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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
My arse isn't waxed, if that's what you're asking.
Are you frightened of adult hair? Are you some sort of pædophile?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:04,
2 replies,
latest was 15 years ago)
No, but I am.
a/s/l?
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LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:07,
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Your mum. Your mum. Your mum.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:12,
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Only the third of those is potentially a valid answer, young man.
(...or young lady?)
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LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:15,
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"as" "with" "up"
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:16,
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Very good, dad.
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LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:18,
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no, that is not what i am asking
there is a difference between a bit of normal adult male and a full-on fucking plait-able beard.
so which is it?
if neither, bend over for crow.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:09,
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Get away from me, you filthy nonce.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:12,
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holy shit
i've been on here almost 8 years and i've never been called a nonce before. woo.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:13,
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I'm not going to pretend to be 8 years old for anybody, you revolting perv.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:14,
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i can't actually deny the perv bit
oh well
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:14,
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