DMT.
Alt: I have literally nothing whatsoever good to say about anything. I am seconds away from throwing a malfunctioning printer out the window, closely followed by my boss.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:51, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Have you tried turning it off and back on again.

( Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:52, Reply)

*listens for the sound of defenestrated printer*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Monty was lucky enough bagging wanderlust, don't make him try and be appealling again.
The world may end.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:53, Reply)

I'd like to try turning your ability to breathe off.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 17:58, Reply)

If I have ever infuriated you as much as freefair infuriates me then I completely understand
and apologise profusely. It has made want to punch my laptop to death.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:00, Reply)

Haha I like the little gremlin. You need to learn to love the oddballs.
For the record, you've never infuriated me at all, old boy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:05, Reply)

I am yet to meet a printer who wasn't a cunt.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:02, Reply)

There's a printer's opposite my flat
that was funded entirely by a £2million benefit fraud. Even allowing for 'pub bullshit fact inflation margin' that still many thousands of quid.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 18:07, Reply)