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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fiona Bruce'sSo I could find out where she goes for a wax, then assassinate the beautician, take their place and use my own special wax on her.
(, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:36, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
That wouldn't really remove any hair...EDIT or is Fiona's "like a whisp of cotton candy framing a papercut"?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:37,
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It is exactly like that.I need to take some time out for some special time with Fiona.
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I'm in York on Saturday againI don't want to see the corpse of a sullied, despoiled newsreader outside your door.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:47,
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More accepting of your inadequacies though.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 21:58,
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Abil Wax 2440, manufactured by Evonik Goldschmidt GmbH?(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 22:11,
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