You're walking through a desert
You see a tortoise walking towards you. You turn it over onto it's back, rendering it helpless as it's belly bakes in the midday sun. It will die unless you help flip it over.
Why won't you help the tortoise?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Because I'm a Monty

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Becaue they make delicious soup, and you get a free bowl with each one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)

It's a question designed to provoke an emotional response
Let's move on, shall we?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:59, Reply)

*does origami*


*GETS 'FILM' REFERENCE AND RESPONDS IN KIND*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:00, Reply)

I thought you'd have seen 'Blade'
Y'see, us film types just call it 'Blade', but that's not to be confused with the Wesley Snipes Marvel film, which us film types just call 'Bl'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Not to be confused with the Bl
which us literary types just refer to as the B
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:51, Reply)