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You know those pop psychology tests - 'If you could be an animal, what would you be?' etc....

What is the shittest use of one of them you have ever come across?

Alt: design your own psychology question, so we can make each other look like massive benders or paedos or something...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:39, 194 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
If you could be an breasts, what kind of breasts would you be?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:40, Reply)
I would be unwittingly racist breasts that work until 3am before being fondled and then discarded by a stream of weak chinned man-children.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:41, Reply)
Would these breasts go to the gym alot?
And did I mention they drive a Merc?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:43, Reply)
Pity reply to start you off:
I remember one that did the rounds when I was atschool. It was a journey, and covered a load of different aspects. The one i remember was: you see a cup. What is the cup like?

It was supposed to representthe way you love, or something.

Alt: If your life was a movie, what would be on the advertising poster?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:42, Reply)
Double D

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:44, Reply)
'Furry'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:48, Reply)
Monty, there is only one "R" in Fury.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:49, Reply)
Hurr hurr.
You're a twat. Or a cunt. Or a massive fanny.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:49, Reply)
Moon-shaped

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:51, Reply)
Nice

(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:18, Reply)
Alt: 'Are you sexually attracted to people of the same gender as you, or to children?'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:43, Reply)
Why yes. Yes, I am.
..
..
..
..
..
Dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:43, Reply)
HA HA UR A GAY PEDO!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:45, Reply)
I heard she was a benny tied to a tree.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:48, Reply)
No I'm not!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:48, Reply)
Benny on the loose!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:51, Reply)
*cries*
I'm telling Miss!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:56, Reply)
Do you have a son named Robert Frost?
Yes, yes I do.
Your son is HOT!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:44, Reply)
YOUR SON GIVES HEAD.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:46, Reply)
*doffs cap*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:48, Reply)
Head? Bu-but hoowww?

He gave me a fucking dose.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:50, Reply)
'Are you a Benny tied to a tree?'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:44, Reply)
No!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:45, Reply)
Ah Mr Bond, it seems you are too clever to fall into my little trap.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:46, Reply)
surely you mean benny on the loose?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:57, Reply)
Only an African Bum Cleaner would ask that.

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:46, Reply)
A sphincter says what?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:46, Reply)
Mine makes grumbling noises when I eat spicy foods.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:48, Reply)
top answer.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:49, Reply)
Bottom answer, shurely.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:49, Reply)
Family Fortunes lol

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:50, Reply)
IH-URRRRRRRR

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:51, Reply)
Alt: "1. Why don't presidents fight the war?"
"2. Based on your answer to 1., why do they always send the poor?"
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:47, Reply)
Crow with the BIG QUESTIONS that NEED ANSWERS TODAY.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:49, Reply)
For those that finish the test early,
"3. What if god was...
3a. One of us?
3b. A slob like one of us?
3c. A stranger on a bus, just trying to make his way home?"

And for extra credit:
"4. Why was the stupid cow that wrote that song incapable of mastering the subjunctive?"
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:51, Reply)
should it be
"What if god were one of us" ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:02, Reply)
It should.
Well done, boy. You may leave early.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:04, Reply)
And you'll have to stay in after.
The song in question was written by a man, Eric Bazilian.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)
Now that I didn't know
Did he sing it originally then, or did he write it for that woman whose name I can never remember?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:09, Reply)
Joan Osborne, if memory serves

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:11, Reply)
I think you mean Sharon

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:07, Reply)
4: Because she is an American
and their use of the English language is all right up that shitpipe.

And "was" is acceptable in a non-formal context which, as it's a song, is the only likely context it's ever going to have.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:11, Reply)
This doesn't mean you're expected to like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)
You're walking through a desert
You see a tortoise walking towards you. You turn it over onto it's back, rendering it helpless as it's belly bakes in the midday sun. It will die unless you help flip it over.
Why won't you help the tortoise?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:50, Reply)
Because I'm a Monty

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:50, Reply)
Becaue they make delicious soup, and you get a free bowl with each one.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)
It's a question designed to provoke an emotional response
Let's move on, shall we?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:59, Reply)
*does origami*


*GETS 'FILM' REFERENCE AND RESPONDS IN KIND*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:00, Reply)
I thought you'd have seen 'Blade'
Y'see, us film types just call it 'Blade', but that's not to be confused with the Wesley Snipes Marvel film, which us film types just call 'Bl'.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)
Not to be confused with the Bl
which us literary types just refer to as the B
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:51, Reply)
this has nothing to do with psychology.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:51, Reply)
This has nothing to do with psychology
*gestures*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:53, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:56, Reply)
You're shit at shadow puppetry

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:58, Reply)
I know.
That's why I'm mocking it.

If you were an academic subject, what would you be?

I'd be English, because most people get on with it alright, nobody really cares about it enough to be passionate about liking it, and it's generally fucking useless in the real world.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:55, Reply)
I'd be German.
For the uniforms. And the genocide.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:57, Reply)
I'd be Eugenics
On account of my genes, extreme physical and mental health and excellent eyesight.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:00, Reply)
NOT AT CRICKET
I think you'll find our batsmen are finding easy pickings from the world's number one test team's (admittedly depleted) seam attack.

Our South African-born batsmen.

Oh.

EDIT: fucking mockers, Trott's gone and got himself trapped plumb by Kumar. Useless saffer cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:01, Reply)
You mean Sith Ifrikun Bitsmun

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:02, Reply)
Hahaha

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)
Why don't people realise that without free-market capitalistic entrepreneurs like Rupert Murdoch,
Western civilisation wouldn't be democratic?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:53, Reply)
Because they're all too busy rogering one another senseless with frozen turds

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)
I noes.
Having a small "World Order" of rich businessmen is the only REAL way to ensure everyone has choices.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:56, Reply)
I've read Animal Farm.
Freedom only works if we decide who can have it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:59, Reply)
That's almost correct.
It only works if I decide who can have it.

Get back to work.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:02, Reply)
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:04, Reply)
I am afraid you have no choice.
See how it works?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)
Talking about massive benders
I've just seen someone with a tattoo on each arm. One says 2+2=5 and the other says "Love is Watching Someone Die"
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)
THERE. ARE. FOUR. LIGHTS!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)
That's impressively geeky
Even for me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:09, Reply)
What? Like you didn't know I was *that* geeky?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)
No, I did
I just thought it was worthy of praise. Hence "impressively"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:13, Reply)
I didn't.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)
Yeah, I am.
And I'm not ashamed to admit it, either.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:18, Reply)
Neither am I.
Always impressed if someone can out-geek me though.

Usually. Apart from the weird guy I know from Tameside who to be honest scares me a little.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)
I think I've just been out-geeked.
Well done!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:11, Reply)
Brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:31, Reply)
Can somebody tell me where this is from.
It's ringing a loud old bell but I can't place it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:32, Reply)
Star Trek TNG
Picard gets tortured by a Cardassian, and ends up a spitting, wailing, ball of fury.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:36, Reply)
But at the end he really did see 5 lights

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:44, Reply)
But he never *said* he did.
Mostly because he was rescued, but still...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:45, Reply)
So not just a miserable emo twat, but innumerate as well
Sounds like a right barrel of laughs.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:08, Reply)
Excellent at dinner parties with all his witty anecdotes
about how nobody understands him.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)
I think it's more a celebration of rounding errors.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:28, Reply)
A while ago I saw a charming-looking fellow walking topless in the sunshine
He had "JASON" in gothic script across his shoulder blades and "NORWICH" in the same font on his lower back. All he was missing was "Hello, my name is..." and "if lost, please return to..."
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)
Wasn't NORWICH one of those acronyms they used to put on the back of envelopes?
Like SWALK, and BURMA?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)
Yes, according to Alan Bennett, it stands for
"kNickers Off Ready for When I Come Home"
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:23, Reply)
That would be KORFWICH
which sounds like a bizzare city/sport hybrid.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:27, Reply)
I'd say bizarre sport/foodstuff hybrid

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:29, Reply)
Oh yeah
Like a deathwich - a slab of cheddar between two piping hot potato waffles. The yellowest sandwich imaginable.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:34, Reply)
Darth gets lots of envelopes with BURMA on.
the people of Norwich can't spell too well.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:25, Reply)
It's the webbing
Restricts accurate movement of the digits. Which, in turn, costs me a fortune in lube.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:26, Reply)
"Norwich"
Is one of the complaints rachelswipe makes to her friends about her latest rejected suitor.

She's Northern, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:28, Reply)
What, may I ask, is wrong with Norwich?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:35, Reply)
He's no-rwich.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:46, Reply)
Ah.
If they don't piss Chablis and shit diamonds, they're fucked then?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)
It really only would work if she were from Steeerk
but it's the best I could come up with.

*shrug*
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:51, Reply)
Never been there.
I'm reliably informed it is an epic shithole though.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:55, Reply)
I used to be able to shit diamonds
but the sphincter muscles aren't what they once were. Don't even need to strain any more. Just sort of falls out.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:58, Reply)
Now it's just carbon.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:59, Reply)
No carbs
I'm on the Atkins*

*Am I fuck
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:00, Reply)
Someone other than me sticking up for Norwich?
What fresh bobbins is this?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)
Well
It is my home city. Twenty four years ago, mind.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)
Tell him about the great respect you have for Derby.
Go on....

*lights blue touchpaper*
*retires*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:50, Reply)
Nothing good ever came out of Derby.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:54, Reply)
*appluads vigorously*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:57, Reply)
Tosh!

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:57, Reply)
The A6 is pretty good.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:58, Reply)
The A52 is the superior road
Partly because it's named for Brian Clough, but mostly because Nottingham's at the other end of it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:59, Reply)
Good old Brian "A52" Clough

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:03, Reply)
He had a very broad chest and tiny breasts
It's no wonder he drank so much, and was the greatest football manager who ever lived
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:05, Reply)
Was he the first on eon your breast size database?
I bet he was.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)
I never knew
Whereabouts? Hang on, you're like 28. You probably don't remember
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:56, Reply)
Be Undressed Ready for Massive Anal?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:28, Reply)
you simpleton

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:28, Reply)
you bearded smugmeister

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:38, Reply)
Over-thinking the old monkey, there

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:29, Reply)
No, I just never liked that acronym, too twee

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:36, Reply)
Bring Underwear - Runs, Massive Attack!

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:43, Reply)
Breasts Uneven, Mug Resembles Arse.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:46, Reply)
Massive?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:45, Reply)
Yup, massive

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:47, Reply)
15" black rubber?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:48, Reply)
You're thinking of somebody else.
this is not the first time this has happened to me.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)
I'm thinking of 15" black rubber dildoes.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:51, Reply)
You and every other woman on this board
How can a man compete *sadface*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:53, Reply)
Sometimes a 15" black rubber dildo is the last thing we need.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:55, Reply)
Sometimes a 15" black rubber dildo is the last thing we need.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:55, Reply)
Sometimes a 15" black rubber dildo is the last thing we need.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:56, Reply)
Pfft!
I'm leaving that now.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:57, Reply)
Is that the last thing you need as in
after that, you're satisfied and need nothing more?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)
The best tattoo on someone's arm I've ever seen.
Was this girl with 'LUST' in massive letters, then a few inches below it just said 'NEVER AGAIN'. Obviously had a bad experience in the sack.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:03, Reply)
Haven't seen one in years, can't comment, sorry!

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:08, Reply)
I've never done a pop psychology test
I've obviously led a sheltered and quite frankly, deprived life.

Alt:If you were a bird what type of bird would you be, you massive bender. and that puts me in a quandary - where should I put the question mark?
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:25, Reply)
If you could shag a tall older woman with awesome norks, what position would you try?
This question is designed to tell us if you think mostly with the left side of your brain or the right.


And tell me who to send dirty gazzes to.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:46, Reply)
Left wing back.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:46, Reply)
Hooker

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:47, Reply)
Prop

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:47, Reply)
Blindside flanker.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)
Fly Half
*pimp walks*
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)
Centre forward...........forward a bit more...............bullseye!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:51, Reply)
Super smashing great!
*doesn't beat a bit of Bully*
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:53, Reply)
Look at what you could have won....

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:53, Reply)
Some fried chicken and a fishing date with Gazza.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:59, Reply)
I'd get her really drunk
then sneak into her room after she'd been sick and do her up the bum while she was unconcious.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:48, Reply)
*sends out invite for next Tod bash*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)
All of them.
/obvious
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:50, Reply)
10 internet points to you sir.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:50, Reply)
*updates total*
I make that 20.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:52, Reply)
30 actually. I gave you 10 the weekend of the bash.
You'll soon have enough for the special prize.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:54, Reply)
Yay!
*gets all extied*

it's anal, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:55, Reply)
Might be. *looks non-commital*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:56, Reply)
Wheelbarrow.
I need to shift some flagstones in the garden.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:54, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:01, Reply)
Anyone know any good ways to rescue a scratched audio CD?
I'm sure I've read somewhere that toothpaste will help...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)
Brasso

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:50, Reply)
I've done the toothpaste thing
and it does work
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:50, Reply)
I may give it a go.
The CD is otherwise fucked, so it's worth a punt.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:52, Reply)
If the top surface is knackered then you're fucked
if it's just the bottom then toothpaste works, rub really hard from the centre to the outside and back.

Then use a computer running "Exact Audio Copy" to rip a .wav version and burn yourself a new one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:01, Reply)
Or
Just download a new version of what was on the CD.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:01, Reply)
Brasso has worked.
It was an old CD of MP3s cobbled together from a bunch of other stuff, so I couldn't replace it - especially as there was no track listing, and I couldn't remember what was on it exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:07, Reply)
Did you find your epic CD in the end?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)
I did!
Ir was in a Sims game case. I must have put it there because I couldn't find its real case.

My poems were as epic as I remembered. Slightly cringeworthy, but definitely epic.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)
Glad to hear it
and everything written in the past is slightly cringy
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)
You're welcome.
I'd say that I'm not just a pretty face, but it wouldn't be true.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)
Not sure if it counts
but I like that Dante's Levels of Hell test. Though I always go to Wrath
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:54, Reply)
City of Dis, for me.
I'm a bad boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:56, Reply)
same here
I do like a bit of fraudulent, malicious pandering though
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)
My life is driven by wicked intent.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)
Are you a maniac, maniac on the floor?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)
Stop
a)hammertime
b)collaborate and listen
c)in the name of love
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)
a)

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:11, Reply)
just as I suspected

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:13, Reply)
*sideways dances*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:13, Reply)
b)

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)
definitely B
a much underrated song/artist
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:15, Reply)
oh wot :/

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)
Well it/he is.
Everyone get hung up on him being a joke, but he was no worse than his contemporaries and actually better than quite a few, the track he did with Bloodhound Gang was awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:21, Reply)
Oh please. He was a fucking dreadful MC.
What next? 'Actually Kenny Everett's 'Snot Rap' contained some dope rhymes'...?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)
Fuck you Boyce
I'm not saying he was great, but he was better than he got credit for, far worse rappers (most of whom you probably like) had far more success.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)
Well, thank you, Mr Q of New Cross.
I now have that heap of shit song in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:21, Reply)
Have this one instead, it's awsomer
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0ffzVqh5H4
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)
I got through about 20 seconds of that.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)
Then you have no Taste
and are dead to me.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:25, Reply)
I have DIFFERENT taste.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)
*pointedly ignores you in a way that implies that what you have is certainly different from taste*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)
*does it like they do on the discovery channel*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Those quizzes don't even work. As above, I got the City of Dis on the Hell one.
However, I got House Gryffindor on the Harry Potter one. Clearly the two things are incompatible, therefore the whole thing must be bollocks.

I understand this is shocking, but stay with me. If either one were accurate, I'd have obviously been in Slytherin. I trust this proves my point.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)
Apparently I should be in Ravenclaw
on account of how amazingly brainy baut unbrave I am.

I've never tried the Dante one.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)
Brave but stupid.
Talk about your back-handed compliments.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:21, Reply)
If your point is 'I , Kroney, am a woolly woofter' then it certainly does.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)
I usually get either Gryffindor or Slytherin
This obviously makes me Harry Potter
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:25, Reply)
I have just tracked down and completed the Dante test.
Apparently I am in the eighth level of Hell, with all the other malicious panderers.

Which just goes to show, you believe anything nice I ever say about anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)
The fit woman who sits next to me at work
is wearing what I imagine were sold as leggings but are in fact so translucent that I'm categorising them as tights. Now, maybe I'm being an old fossil who doesn't understand modern fashion, but given that she's not wearing a skirt or dress or even a long top I am effectively being flashed her underwear every time she stands up.

The downside is I can't go to lunch until I've thought about neutral subjects for a bit longer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)

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