Serious answer.
Testicles heat regulate. When they get warm, they loosen, allowing your balls to sit further away from your body. This helps to keep the temperature within tolerances for sperm to survive.

it has a knock-on effect of causing your scrote to stick to your fucking legs.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:26, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I see
Maybe the use of right underwear could solve this problem?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:38, Reply)

It's not a problem, they're functioning as designed.

( Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:42, Reply)

They're designed to itch?
Well, that answers which gender is the best one.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:50, Reply)

No they're designed to move to regulate temperature.
everything that has skin on it itches occasionally.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:52, Reply)

It's not occasionally
Some are scratching 24h/day. Anyway, they are designed to regulate temperature and when doing so, they itch. Not a very good design.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:55, Reply)

So basically testicles are Warren G?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:39, Reply)

He had to pull out his strap and lay them busters down, Monty.

( Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:43, Reply)

it's the G-funk era that's for sure

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:43, Reply)

the last bit made me laugh a lot
i am at work. so thanks for that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:55, Reply)