At the risk of sounding like your mum,
when do you last remember using it?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:18, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have several very nice wallets.
Do I use them? Do I bollocks.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:19, Reply)

I lost three £50 wallets in 2010. I am a cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:23, Reply)

I've given up on buying nice wallets because of that
£5 leather wallets from the markets look good for a few months. Then just get a new one.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:24, Reply)

I got one of those duct tape wallets for my birthday a few years back
it's pretty fucked now and apparently you can mail it back to them and they'll send you a replacement (wallet for life I guess) but I've never got around to it.

EDIT: www.ducti.co.uk/tradein.asp - £7? Now I feel cheated.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:33, Reply)

I don't get that myself
Spending money on a nice wallet is something of an extravagance as far as I'm concerned, having several when you can only use one at a time is daft.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I would buy one, lose it, then replace it.
I didn't have three at once.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Ouch
Sorry to hear that sir. This is exactly why I own almost nothing of value.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Ages ago, but I thought I might have left it at work
but it's not on/in my desk. So could have been nicked...
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:21, Reply)

It's a horrible feeling. Unlucky.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Ah, so it's the object rather than the contents you're missing
I suggest a succession of passive-aggressive queries around the office. Might make the day more fun.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Tell them the Gestapo will be involved unless the culprit owns up IMMEDIATELY.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Are they still operating?
Knowing you "The Gestapo" is some incredibly obscure drum'n'bass outfit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:34, Reply)

They are...kind of.
everything2.com/title/Zulu+Gestapo
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Well that's just freaky

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:50, Reply)

The chant 'ZULU - GESTAPO' can be heard in 'Flash to the Beat' by Grandmaster Flash,
and is sampled by Afrika Bambaataa's 1992 tune 'Zulu War Chant'. Both records are brilliant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Fascinating stuff.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I honestly think you are more knowledgeable about music than anyone else I know

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Nah I don't know shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:01, Reply)

he's also the biggest buttmunch

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Good point
and if it weren't him it might very well be you. Although I might have a distended perception of the scope of your knowledge from having talked to you about music more, as you and I actually like the same bands.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:02, Reply)

You have a distended anus.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:03, Reply)

naa, I don't know that much
I know a lot about a few bands, and I really know what I like, and other than that it's all generalities.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Maybe it's just that you know a lot about bands I like so I take more interest
than in Monty's obscure nonsense
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:19, Reply)