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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fuck me, what an unholy time of the morning.I'm already showered and in work. Usually I'm just starting to wake up at this time. Fucking hell, I can't even see straight.
Right... if you had to choose between giving up booze or cigs, what would it be?
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Dittogave up the ciggies in 2008.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 8:00,
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It's gonna be tabs innit in this crazy mixed up hypothetical world of yours(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 7:49,
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Yeah, need to give them up anyway.I saw the bottom of the flower pot I use for tab ends in the garden last night.
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I've got a special bin for tab ends that some cunt empties his lungs up into most days, if anything it smells worse than shit.He's currently got TB, has turned an interesting hue of yellow and still has twenty a day. Be warned kids.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 8:23,
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Coughing up lung batter is never pleasant.That's what has prompted me into thinking about quitting, I guess.
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I do like the idea that hardened smokers only think that giving up might be an ideaonce they have already entered the terminal phase and are coughing up lumps of flesh.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 8:29,
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My grandad smoked right through his lung cancer.Never did him any harm.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 8:39,
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I'm not coughing up lumps of flesh... yet.Oddly though, it tastes quite buttery.
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I'm off the booze at the moment, and it was easy giving it up.I'm glad that cider doesn't count as booze though, it's a life saver.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 7:56,
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Especially if you brew your own.I did a couple of years ago. Damn near blew my head off, but tasted like apple juice.
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I don't have the facilities to do home brew.But I think the rental for small units in Lincolnshire is quite cheap.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 8:28,
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My brother in law was tapping me up about the possibility of making a stillsince he knew I understood how all that stuff works.
I think if he asks me again I will show him that as a case study.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 8:30,
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If I heared it right on the radio this morning they recovered 6 truck loads of booze from the unit which hadn't exploded.And that at a similar establishment in North London the production was 20 bottles a minute.
That is way more than some distilleries in Scotland.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 8:34,
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Giving up is for quitters, etc.Instead, check out this heartwarming tale (and the best headline I've seen in ages)
jezebel.com/5822013/neo-nazi-girl-group-cured-of-their-hate-with-marijuana
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 8:35,
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Oh is there nothing that the "waccy baccy" cannot solve(
Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 8:40,
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I know what you mean - sellout bitchez.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 8:45,
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White supremacy causes cancer, Mont.It's right there in black and white.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 8:47,
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It's official then.Nazism causes cancer, as does being tall according to a recent study.
You're fucked Monty.
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girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 8:47,
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Yes, 'fucked Monty' is a fair description.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 8:49,
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I think I know what you mean, but only because of Harry Cross's dogs on Brookside.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 8:53,
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Fucking hell I hope so.He'd be about 120 by now wouldn't he?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:00,
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He seemed to be operating on half a lung if memory serves meCunt couldn't make it across the room most episodes
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:01,
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That was because Ralph kept trying to hump his leg(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:02,
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Wandering round in Edna's nighty doling out Parma Violets(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:07,
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You've no idea what shit I'm in.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 8:57,
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I've also had a massive falling-out with my father which has upset me a very great deal.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:00,
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This I can understand.I'm sorry to hear that. Any chance of a reconcilliation?
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girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:03,
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My sister has helped.I basically went mental at him for being such a lazy cunt and a shit grandfather. I let him have it with both barrels and it all kicked off.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:08,
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We should have done this with my Grandmother years ago but we all tiptoed around her like idiots.Still, she's all on her own now as non of us bother to contact her.
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girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:13,
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So what you're saying is that if I get my bogus 'gas board' uniform on and get round thereI can really take my time, yeah?
Swweeeeet.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:18,
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Exactly, where oh where to go for that mini August break now that Hess has been exhumed(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:00,
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Wewelsburg is simply delightful in the summertime.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:02,
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They've missed a trick by not making it the centre of a Greater Germania theme park, cor I'd go there with the family as opposed to Eurodisney(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:04,
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I gave up the ciggies on February 9th 2008I still have the odd cigar but my drinking can reach epic proportions. I got told to keep a diary of my drinking and I've embarrassed myself in to cutting down a lot.
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Peej, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:05,
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That's not a bad ideaI might start doing that, I think the booze consumption is the only thing standing between me and shifting my gut.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:31,
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Yes, very impressive, Now put it away, please.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:15,
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It's so unimpressive and empty I refuse to believe someone's nicked it.Still I have no idea where it is :(
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Asylum seekers have stolen it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:17,
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At the risk of sounding like your mum,when do you last remember using it?
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I lost three £50 wallets in 2010. I am a cunt.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:23,
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I've given up on buying nice wallets because of that£5 leather wallets from the markets look good for a few months. Then just get a new one.
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I got one of those duct tape wallets for my birthday a few years backit's pretty fucked now and apparently you can mail it back to them and they'll send you a replacement (wallet for life I guess) but I've never got around to it.
EDIT: www.ducti.co.uk/tradein.asp - £7? Now I feel cheated.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:33,
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I don't get that myselfSpending money on a nice wallet is something of an extravagance as far as I'm concerned, having several when you can only use one at a time is daft.
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I would buy one, lose it, then replace it.I didn't have three at once.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:41,
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OuchSorry to hear that sir. This is exactly why I own almost nothing of value.
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Ages ago, but I thought I might have left it at workbut it's not on/in my desk. So could have been nicked...
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It's a horrible feeling. Unlucky.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:28,
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Ah, so it's the object rather than the contents you're missingI suggest a succession of passive-aggressive queries around the office. Might make the day more fun.
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Tell them the Gestapo will be involved unless the culprit owns up IMMEDIATELY.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:32,
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Are they still operating?Knowing you "The Gestapo" is some incredibly obscure drum'n'bass outfit
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They are...kind of.everything2.com/title/Zulu+Gestapo
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:46,
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The chant 'ZULU - GESTAPO' can be heard in 'Flash to the Beat' by Grandmaster Flash, and is sampled by Afrika Bambaataa's 1992 tune 'Zulu War Chant'. Both records are brilliant.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:54,
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I honestly think you are more knowledgeable about music than anyone else I know(, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:56, Reply)
he's also the biggest buttmunch(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:01,
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Good pointand if it weren't him it might very well be you. Although I might have a distended perception of the scope of your knowledge from having talked to you about music more, as you and I actually like the same bands.
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naa, I don't know that muchI know a lot about a few bands, and I really know what I like, and other than that it's all generalities.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:07,
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Maybe it's just that you know a lot about bands I like so I take more interestthan in Monty's obscure nonsense
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Cigs because I already did it *smugs*also alkymahol doesn't seem to be addictive for me, so I can enjoy it by choice and in moderation. And it's fun, which ciggies almost never were.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 9:42,
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Is that your married name?Will Cavy's nick be chagning accordingly?
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Nope.It's not too hard to translate if you use your brain.
or google translate
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 10:17,
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Cruzada was Cross according to GTbut if you translate it back it's Crusade, I may have to study more.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:00,
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