A local mental semi-tramp who always asks me to buy him some chips just walked into the turkish shop I was in, got a big basket of beer and fags, then looked in his pocket and said "My money is at home, can I drop it off later?"
I've bought this man chips 3 times, and reduced stuff from tescos too. He's alright, but I don't believe in cheating people out of it, espeesh for booze and fags, so I went to the turkish guy "Affendim....Tahali, yok tanna lira....effis chok tahlai... teshaku alah guru shulus affendim" which means "My friend, danger, No [belongs] money. Effis (a beer) is very dangerous, good bye my friend".

I don't care if he gets cheated or not, i just got to speak turkish though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:51, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Oh look at you, Gonz. International man of mystery.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 13:58, Reply)

And I'm about to meet a friend for lunch but first I'm baking her a creamy rose tart.
GAWD, how am I single?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:01, Reply)

You should take it to her and then mash it in front of her.
She'll be so confused when you ask her to be your girlfriend she'll just automatically say yes.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Nah', grew up with her and all that, one of her mates maybe.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:26, Reply)