They totally can't, like how cows can't walk downstairs or whatever

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:28, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Ah, well there's your fallback mechanism.
Even if the bear can climb the stairs, park a cow halfway up and prod it to go downstairs - they'll never get past one another! Imagine the hilarity that could ensue!

Edit: Especially if the cow and bear are both British; they'll be too polite to argue about it and spend hours trying to work out how they can get around one another whilst minimising conversation and eye contact.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)

or, right, or I could just get bear spray

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:32, Reply)

I thought that was to stop your bear falling out of place?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Those women in the 60s who had massive bearhive hairdos used to go through entire cans of that stuff at a time.

( Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:34, Reply)

It's a vaginal deodorant for when they're 'on'

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)

EXACTLY
if I spray it all over the ground, AND the bear, I could keep him as a lawn ornament. Give him pretty clothes and feed him out of the palm of my hand.
It's a bit like stockholm for bears.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:36, Reply)

do you mean Stockholm Syndrome?
or actually Stockholm? because if it's the latter I think you need to learn a bit more about Sweden.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Syndrome.
Please take your smarty pants self elsewhere.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:38, Reply)

sorry, I found it really amusing to think of a city full of bears stuck to the ground
with people feeding them
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:40, Reply)

we should do it

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Definitely

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Isn't it to attract big hairy bearded lumberjack type men?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)

I love this mental picture.

( Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:34, Reply)

It definitely does deserve a great eal of recognition.


EDIT: or a great DEAL of recognition.

*hands over great eel of recognition*
Please accept this eel as a token of our appreciation for your post.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)