We didn'y have a first dance.
He wanted some slow dirge, to which he would shuffle me roun dthe dance floor with his hands on my arse.

I wanted 'If you want to be happy for the rest of your life' which was too fast for his poor old frame to handle.

I did get him to struggle through 'Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman' when he'd had a few drinks, though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)