A massive cash payment.
or a really great job offer. and a massive cash payment.

Alt: Being as I am such a decrepit old cow, I seem to have completely fucked my wrist today, and can no longer bear any weight on it. This resulted in my OAP husband having to help *me* to my feet when I couldn't get out of my own chair this afternoon.
I fail at everything.

A also have twinges in both hips.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:10, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

that twinge means they just want to dance
party time!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:13, Reply)

I would
but I've sat back down again, and I couldn't get out of my chair without help if the house was on fire. : (
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:14, Reply)

yes you would, you'd have the adrenaline working on your side

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:15, Reply)

yay - quick - set fire to her house

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:16, Reply)

aww lame

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:15, Reply)

I'm an old lady, Cavy!
Old, I tell you!

And arthritic.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:18, Reply)

kick age in the face
and do some hand jiving
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:19, Reply)

I can't!
It's my wrists that hurt!

If I'm completely paralysed by the time I'm 40, I'll be fucking angry about it. Someone might even get a sternly worded letter.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:23, Reply)

but you'd have to dictate it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:28, Reply)

^this.
and ViaVoice is/was shit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

It was always very good at swearwords as I recall.
Guess that's the only words it heard really regularly. POS that it was.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)