fault. And they get really upset if you criticise their spelling.
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If I could be arsed I'd create an account simply for 'LOL' purposes.I could have funn doing that, I suspect.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:12,
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'Have the 'asylum seekers' stolen your ability to spell, as well as all the jobs in your area? It seems so'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:13,
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Oh, no, not at allThese groups are a forum for philosophical discussion. The standards of intellectual debating are closely monitored and rigorously maintained. If the mods feel the standard is slipping the worst offenders are ejected, for the intellectual betterment of all.
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So basically it's like a digital-age Royal Academy? I see, I see.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:14,
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Exactly so, Herr BoyceObviously my general demeanour just screams "hard case" so most people don't bother working out the etymology
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I'm confusedYou're saddened by the state of our society based on a survey carried out in Slough.
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Carried out in Uxbridgeand populated by the Sloughish.
I fail to see your point?
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Kroney, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:29,
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That's because his "point" is small and withered from never having been used on his "girlfriend"(, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:30, Reply)
The Sloughish claim that Slough is superior to Uxbridge.But I imagine that's like saying a wart is preferable to a boil. It may be so, but you wouldn't want to have to choose one.
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Kroney, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:31,
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When I lived in Windsor all the povvo children's fathers worked in Slough at the Mars factory.The end.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:34,
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The entire area doesn't come with a long list of recommendationsfrom what I can tell.
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Kroney, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:37,
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I don't know why they were laughing.I imagine peoples' accents from both Slough and Uxbridge are just as pointless and rubbish as a Guildford one.
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I love watching the gag reels of movies and teevee shows.it's nice to see that famous people fuck up too, and makes me giggle every time. One particular favourite is the gag reel of season two of Big Bang Theory, where Sheldon is trying to explain Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock.
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The gag reel on LOTR has some golden momentsSame with Anchorman
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:36,
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"I'm going to shoot you with a BB gun when you're not looking. Yep, back of the head."(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:07,
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Mine tooGeek humour done well with occasional appearances by Katee Sackhoff. Damn near flawless.
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Same here.... I have seasons 1 to 3 on DVD and season 4 on my laptop :D(, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:44, Reply)
The fact that there has already been six Fulham fans detained at the airport ahead of our game in Belfast tonight.Brits abroad (or in this case, trying to get abroad) are hilarious idiots.
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Apparently we're taking Jonathan Greening off your hands in exchange for 600,000 English poundsYour thoughts.
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Do you like players who don't know what passing the ball forward means? Do you also like players who think it's written into Fifa's rules that you must pass it sideways at all times and at no point is the pass allowed to be more than five yards long? If so then Jonathan Greening could be the man for you.
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I'm perplexed by the move to be honestWe have no left-back and our only striker capable of netting double figures is injured but have six midfielders who can realistically expect to be first-teamers. My only thought is that Guy Moussi might be off as he's out of contract, in which case the qualities you describe are exactly what we need.
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He is literally the most pointless player I have ever seen. When he played on the left at the end of last season though, to be fair, he was ace. But we have Duff and Dembele who play there normally and they're both miles better than him. If we get 600k for him we've robbed you.
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Doesn't every team have one of these players?We had Bracewell (twice) and Thirlwell who were both called "crab" as they only went sideways
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:05,
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Barry Ferguson, once of Rangerswas frequently known in my house as 'Spongebaz Squarepass' as that's all he ever did.
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If he can play left-BACK he's most welcomeLeft-sided midfielder is the only area we have an embarrassment of riches in, however. I imagine he'll be a defensive midfielder, and is being bought because he played for Schteve at Middlesborough
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fans give him stick because of the sideways passingbut he hardly ever gives the ball away by aimlessly hoofing it long. That's why managers like him.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:15,
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That sounds perfect for us, franklyThe last thing we need in front of our back four is someone who belts it upfield as if there are five Peter Crouches ahead of him
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He caused exactly the same arguments at West Bromto be honest we sold quite a lot of players to Fulham at huge mark-ups.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:26,
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You should both bear in mindthat if Greening turns out to be shite, I am holding you both personally responsible. Ditto Nicky Shorey, if we get him.
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fuck off we're keeping ShoreyI believe we're getting rid of Marek Cech though
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:42,
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AA deleted his threadso I'll say it here instead.
Sorry, pal. You have my sympathies, such as they are.
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Kroney, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:58,
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Because, simply put, you're a fucking cunt Rory.I've known the man for 11 years, and that was simply my way of thanking those who have passed on kind words, etc in the last few weeks.
But no, I wasn't allowed to do that, was I? Of course, I'm doing this all for attention, and sullying his memory while I do it? Fuck off.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:08,
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Maybe it's just me AA however I'd be upset to find a 'friend' posting details of my own personal tragedy on a public messageboardIt's really nobody else's business. If it was your own father so be it. Have you told him about you whoring the grief train out?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:17,
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I'd hardly call what I put details.Would you like me to tell you what killed him, what time it was, or things like that?
I wrote it on here because I'm fucking gutted, but I wouldn't want to write it on facebook or anywhere, because my friend is on there, and he needs to know I'm there for a chat if he needs me, not that I'm absolutely gutted too.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:19,
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Cancer innit, Macmillan nurses, off his face on morphine, home palliative careDetails, details. Perhaps you should check with him before serialising his old mans dying days.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:25,
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Yeah those specifics really narrow it down to literally just tens of thousands of people(, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:30, Reply)
Toot toot all aboard the grief train, leaving Congleton in 20 minutes, Toot Toot(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:32,
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Hmm, interestingSearch tells me I've never mentioned 'Macmillan' or 'palliative', and the only times I've mentioned nurses or morphine, it's been in no relation to him.
Details, details.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:41,
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You couldn't find your way out of a paper bag let alone find anything on searchAs a starter you stated that he was doped up to his eyeballs at home yesterday end stage cancer, you dick that's called palliative care which will involve lots of morphine and macmillan nurses.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:04,
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You are correct, I concede that pointI did say those things.
However, seen as all I'm doing here is getting more and more wound up, I don't feel there's any point in continuing any conversation with you.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:09,
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I wasn't sure it was actually you when I posted that.That's a relief, if it had been somebody else, I'd have looked a right nob.
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Kroney, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:13,
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The misfortune of others, especially the disabledThis made me laugh for a long long time.
I think it's the single funniest post I've seen on b3ta.
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AgreedI can't find the My Name is Luca skit from years ago where someone mentioned "That's me raping cats". This had a proper coffee spit everywhere and me nearly choking to death after inhaling most of it whilst laughing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:04,
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I'm quite bad about the disabledI find them upsetting and they make me uncomfortable, which seems to find an outlet in making fun of them. Retard lolz. Not proud, but...
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Yup.It was a US person who worked with the mentally deficient, writing all about how funny they were. It wasn't really malicious, actually, but just funny. It was pulled some time ago, though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:18,
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It was actually removed from the internet on grounds of tastelessness?That must have been quite the read
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It was hilarious, she was just blowing off steam Also the comments both from other special needs teachers and the easily outraged.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:37,
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still existshere: www.fullduplex.org/tardblog/
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:53,
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Good work that manIf it were possible for my productivity today to drop below zero, I'm confident it would now
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NoI try not to indulge this trait. I had a disabled kid in a class when I was a teacher. Didn't know which way to look. Didn't help that his name was (I'm not kidding) "Timmy".
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Do you teach in China now?Do they make their disabled people 'disappear'?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:26,
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No, and yesI was a teacher back in the day. And, yeah, you almost never see disabled people here, unless they are beggars. Some actually get shepherded and set to work begging, for their carers. Disgusting.
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The ethnic sketch show Absolutely had some crackersthey had a recurring character, Frank Hovis, who would deliver a slurred monologue while sitting on a toilet in a grotty cubicle. One week he started the monologue but is interrupted by increasingly frequent and increasingly unpleasant farting and shitting noises and he looks increasingly distrssed until by the end it's constant and he's pulling all kinds of agonised faces.
I cried with laughter, even more when I realised that all the other monologues, funny as they were, were just a setup for a four minute poop joke punchline.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:09,
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"The Stoneybridge promotional vido..""IT'S VID-EYO!"
I have no idea why I still remember this.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:16,
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When Columbo runs/falls down the hillwww.youtube.com/watch?v=GEXdHrioXj0
(1 minute in)
Also, THE CAT HAS BITTEN MY FACE!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:14,
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It took me a secondto realise she was calling the waiter James. Fucking funny!
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That one sketch was superb.Every other single thing they did was excruciating - but that one sketch is superb.
'20 more bread rolls'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:27,
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BGB, Tigger has bitten my face and nobody cares.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:36,
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I care Roota.I hope he has been suitabley reprimanded?
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girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:37,
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I care too.With her suitably disfigured, I have more of a chance with DJTP.
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Your nether regions already belong to DJTP so it's just a case of winning his heart.(
girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:40,
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I chased him down the landing with a standard bog-roll holder.I was like Britannia.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:45,
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A jaded, fading shadow of your former self?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:47,
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You've made me feel like Louise Brooksso I'm going to listen to Pandora's Box by OMD and ponce round the office.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:52,
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This has amused me for being a bit sad.www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/23741
Please make bill feel better and sign up.
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if you visit Bill on his birthday he fondles your arse(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:46,
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I would but it's in London on a SaturdayA bit short notice for a cheap hotel too.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:48,
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BlessNo offence to Bill, but not only am I busy that day, but I don't know the first damn thing about him
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He's an arse-fondler.Almost right in the crack.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:53,
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I asked him what the bloody hell he thought he was doingand he kind of leered and slurred something about "well, you have to try, don't you.."
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:55,
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I doubt he'd fondle my arseBetter men than he have lost hands in there
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I found throwing him down on a sofa and dry humping him made a fairly good deterant.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:04,
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It may only work for mebut when people (men) try this shit on me I tend to enthusiastically attempt to 'out-gay' them, usually works, especially as I have few boundaries when proving a point/joking.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:33,
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You know he'll be 30 on 23rd JulyIt's the (1 people) bit that makes me laugh, poor Bill
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:54,
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I think only the Betty Ford Clinic can make Bill feel better.Soz Bill, you crazy murderer.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:00,
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I know. I've watched it.There was one on TV last night about political maps , too. I watched that as well, for the second time.
What did you do? Pretend to be a mighty warrior in a made-up computer world?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:49,
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I listened to Bigipedia, it's a Radio 4 Comedy show, if you like the internet you will lol at least once, I bet you a tenner.
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But I hate the internet**I like the internet really, but I haven't got a tenner to lose.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:58,
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I'll stick this hereas it might get missed if I post it all the way back when it was mentioned:
www.fullduplex.org/tardblog/
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:49,
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