When you move back to Scotland
you can lie on bean bags in the living room and one of those blow-up guest beds in the bedroom. And eat your dinner straight out of the munchy box, cross-legged on the floor.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 17:44, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Or...
More sensibly, I could rent furnished accommodation or let someone else orchestrate furniture buying.
( djtrialprice, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 17:46, Reply)

You may find it hard tracking down someone who doesn't mind renting out a furnished flat
to a couple with an evil mastermind cat.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 17:47, Reply)

I had already considered that
Looks like I'll be going the second route then.
( djtrialprice, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 17:49, Reply)

'losing' the cat on the way up there?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 17:51, Reply)

I wish
To be honest though I don't think I could cope with the level of crying that would cause.
( djtrialprice, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Or you could do the decent thing and move to london so I don't have to travel so far to have an affair.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 17:49, Reply)

You'll have to fight Al if you want DJ...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Now there's an entertaining fight I'd pay to see.

( djtrialprice, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 17:54, Reply)

+ whilst masturbating furiously

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Have you seen Al? He'd batter the shit out of me, I'm sure the only reason he hasn't is because Clendrix would batter him. That and he likes me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 17:54, Reply)

I reckon I could take on Wooks if he had a _lot_ to drink, like, enough so he can't stand poperly.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 17:55, Reply)