OK, I'm going to ignore the brief and go with this that my friend wrote.
First, watch this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWCN8-cVLSU

then read this:
she stared at me, her soft animal eyes so full of intelligence. and in that moment I felt understood like i never had before'
her arms were long and muscular, her fur so soft
many thoughts went through my mind
a flashback to my conquests of alien women on some film set, distracted me for a moment
momentarily, I broke my stride, but then.... my focus returned
her simian womb engulfed me like a nebula
I knew that I was going where no man had gone before and so, like my widescreen namesake, I boldy continued on
great heaving and pulsing
parting her deliciously mammalian buttocks, I stared into a gulf, more enticing than all space
Koko and I wrestled in love's embrace, as I had once wrestled with Gorn on the blasted surface of Cestus III
as our rhythm settled into a gleeful compromise of the preferences of human and ape, I found great waves of pleasure growing within me to match Koko's yowls and screams
I felt, in that moment, that a sacred union had been achieved, a truly unique and epoch-making conjugation of our two separate and noble races'
and from that very moment on, nothing would truly be the same ever again between man and ape
I knew this moment should be savoured
....
Prolonged
and so deep within my mind, as my frenzied thrusts continued to ravage Koko's hairy cleft, I began to recite a litany to myself.
a litany of names and places, friends and foes from long ago in that strange quest beyond the stars
Spock, Bones Uhuru, UHURU! T'pau, the Gron
and Koko's grunts seemed to rend the very sky with their intensity
the moment of glory... was close
it built and built
she began to buck and sway
it was all I could do to cling on.
and I began to think of all I could to delay that final moment
but it was too late
what had begun, could not be stopped
It would surge forth like the Genesis Project across a cold, barren planet
bringing new life into the deepest crevices of Koko's world
in desparation I pictured the one thing which might hold this back, to transmute my act of animalistic love into something other
into rage, into emnity
but it was too late
and with a great shout, it burst forth, a mighty cry at the moment of white-hot oblivion
'KAAAAAAAAAAHNNNNN!!!!!!!!'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:32, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

it's looks weird because it's copy and pasted
from an IM conversation. I am responsible for very little
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:33, Reply)

I am so afraid of you right now

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)

it wasn't me
if you see a poster on here called Just Pouring Lizards, it was him.

who, incidentally, is not the same guy as the one with the dream about a cat
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:37, Reply)

The idea I gave you about the Firefly fanfic featuring me and Quixote?
I'd like that back now, please
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:40, Reply)

haha - too late
oh, just in case you missed the cat story
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1270795#post1270797
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Yummy
So how long were you with him?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:46, Reply)

I have been out with neither of these people
i would like to make that clear
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:47, Reply)

Uh-huh
Is Quixote aware of the level of deviant imagination you expect in your sex partners?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:50, Reply)

you don't know what I've got him doing right now...

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Anulingus lols

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:57, Reply)

This is the most awkward thing I have ever read.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:38, Reply)

I love you





Do we have a new champion?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:39, Reply)

I'm going to choose to assume you mean that
in a platonic 19th century way.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:42, Reply)

Whatever's more awkward
So no
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Grim

( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:53, Reply)