that last
sentence didn't make any sense at all. Are you basically saying you got some?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 19:13, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I did when got home with the missus, but whilst I was out I just did some 'checking out'
..which is perfectly legal and is not grounds for my wife to divorce me no matter what she says. I'll try to make better sense going forward but the horse has already bolted and there are too many cooks.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 19:17, Reply)

It's a crime that you're taken and I'm on the shelf.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 19:19, Reply)

So you're better than me?
Tell me why, and it better be good 'cause I've had numerous people tell me that I'm 'not as much of a twat as I thought you'd be'
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 19:22, Reply)

Haha, transparent insecurities, gutted.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 19:23, Reply)

Is that the thing Scotty invented in Star Trek IV?

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 19:24, Reply)

It's _such_ a crime that you're taken and I'm on the shelf.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 19:28, Reply)

Don't beat yourself up about it, make lemonade or something

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 19:32, Reply)

Haha, I can apprechate a good burn like that, gutted on me really.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mt8I6cvFsM
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 19:38, Reply)

okay
that's some blue sky thinking outside your box there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 19:22, Reply)

I think he's saying he made £2 on the fruit machine and that means he has had a good night out.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 19:18, Reply)

OOH YEAHH! In your face 'Bullseye'
Jim Bowen! You're boys took one hell of a beating
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 19:19, Reply)