Does it have to be people in close physical proximity?
Cos otherwise surely we can all just answer "B3ta"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:43, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fuck knows, oh Sparkly One.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:43, Reply)

I preferred oh Fabulous one
My Ballroom attire is 100% sequin-free, and will be until we reach intermediate level. Which will not be soon. Thank fuck. Everyone is orange at intermediate level.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:46, Reply)

do you get a special dispensation to wear sequins
at certain levels?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Different competitions have different rules
at nationals, the rule is that tailcoats (in Ballroom) and sparkly, slashed to the waist shirts (in Latin) can only be worn at intermediate level and above. We're at beginner and have novice to negotiate. Progress is slow.

The good news is that if we're still in beginner when Ms Foxtrot turns 35 we will absolutely clean up.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Wait, so those hilariously camp shirts
are something to ASPIRE to?

World's gone mad.
( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:52, Reply)

As is having skin like a carrot
I am fucking dreading it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:54, Reply)

You love it.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Ok then, oh Not-Really-A-Quender One.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Unwieldy

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)

I'm not sure I've ever offended anyone on here
or maybe I have and I have no capacity to read peoples' reactions
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I have but I totally backed down in a manly, not-taking-any-shit-from-you fashion.
Edit: Twice.
( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)

I actually hate being confrontational or offending people
Even the cunts on here.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:48, Reply)

even if I say something mean as a joke
if they don't reply right away, I feel bad and think I should retract the comment. I'm working on being more bitchy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Exactly the same here
In pretty much every conceivable respect I am not cut out for B3ta
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:52, Reply)

cunt

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Slag

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)

*flounces*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

You're not a slag!
You just love a lot of people
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Especially hipsters who like to finger people in trendy folk art galleries

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)