she had the room underneath my ex at oxford
he told me 2 memorable things about her. on the first day, she was apparently wandering around saying "i feel like i'm drowning in honey" (i know it's 'brideshead'. she's still a twat).

and secondly, he said she was the noisiest screamer when shagging EVER.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:26, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Well she is a chick flick /romance author.

(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:28, Reply)

And therefore, surely dim as a burnt-out lightbulb?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Smart enough to have called her own novels
"Junk with no redeeming literary merit"
(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:33, Reply)

You say that as though quoting Brideshead Revisited
is some sort of defence against being a twat.

I'd say it compounds the original crime of being a vapid nob. I bet she dreams of Heathcliffe. And gossamer. I bet she fucking loves that word.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Just for Balance
Glenda Jackson. Women In Love is pseudo-intellectual tripe.
(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:38, Reply)