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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What, better than"I just blew my nose a bit too hard, and suddenly the bathroom looked like the opening scene from Carrie"?
(, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 17:39, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
'It's fine, I just have an enormous bathtub speed habit'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 17:41,
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"A small child urgently needed a blood transfusion,so I jabbed the hollowed-out casing of a biro into their arm, then punched myself in the face and dangled my nose over the other end."
(, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 17:48, Reply)
'It's fine, I'm one of those spasticated goth pseudo-vampire wankers - I just spilt my lunch'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 17:49,
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Right up my own nose?That would be an impressive degree of spastication, admittedly...
(, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 17:54, Reply)
perhaps you were hanging upside downlike a bat
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 17:56,
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"I met Darth in person. 'Eye-wateringly camp' doesn't even begin to cover it. 'Nose-bleedingly bent,' on the other hand..."(, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 17:56, Reply)
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