John Lennon so I could play him N dubz, watch his heart break then kill him.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:26, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This is clearly the correct answer.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Lennon was never a music snob.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Obviously
or he wouldn't have married that talentless witch.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)

drugs are powerful things

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Christ.
This place really couldn't be any more low brow if it lived in a hutch filled with shredded Daily Mail headlines and chewed its own stools.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)

re-processing poo is a highly efficient mechanism for small herbivores, I'll have you know.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:54, Reply)

I've eaten rabbit shit as a toddler.
Never did me any harm.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)

without rabbit shit
you'd never have developed such magnificent facial hair.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:16, Reply)

He was a fucking awful cunt, though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)

he was involved in some good songs
by which I mean Helter Skelter and Come Together
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Come Together has a nice guitar riff
But a nice guitar riff does not a good song make.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)

I like it
it was ahead of its time
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:52, Reply)

It's all yours.
Though I must admit I don't mind Aerosmith's version.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:54, Reply)

I haven't heard that
I shall have a listen later
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:55, Reply)

I think I'd actually tape all those fawning mawkish documentaries off the telly
that either fawn over how brightly the sun shone out of his arse, or the "100 greatest [insert meaningless accolade here] even though you know number 1's going to be fucking Imagine followed by Bo-fucking-hemian Cunting Rhapsodomy" and force him to watch every single one of them, just so he'd know what effect he would have on the slavering cretins who like nothing better than to masturbate over how much they love his shit music.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:49, Reply)

a kind of musical-documentary "Clockwork Orange"
then?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Yes
I might also do the same to Jesus, if I could pluck him out of time just before he spent his 40 days in the desert, and show him just how fucktarded some of his followers would become, and would he possibly like to think very carefully about what he's about to do?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:53, Reply)