Then tell her so.
And tell her to fuck off. Tell her you can either drink at home with her, or drink at the pub with your mates and if she doesn't like it, she knows where the door is.

And if she does use the door, frankly it sounds like you'd be better off.

/unwantedopinionblog.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:15, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You forgot the bit about giving her a slap

( Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Men don't hit women.

( Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Unless it's in self-defence

( Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Or if it's because you love them so much that it makes you crazy.

( Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Or if you reckon she's checking out other guys.

( Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Or if you can convince her to tell people that she walked into a door.

( Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Unless they burn the toast

( Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)

rappers do

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I've had many an arguement with an Irish acquaintance who is obsessed with Chris Brown
She doesn't give a shit that he's a cuntfaced, woman beater.
( Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)

I have it on good authority that many of the old blues artists were horrible, drunken old cunts.
Their records are still great and, like your friend, I really don't care about their private lives, to be honest.

Ike Turner was a musical genius, despite whupping Tina's ass on the regular.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:34, Reply)