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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED
I might peel my face off with boredom soon. My life has become a void and i am BORED.

Entertain me, guys!

alt: What do you do when you're bored?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:17, 222 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
don't make me sympathy-reply
myself in this state - wahhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:24, Reply)
Post on b3ta
I'm capable of better than this.

Maybe the fact that I'm 3/4 ratted at 19.24 doesn't help.

I was doing real things with real people last night though, if that's any amelioration.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:24, Reply)
ooh, booxe, that's an idea
I've not seen real people (other than in shops/gym/art gallery) since Tuesday. I'm losing my mind
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:26, Reply)
That's not good
I have people around - my Sister, who is my best mate, lives a mile away so I'm not really on my own.

I have a few mates around too.

Are you that isolated?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:32, Reply)
I'm just not good at dealing with holidays
I don't talk to people for a little while, then I convince myself that everyone hates me, despite the fact I could call a few people and ask what they're up to. I'm being stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:35, Reply)
I come on here
but since it's also dead I'm going to have to read a book or something.
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:31, Reply)
evening
what you reading?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:35, Reply)
Err book 3 part 2 of the Game of Thrones series
'A Storm of Swords: Blood and Gold'.

I heart George R R Martin.
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:54, Reply)
i read them 10 years ago
(then 4 or 5 when the one before last came out). I really want to reread them, but I've only got Storm of Swords...Then there's the problem that people will think I'm only reading them because of the series. Man, I'm such a book snob
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:58, Reply)
Who gives a shit what people think?
re-read them, they're great books.
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:03, Reply)
Yeah
I can't remember enough about them and the last one just came out after years and years of waiting. Perhaps that's the thing I'll go tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:05, Reply)
The new one came out on tuesday
although I had something similar with the Wheel of Time books when the most recent one came out - four bastarding months it took me to re-read the first 11, because I had no idea what was going on.
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:09, Reply)
yeah, but weren't they shit?
(not that I read them, I just borrowed other peoples' opinions)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:13, Reply)
Wheel of Time?
nonono. The first three were excellent, 4-6 good, 7-10 tailed off significantly, but then the guy died and the new author hired to finish the series moves at a much faster pace and the newer ones are much, much better.

Are you thinking of the Shannara books? 'Cause they were pants in my opinion.
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:16, Reply)
I didn't read those either
I have a surprisingly patchy knowledge of fantasy for a larper
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:19, Reply)
and eat chocolate

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:54, Reply)
and masturbate

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:54, Reply)
Oh yeah, I do both of those things too obviously.

(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:57, Reply)
note to self:
never borrow a chocolate covered book with sticky pages from berk.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:01, Reply)
Reading and wanking simultaneously is actually quite difficult.
And I certainly couldn't eat chocolate at the same time as well.
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:04, Reply)
Jilly Cooper disagrees

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:09, Reply)
If I were lesbianly inclined
I could stick a bar of dairy milk up my girlfriends foof, go 69 and balance one of Dicken's finer works on her arse. All bases covered there, sort of.

But I'm not.
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:10, Reply)
You've got great expectations.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:12, Reply)
There is literally not a single Dickens I can pun back with.

(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:14, Reply)
berk was out of puns
it was the best of times, it was the worst of times
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:16, Reply)
...
oh, good grief.
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:17, Reply)
Bleak
house
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:18, Reply)
"oh yeah you like that don't you?"
*groan*
"how about when I make little circles?"
*louder groan*
"you're nearly there aren't you? shall I pinch your nipples or twist them?"
"TWIST! OLIVER TWIST!"
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:25, Reply)
Hard times.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:16, Reply)
Wouldn't have worked as my comeback though, really.

(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:17, Reply)
I got on B3ta of course!
or I watch foreign telly.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Xpvc9mS1g&feature=channel_video_title
(888777555, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:34, Reply)
What pants are you wearing?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:36, Reply)
M&S Boxers. Large.

(888777555, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:37, Reply)
I told ya you were a chubby cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:38, Reply)
Yeah well what's 2 stone to lose over 2 months,
Its possible, I've already decided on the 1100 calorie a day diet and the 4 hours of moderate exercise daily.
(888777555, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:39, Reply)
the 'moderate excercise' being?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:41, Reply)

Cycling and Walking.
Throw the occasional hike and football in there as well.
(888777555, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:43, Reply)
So you're 16 and don't chronically masturbate?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:46, Reply)
Not to weight loss levels.

(888777555, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:47, Reply)
you need to put more elbow grease into it

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:48, Reply)
A lot
unless you are a massive lardy you'll never manage to lose that healthily and keep it off.
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:56, Reply)
I'm not time limiting myself, 'll keep going until i reach just under 10 stone.
I just have mid september as a date in my mind becuase I'll be back at college and will, if thin, become a super attractive sex god.
..or Won't it be like that?
(888777555, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:58, Reply)
Chompy , ssssh now.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:10, Reply)
I swear its just you and Roota that don't believe I'm real now.

(888777555, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:16, Reply)
I larp around my house mostly

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:36, Reply)
all on your own?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:39, Reply)
It's a fucking quest innit
through the caves of Moria
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:40, Reply)
do you know what larp is?
I think you're mixing it up with something else.

Unless you are a dwarf in Moria. In which case - stop being so bloody greedy, that's what made the problem in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:42, Reply)
Right, that's it, I'm writing a strongly worded e-mail to the Elders of HEROFEST about your continual mocking of my larping skillz

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:45, Reply)
oh noes!
they shall take from me my amulet of g'rath
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:47, Reply)
Yeah well by the wand of Gandalf I'll insist that you be cast out never again to associate with larpers

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:53, Reply)
no lammie, no effect

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:00, Reply)
Roll 2D8
The DM says you are forced to finish off the block of cheese at the back of the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:56, Reply)
no phys rep

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:59, Reply)
eh?
deRIS
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:01, Reply)
No Physical Representation
ie. I don't have one
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:02, Reply)
also, D8s don't exist
you are a corrupt DM!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:04, Reply)
d8s totally exist!
I've got a couple along with d 4s, 6s, 10s, 12s and 20s from high school back when I was a loser.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:07, Reply)
OK
on reflection, yes they do. I still don't have a block of cheese, though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:08, Reply)
More fool you
cheese is awesome.
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:13, Reply)
We could have a pun down if you like Captain.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:42, Reply)
it only works if they happen organically

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:42, Reply)
Fair enough.
You sit there and be bored.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:42, Reply)
fine
*grumble*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:43, Reply)
Sorry Captain.
How are the piggies, recovered for the snip?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:44, Reply)
yeah, they're quiet
for the most part, except one of them has taken to ocassionally going WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (as in SHIT! SHIT'S GOING DOWN!) for no reason every so often.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:45, Reply)
I'm going to the shops to buy some sweets.
I want some shrimps and bananas and some cola-bottles.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:03, Reply)
One day they'll get your medication right
and you will double in size over the course of about four months.
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:05, Reply)
It's already happening berk
I might have to join a gym the way things are going.

I'm now knocking on the door of 13 stone (and a bit), and this new weight has all gone on in the same place.

Why me? *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:07, Reply)
...because you eat crap and drink too much?
are you getting a man-gut?
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:08, Reply)
I am getting a man-gut.
Thing is, I don't eat that much crap. The odd takeout aside, I'm good for my 5 a day.

I've not drunk that much either of late, which is how I've managed to get squiffy on less ale than usual of late.

I think the answer might lie in drinking vodka and slimline tonic.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:10, Reply)
Could be
although that's not very manly. But there are a lot of dead calories in a pint.
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:12, Reply)
So you reckon I ought to stick to drinking pints and exercise the excess off?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:12, Reply)
Naw.
drink whatever you like and exercise the excess off. It's that or stop taking your medication...
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:18, Reply)
I'm not going to stop taking my meds. That would be daft.
I might join a gym. Go once, and then pay a years subscription.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:20, Reply)
Start running or cycling instead
it's free.
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:27, Reply)
Jugs!
I've drunk far too much today, after 4 hours sleep.

Bedtime. It's still light, but it's bedtime.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:04, Reply)
are you crazy?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:08, Reply)
one more jug
then lights out
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:09, Reply)
Whinge about being bored...
Wouldn't a better question be 'what do you do to try and combat boredom?' only roll d12 is not an acceptable answer, nor is twat it with rubber weapons.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:09, Reply)
Don't start with the dice Bobby, she's not having any of it

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:10, Reply)
Well if she won't have any of it no wonder she is bored. What she needs is a...
Come on folks fill in the blanks/
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:12, Reply)
Trip to the local pub, with a book or newspaper and have a relaxing evening out.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:13, Reply)
relaxing is boring
I'm relaxed, I need adventure and lols
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:14, Reply)
What you need to do, is make some holiday plans.
You know in advance when you'll be off work, so can you not make plans in advance of these dates so you won't be bored?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:15, Reply)
I have some, just not for a couple of weeks
1 trip to Edinburgh, 1 festival, 1 larp event.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:17, Reply)
I'm going to Edinburgh soon
My betrothed and I will be scouting for areas we want to live in later this year.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:20, Reply)
my mate moved up there a few years ago
it's such a cool city, like Gormanghast if it were extended to a whole city
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:22, Reply)
I have no idea what that is but, yeah, it's cool

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:35, Reply)
Tsk. Philistine.
It's a rather good book by Mervyn Peake (admittedly it is quite hard going) and a rather better BBC adaptation some 10ish years ago which launched the career of Jonathan Rhys Meyers, better known as King Henry VIII in The Tudors.
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:41, Reply)
the mini series was cool
but the book was still better (although people always say that). Could have done with being in 5 parts rather than 4, I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:45, Reply)
a place in a book by Mervyn Peake
there was a series on it a few years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:41, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/pubs/post362524

Damn. I'm really not a sexist twat, honest.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:16, Reply)
what all women need...
\70s comedians
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:14, Reply)
well I know I need that
but short of calling a man whore in, it ain't happening
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:15, Reply)
there a quite a lot of b3tan males
who are willing to travel and be man whorey. I've heard and fabricated some amazing tales.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:18, Reply)
perhaps it's time to set up an agency

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:21, Reply)
I've long suggested there should
be a b3ta dating section but apparently there is and it's called gaz.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:29, Reply)
Actually I could genuinely do an eHarmony
style advert extolling its virtues.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:30, Reply)
do it

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:30, Reply)
"The first thing I noticed about Roota was
how I might get a couple nights of fantastic sex and never have to bump into her again because she lives in Liverpool - why the hell would I ever go back there again?"

Curse you life for making me drive 400 miles every fortnight! *shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:34, Reply)
You've been waiting for her a put out for a long time then!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:39, Reply)
The frigidity of the woman is astounding

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:02, Reply)
only BAD women like sex.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:11, Reply)
hehe, stupid time and space

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:40, Reply)
Totally think I just created the first LinkJacker for Google Plus
coll3ctive.co.uk/ljtest.php
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:02, Reply)
would only work if people didn't check
the hover text
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:05, Reply)
Yeah', can't really do much about that, except most people would move the mouse over and click before the text appears, probably.
I mean, people naturally know where to click on a youtube vid so don't tend to hover the mouse in a static place.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:08, Reply)
OH MY DAYZ
www.okcupid.com/profile/ms-ace-of-spades/pictures?cf=home_orbits
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:03, Reply)
haven't you posted this before
she's mental
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:05, Reply)
Aye, but she just popped up again.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:05, Reply)
checking out your profile?
scary
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:07, Reply)
Nah', on that list thinggy.
AWW BLESS, SO CUTE, SHE'S LINKED TO EMINEM
soundcloud.com/ms-ace-of-spades/puke
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:09, Reply)
and did anything else 'pop up', Gonz?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:11, Reply)
Yes, but it could only be descsribed as pure faux-terror.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:21, Reply)
I lurk about on b3ta
hoping that someone will talk to me.

Tonight I'm drinking, and watching a film. And playing on b3ta, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:10, Reply)
hey b3th!
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:12, Reply)
Hi Cavy! *waves back*
Watcha doin'?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:15, Reply)
bugger all
well, just started to do some crocheting

what film you got?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:21, Reply)
1408. John Cusack, Samuel L Jackson, Stephen King.
Saw Watchmen last night. It was good, but missed out a big chunk of the book.

I am hot, and dehydrated, I'm grungy, and I'm bored. *sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:24, Reply)
drink dsomething cold
not sure about the boredom, either, perhaps add danger to the something cold by adding Pihranas
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:26, Reply)
Evening b3th.
What's up in weston?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:15, Reply)
Not much.
Just for a change.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Livin the fuckin dream blood
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:18, Reply)
you knows it G

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:21, Reply)
I'm waiting for Blousie to add the Pier trip to the B3ta calendar.
I hope she'll add the words, 'Jeff will be taking the ladies of OT up the promenade'

I somehow doubt she will though.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:16, Reply)
I used to like the fake cigarettes they sold where you blew out talcum powder

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:17, Reply)
These days fake tabs get you a special edition of Panorama.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:23, Reply)
I'm so excited, Jeff.
I've never been taken up the promenade before.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:18, Reply)
Hurr hurr
I have
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:22, Reply)
I'll bet you ended up covered in TCs special seagull shit.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Oh, you filthy slut.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:24, Reply)
What?
I grew up 15 miles from Blackpool - of course I've been taken up the Promenade before.
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:29, Reply)
I here that about Blackpool girls

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Err, no
I am NOT from Blackpool.
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)
closer than I am
so that'll do
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)
So does that mean you'll take up the offer for a chip supper but reserve the right to say 'no' ?
SOOOO UNFAIR.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Have you ever been taken up the OXO tower? I think that would be quite nice.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:26, Reply)
I haven't. Isn't there a restaurant at the top of there?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:28, Reply)
One of the most devine resturants in london, apparently, I've never had someone to go up the oxo tower with so I don't know.
c726.r26.cf2.rackcdn.com/OXO_Tower_Restaurant_Sample_Dinner_Menu.pdf
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Is it true that the Bisto kids are banned from it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Oh my goodness
*salivates*
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)
I can't believe you failed to comment on my frankly crude comment ^ up there a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)
If you end up covered in seagull shit after anal
you're either a) doing it wrong or b) a lot kinkier than I am.
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Hang on. Are you saying that TC has 'done you up the wrong 'un'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)
I'm saying nothing at all.
my bottom, my business.
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)
so yes, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)
now I feel bad
sorry berk
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)
You've taken it too far Captain.
I KNOW when to stop.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)
*hangs head in shame*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:54, Reply)
yeah right Jeff
keep your filth out of Limerick, ya mongrel
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)
hahaha
That sounds like TD
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:57, Reply)
fucking hell
you're right
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:59, Reply)
You'd better tell him
(When he sobers up!)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:05, Reply)
hahaha
enough of this anyway, how is life going. Any development work-wise?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Had an interview for a job I don't actually want
it went ok, but I doubt I've got the job, and I'm not overly fussed by it. Have applied for several things I like the look of very much and should hopefully hear back soon. I'm feeling less doom-and-gloomy about it most of the time, but it comes in phases if you know what I mean.
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:54, Reply)
What job were you interviewed for, and would it mean relocating?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:57, Reply)
Another technician job, in South London
I had thought it'd be ok to commute, but it took over an hour to get from Marylebone to the institute and that was in the middle of the day - imagine how much worse it'd be in rush hour. So I'd have to move to south London, and I just don't fancy it tbh. Some of the institutes in north London would be ok, that are only a few tube stops or walkable from Marylebone, and I could live in Leamington adn commute in...it'd be hard, but if it's all I'm offered I'll take it. But I'd rather stay in the area, there's good stuff coming up at Oxford, and one job in Warwick and another in Birmingham. Fingers crossed...
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Well if you do have to change to a job you'd rather not do, just remember that you've not signed up for life
You can change jobs again after 6 months if needs be.

So don't fret too much.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:05, Reply)
No, you sign a contract for however long the funding is for
it's not the done thing to leave midway through as it screws up funding and continuity in the lab, and it would look very bad on my CV.
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:07, Reply)
I'm only really familiar with commercial sectors. Consider my 'helpful' comment retracted.
What locations, if you had to move, would you consider?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:08, Reply)
If location/TC wasn't an issue
then I'd move anywhere, really. Manchester, Bristol, Cambridge and London particularly.
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:11, Reply)
I'm guessing you couldn't move and for TC to follow you down later?
I'd imagine there are more Tennis opportunities in London.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)
No, it was mentioned
and I think he'd like to move to London for a few years...but he's just bought a flat here, and a lot of what he does is self-employed, and if he were to move he'd have to build all of that up again. So unless he were headhunted for a particular club, a move isn't really financially feasible.
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:13, Reply)
I'm sure you're both considering all of the best options
I hope you get the right role in the right location and everything if good.

When is your last day in your current role likely to be?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:21, Reply)
30th September, as it currently stands
which is why I might have issues with the pierbash - it's not really the done thing to take ones last day off as annual leave, is it?
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:22, Reply)
But you can phone in sick!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:26, Reply)
Do you think a soried affair might make things better?
I saw on Jermy Kyle this girl who had an affair with a man, and she seemed quite happy except the bit about the baby not being hers.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:59, Reply)
You're so funny, Gonz. Silly boy.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)
It's very sweet of you to offer to let me use you like that, Gonz
I'll bear it in mind.
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:10, Reply)
I remember seeing some art there or something

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:29, Reply)
or perhaps it was just me imagining the art
come to think of it, I think a friend was scouting it out for exhibition potential
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Any further news of your exhibition, or indeed, amazon trip?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)
nah
the exhibition is down to me to organise and I've still not contacted the place *adds to task list*. The Amazon thing I might not hear about for a while. At some point I should get a letter, then it's all about replying as soon as I can and hoping I get in first.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Given that it took me to remined you that the special joining offer at the gym was about to expire.
I fully expect you to miss the amazon trip.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:48, Reply)
no, definitly applying the second it gets offered.

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)
haha
guess what just turned up on my itunes randominator

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcH_ZTF6smY
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)
That little kid was an annoying cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)
I remember very little about the series
I think the only reason it's on itunes is I downloaded it to make a larp version of the song (since one guy was called Estaban)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)
almost as annoying as that bloody unicorn
from the animated Dungeons & Dragons
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:04, Reply)
bobby!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:05, Reply)
I used to like that show.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:08, Reply)
I remember there was this really sad episode
where they could actually see the real world and were nearly home, but then had to return to the D&D realm. I can't remember why they couldn't get back but that unicorn probably had something to do with it.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)
Yeah, I think Bobby didn't want to leave it behind
lamer.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Instead he moved to Wales to become a teacher.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:19, Reply)
I wonder if FreeFair has a unicorn?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:21, Reply)
THis place if full of freaking unicorns
unicorns that shit rainbows and sick up gold
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:22, Reply)
I remember that one.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:17, Reply)
My fave was this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=loUNoy0Qub0&feature=related

... oh man, Gummi Bears were the best thing EVAH.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)
Oh man, this lad sounds like a laugh a minute.
www.okcupid.com/profile/Multivitamins
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:24, Reply)
What a fucking douche

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:26, Reply)
anytime someone posts a okcupid thing
I fear it's going to be me, or some dude I've been messaging
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:29, Reply)
so this is the guy who wants to massage your feet with his cock?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:37, Reply)
ha, no
I can't remember that guy's username.

The one above is too young even by my standards
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:38, Reply)
butbutbut!
he digs gender interrogation and post-structuralism, don't pretend that doesn't give you a wide-on.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:45, Reply)
The shameful thing is
that's pretty interesting stuff. But the rest, no, dull. I want to know why all profiles are about how people like to travel and watch films. Instant boredom
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:47, Reply)
also see: "ordinary guy"
ordinary?! who the hell wants ordinary?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:50, Reply)
What would you prefer.
An ordinary guy, or an alcoholic crossdressing wrong'un with multiple Nurse With Wound records?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 23:09, Reply)
hmm
sounds like trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 23:12, Reply)
what you want is an internet shut in
who doesn't have the attention span for anything longer than max 4 minute youtube video.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:52, Reply)
that sounds like my kind of guy

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:53, Reply)
you've come to the right place then

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 23:00, Reply)
He digs it, or he's read a book with those terms in it and thinks they sound pretty cool and intellectual, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:49, Reply)
My back is bloody sore.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:37, Reply)
what
have you been doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:38, Reply)
Tattoo yesterday, feels really tight, hopefully fine tomorrow.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:52, Reply)
Missed my candleday
thanks for the reminder Jeff!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:41, Reply)
I rock!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:41, Reply)
Although that does sound like I've been stalking you.
Which I haven't.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:42, Reply)
Suuure

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:42, Reply)
Tsk! Believe what you want honey.
*Adds to notes, Amberl is online on Saturday the 16th July 2011 at 22:44*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:44, Reply)
alright Amberl
Happy burning wax day.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:43, Reply)
Or happy waxing day as some call it.
Let's hope it didn't smart too much.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:51, Reply)
woo!
and hour and a bit left of candle day!

Only 2! awwww, cute
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 22:47, Reply)
happy candleday!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 23:02, Reply)
This thread seems to be on its arse
Is there any appitite for a new one?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 23:16, Reply)
I'd say yes but I only just woke up so I'm not sure if that counts.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 Jul 2011, 23:19, Reply)
always
but it's gonna have to be good - people seem a little lacklustre this evening, or maybe it's just me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 23:19, Reply)
I felt a little lacklusture until I started listening to a bit of Michael Jackson.
Do love his music.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 16 Jul 2011, 23:21, Reply)
Sorry. It's about time for bed for me. I have to be up at six. *ugh*
Actually, that should be:

Enormous breasts. Time for bed.

Night night boys and girls.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 16 Jul 2011, 23:21, Reply)
night night!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 23:22, Reply)
Oww. And I just started a new thread :-(

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 23:23, Reply)

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