...because you eat crap and drink too much?
are you getting a man-gut?
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:08, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I am getting a man-gut.
Thing is, I don't eat that much crap. The odd takeout aside, I'm good for my 5 a day.

I've not drunk that much either of late, which is how I've managed to get squiffy on less ale than usual of late.

I think the answer might lie in drinking vodka and slimline tonic.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:10, Reply)

Could be
although that's not very manly. But there are a lot of dead calories in a pint.
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:12, Reply)

So you reckon I ought to stick to drinking pints and exercise the excess off?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:12, Reply)

Naw.
drink whatever you like and exercise the excess off. It's that or stop taking your medication...
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:18, Reply)

I'm not going to stop taking my meds. That would be daft.
I might join a gym. Go once, and then pay a years subscription.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:20, Reply)

Start running or cycling instead
it's free.
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:27, Reply)