Did they get up to play, only for you demand that they sit down?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 12:57, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

They were at Guilfest a few years back.
They were in the backstage area and, like twats, had kicked their football over the fence. One of the faceless ones asked me to get it for them.

I ignored them.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Should have picked up their football and then said
"What fucking football, you little cunt?"
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:05, Reply)

I thought that if I'd acknowledged them
I'd be reinforcing their belief that they're worthy of notice.
( Kroney, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:06, Reply)

I'd have punctured their ball.
Twatted the biggest one until he bled from his wee-wee.
And told the rest to "Get to fuck".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 21 Jul 2011, 13:09, Reply)