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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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BBC run tragically short of vox-pops
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-14190712

"There are simply acceptable targets for the hatred people carry around every day," says Rob Manuel, co-founder of the pop culture website b3ta.com.

There's nothing like the voice of experience, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:33, 149 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Been done
By a paedophile as well
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)
It got deleted though
Maybe you want to delete this too?
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:36, Reply)
That'd make you a cunt after I've gone to all the trouble of replying to you

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:37, Reply)
Probably why I couldn't find it then
I thought it was a bit of a long shot more than 3.5 hours after it was first posted. And the Talk board makes my head hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! ousgg is not seeking approval, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)
Who did what now?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:41, Reply)
FreeFair posted the same link on /talk earlier
and got the usual paedophile spiel after the 'anything over 11 is fine'
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:43, Reply)
I must've missed that
He said that?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:43, Reply)
he's backpedalled mightily though
so it's ok
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)
He's only 16 though, so that
Makes him a paedophile.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:46, Reply)
add it to the list of other faults.
Monty thinks he's great, so he must be fucking awful
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:47, Reply)
I think he was less arguing
that he'd actually fuck a 12 year old, and more that he thinks that the law ignores such offenses
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:47, Reply)
It does not
Was the nonce arguing that the law should ignore it?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:49, Reply)
I think it was more ignorance
over the idea that someone who isn't a pervy old man can also do something that is legally/morally wrong when it comes to age.

I diagnose 16 year old who thinks everyone is getting some except for him
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)
with associated thinking he knows everything

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)
I know when I was in the sixth form
the boy I fancied was going out with a second year. I don't know whether he was shagging her, but he was 17 and she was 13. At the time, I wouldn't have classed him as a raging paedo. But that might be because my German teacher actually was a raging paedo.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:55, Reply)
He probably wasn't a paedo
but it was statutory rape.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:57, Reply)
If he did shag her.
My teacher was definitely shagging at least five girls in the fifth and sixth years. He was 32, which was relatively young, but still the worst thing a teacher can do.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:02, Reply)
I dunno
some of my teachers smelled pretty bad. I'd say that was worse than sleeping with a number of students
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:03, Reply)
It is such a betrayal of trust, that's what angers me.
Also, having been a teacher myself, I can't see how you can view teenage girls as anything other than children. They barely have the emotional maturity to conduct themselves in adult society, let alone conduct an adult relationship.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:05, Reply)
I know what you mean
even if you ignore the wrongness, your point there is totally right. Added to which, if I were a teacher, I wouldn't want to shag a pupil who wanted to shag her teacher.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:07, Reply)
I wouldn't want to shag anybody who might tell the rest of the school what I was like
especially if it was a pupil.

"This homework is atrocious. Detention."
"You can't give me a detention, Sir, or I'll tell everyone about that time you spunked in my hair in the art room."
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:15, Reply)
there's just so much wrong with the whole situation

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:16, Reply)
^this
The only reason he stopped is because one of the girls (who I shared a dormitory with, actually)gave him an ultimatum - drop the other girls or she'd tell the headmaster.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:18, Reply)
You enjoy the chase amirite?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:17, Reply)
fuck no
the chase sucks. I'm all about instant gratification.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:21, Reply)
A fair amount of the that went on at my school
At 17/18 I can *almost* understand the desire being there. But actually acting on it is out of order even for somebody that isn't in a position of power over them.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:05, Reply)
I think that's pretty weird myself
but then I'm struggling with the notion that my first proper boyfriend- same age as me, who I went out with when I was 16, is now at almost 23 with a new girlfriend who is just turning 17. I know it's legal etc etc, but it just seems weird to me
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:58, Reply)
Half your age plus seven
Anything beneath that is creepy. A 23 year old with a 17 year old is therefore creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:00, Reply)
That's how I felt
it just felt weird that in the last 6 years he hasn't moved on from 16/17 year olds
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:01, Reply)
That is weird

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:03, Reply)
Glad to hear you and Vipros agree
it's odd given that I'd never date anyone younger than 21
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:08, Reply)
that is weird

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:03, Reply)
That is weird.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:07, Reply)
So twenty-one is within the bounds of acceptability for me then.
Trouble is, would I want to? Most girls I know of that age are annoying little gigglebots who read Hello magazine.

One day I will find me a sexy librarian.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:02, Reply)
are you younger than me?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:04, Reply)
28 mate.
And going grey. This is depressing.

I may have to dye my hair a bright artificial colour in defiance of reality.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:04, Reply)
for some reason I assumed you were older
but alas, I'm 30 in less than a month.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:05, Reply)
Fucking hell, everyone thinks I'm old!
This has been happening since I was seventeen, mind.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:06, Reply)
Welcome to my world
I'm not going grey, but my natural colour is fucking boring
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:06, Reply)

colour behaviour
boring men
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:08, Reply)
Maybe that's why my hair is so lustrous and shiny
Liz Phair would certainly agree
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:12, Reply)
Unsurprisingly the issue is something I have strong opinions on
I can laugh and make sick jokes about it, but when it all comes down to deadly seriousness then that's another matter entirely.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:56, Reply)
No
just that it doesn't matter because he's only 16 and shagging people younger than that isn't statutory rape for him because it's expected that teenagers will be boning each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:55, Reply)
He just said that if a 15 year old knobs a 14 year old no-one goes to prison.
The fact this is true is much less entertaining that repeatedly and aggressively calling someone a nonce, though, on that I certainly agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:55, Reply)
A virgin already told me this

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:37, Reply)
HE IS NOT A SEXUAL DEVIANT

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:38, Reply)
He doesn't SAVE it on his computer

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:43, Reply)
Not an uncommon defense...

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:44, Reply)
Really :S ?
How do people justify that to themselves?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:48, Reply)
They know they've done wrong, it's just desperation

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:50, Reply)
Are we a pop culture website now?
Why did no-one tell me?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:49, Reply)
We're hepcats

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)
we should probably see a doctor about that

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:55, Reply)
*clicks fingers*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:56, Reply)
Someone just tried to punch Rupert Murdoch
who tries to punch an 80 year old?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:55, Reply)
cunt

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:55, Reply)
Rupert Murdoch is not an 80 year old.
He's a vampire who needs to work on his skin-care regime. The oleaginous cunt that he is.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:58, Reply)
The guy who did it got smacked in the face by Murdochs wife lol

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:59, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:00, Reply)
Rupert Murdoch.
A man so tough, he has to hide behind his wife.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:00, Reply)
His wife won't get hit back
by a guy half her age who means it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:01, Reply)
I'd hit that.
She is quite nice looking. Then again, Murdoch's sloppy seconds.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:03, Reply)
That's some stodgy porridge to be stirring, right there.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:06, Reply)
Urgh.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:06, Reply)
Oh, as if he's shagged her!
I doubt he could get the job done without the help of a scaffold. Or the pool boy.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:07, Reply)
I bet you'd go for a bit of the Murdcock.
Just think, Rupert Murdoch, breathing stolen voicemails heavily into your ear, as his hand slides down your bra and gently begins to caress a nipple, as you fold into him slowly breathing "Don't stop Rupert, don't ever stop..."
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:11, Reply)
actual cringing here

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:12, Reply)
Oh, so fantasising about me and Quixote dressed as characters from an excellent but tragically short-lived sci-fi western series is fine?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:14, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:17, Reply)
Alrighty then
If fanfics appear on your FB page I shall be unimpressed, however
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:18, Reply)
ooh, there's an idea...
And I'm a dab hand with photoshop, too
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:20, Reply)
Fuck
Anyone know a good lawyer?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:22, Reply)
no

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:27, Reply)
I'll take "crap but busty"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:32, Reply)
And then you turn around to kiss him, and unzip his trousers, exposing his grey, withered member to the world.
And you take him slowly into your mouth, attempting to coax a bit of life into his winter-stricken limb...
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:12, Reply)
*boaks*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:13, Reply)
He whispers 'Oh that's good. You're one in a millie-on'

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:15, Reply)
topicalols

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:15, Reply)
And as you suck on his ash-grey journalist's pen, he shudders, shouting "Freedom of the Press!"
As he uses his withered hands to finger you to orgasm.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:15, Reply)
And slowly, as you both undress, he picks you up, and puts you on the bed.
As you look up, you notice for the first time, the mirrored ceiling, allowing you to see every wrinkle of his sagging, fat backside. And then he enters you, moving slowly at first, but increasing in rhythm, finishing about two minutes later, collapsing on top of you, whispering in your ear your earlier promise of not selling your story to the Daily Mirror.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:18, Reply)
You have put WAY too much thought into this.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:19, Reply)
I could go on, if you like?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:21, Reply)
I'd *really* appreciate it if you didn't.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:22, Reply)
I could throw in Rebekah Brooks if you like, for a bit of three-way fanfic action.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:22, Reply)
*grabs popcorn*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:23, Reply)
I think this needs a new thread.
Actually, I'll do that now and leave you lot to it, as I'm off home in five minutes.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:24, Reply)
I'll stretch to shagging a pensioner
but a ginger is just WRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:24, Reply)
Y'see?
I was bloody right! You WOULD shag Murdoch!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:25, Reply)
Not Murdoch.
Just my husband.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:32, Reply)
It's official
You've spent too much time on here
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:19, Reply)
Perhaps.
It passes the time though. I was giggling my arse off typing that out, if I'm honest.

Old people sex- it's fucking gross.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:20, Reply)
except when you're old

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:21, Reply)
True, I suppose all the added wrinkles gives you a lot more choice, come to think of it.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:23, Reply)
Somebody who is strong and tough and definitely not a coward.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 16:59, Reply)
What's this got to do with the Milky Bar Kid?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:01, Reply)
Only the best phone messages are good enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Someone too thick and too anti-capitalist to realize that without businessmen like RM and companies like NC the western world would be destitute.
(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:01, Reply)
You should be his chubby bodyguard

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:03, Reply)
By the looks of it Wendi Deng is good enough.

(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:05, Reply)
Fuck me, how naive *are* you?
Or are you really a fiendishly intelligent troll out to wind us all up?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:03, Reply)
He's Monty's bastard offspring
Therefore he can blame all his flaws on his absentee father
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:08, Reply)
That bastard Monty, never seeing his kids.
It's fookin' disgustin'!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:09, Reply)
It's a motherfucking disgrace
Oh wait, that's drugs. Monty would never protest against drugs.

Maybe speed.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:13, Reply)
Judging by all the custard on the bizzies and the perpetrator, I think he got shaving foamed rather than 'punched'

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:04, Reply)
That's whipped spunk.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:06, Reply)
Excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:09, Reply)
mmm, tasty.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:11, Reply)
Apparently so
How the hell did they get shaving foam and a paper plate through? Should have taken a blade in and done a proper job while shouting "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!".
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:10, Reply)
A shoe is the only appropriate missile in these cases.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:12, Reply)
Mmmmnnn.
Louise Bagshawe
(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:08, Reply)
I dunno
on paper she's kind of good looking, but there is something missing.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:11, Reply)
I think she's torybot's ideal woman though.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:12, Reply)
I thought that was Anne Widdicombe?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:15, Reply)
I think it's you love.
You're both Tories, I think it'd work out. The pillow-talk alone would be worth it.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:19, Reply)
I don't think It could work.

(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:22, Reply)
Come now, you're selling yourself short, dear boy.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:23, Reply)
And Widdecombe is too Traditionalist although this would hardly top my list of objections.

(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:23, Reply)
I mean this in the nicest possible way, mate
You'd be incredibly lucky to pull a girl like Amberl.

This is meant more as a compliment to her than an insult to you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:25, Reply)
he's too fucking dim for a start

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:26, Reply)
Also, Amberl is pretty fucking picky
According to my incredibly sparse criteria
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:30, Reply)
does "having an orifice" count as criteria?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:31, Reply)
I meant she doesn't fancy me
and therefore is picky.

As is almost everyone who ever lived. Weird that.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:32, Reply)
once again something else we have in common

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:33, Reply)
This might be my least favourite one to date

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)
On the counterpoint it means
you and Vipros have a nice similarity in both having healthy longterm relationships
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:42, Reply)
Do you fancy his missus as well?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:44, Reply)
Right now there is only one person I fancy

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:44, Reply)
It's tortybot, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:50, Reply)
Remember my rules
1) No-one under 21
2) No idiots
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:26, Reply)
Oh right yeah.
Fucked on both counts I think then.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:27, Reply)
or rather not-fucked

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:29, Reply)
There are a veritable feast to choose from.
sexymp.co.uk/
Look at the top 23.
(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:20, Reply)
none of them are doing it for me
#5 in particular has the look of someone hit by a shovel.

I find it odd that you look to MPs for women to fancy.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:24, Reply)
The site was mentioned in some papers and is run by one of the cast of "Made in Chelsea"

(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:25, Reply)
they should be burned alive

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:26, Reply)
Funny you should specify the top 23
as number 24 is the only halfway length-worthy woman on there.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:40, Reply)
I deliberately avoided her....

(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:43, Reply)
I am entirely unsurprised.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:44, Reply)
She's banging number 22.
They're both insufferable.
(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:45, Reply)
Interestingly
out of the 23 you have specified, only 9 are actually women.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:47, Reply)
Well I'm not talking about the men am I. Some of the others ain't bad too.

(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:49, Reply)
You deliberately said to look at the top 23.
which are either men, or women that look like men.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:50, Reply)
She's got a face like a breeze block.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:13, Reply)
she had the room underneath my ex at oxford
he told me 2 memorable things about her. on the first day, she was apparently wandering around saying "i feel like i'm drowning in honey" (i know it's 'brideshead'. she's still a twat).

and secondly, he said she was the noisiest screamer when shagging EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:26, Reply)
Well she is a chick flick /romance author.

(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:28, Reply)
And therefore, surely dim as a burnt-out lightbulb?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:30, Reply)
Smart enough to have called her own novels
"Junk with no redeeming literary merit"
(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:33, Reply)
You say that as though quoting Brideshead Revisited
is some sort of defence against being a twat.

I'd say it compounds the original crime of being a vapid nob. I bet she dreams of Heathcliffe. And gossamer. I bet she fucking loves that word.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:34, Reply)
Just for Balance
Glenda Jackson. Women In Love is pseudo-intellectual tripe.
(888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:38, Reply)

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