I just went to the mutha-fuckin' SWEET SHOP BITCHES!
I bought some chocolate honeycomb and some dark chocolate ginger and I got a Steak Bake from Greggs.

I'm going on a train tonight and I'm going to drink beer. The more beer I drink, the less I shall care about offending people around me and I will probably say "Fuck" and "Cunt" a lot.

When did you last offend people around you and how did you do it?
( Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:14, 161 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Not long ago.
I put Reel Big Fish "You don't know" on my phone as a ring tone.
Then didn't answer it quick enough while visiting the in-laws.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I farted whilest the dog was sat on my lap.
He wasn't happy.
( girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:19, Reply)

that's just revenge

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Not really. It's just the look on his face when he smells it that's so funny.

( girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:21, Reply)

My old dog was a right bugger for farting.
She'd let one go, get up, sniff the floor where she'd farted and then immediately leave the room with a look of disgust on her face.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:31, Reply)

chocolate honeycomb sounds amazing
what is it?

I told Darth I fucking hate Michael Jackson's music.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Like a crunchie bar. Do you get them in the states?
I don't like MJ's music either, it's just a bit whiney and ott for me.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)

ooooooh
how incredibly underwhelming
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)

It's like a "Crunchie" bar, but in little nuggets.
I'll take a photo and upload it.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)

that's a lot of work
I'll just google it
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)

( Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:26, Reply)

oh, it's like a butterfinger
WOW, WAY TO WIN THE AWARD FOR MOST EXCITING NAME THAT HAS NOTHING TO ACTUALLY DO WITH THE CANDYBAR
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Does a butterfinger have fingers or butter in it?

( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:28, Reply)

butterfinger isn't an exciting name, Kroney
chocolate and honey are sexy delicious exciting things
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:28, Reply)

You know what else isn't an exciting name?
YOUR FACE
( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)

NEITHER IS YOUR MUM

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:38, Reply)

There are more Greggs than people in Newcastle
Exhibit A: a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/208454_744216294658_223704809_11681123_3149948_n.jpg
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:22, Reply)

You're not very good at counting are you?
In that picture alone there's more than twice as many people than greggs.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)

YEAH
THIS
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)

THIS IS WHY WE LOST THE EMPIRE!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Have you looked down the back of the sofa?

( girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:27, Reply)

i fucking love greggs
I am not ashamed of this fact
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I want liquorice torpedos
and the dark chocolate ginger wouldn't go amiss.

I offend people around me by telling bad jokes.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)

I looked at the liquorice comfits
but decided against them.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Bluergh!
Licorice is the devil's sputem.
( girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Wrong
liquorice is lovely, though not so much in drinks
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:26, Reply)

When I'm finished doing you up the bum
I'm going to leave a licquorice torpedo up there as a suppository.

It will contrast nicely with the polo mint hanging on your clit piercing.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:27, Reply)

I hope you're bringing your own black rubber sheets

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:28, Reply)

My genital area will be a veritable cornucopia of delicious sweety goodness.

( girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:29, Reply)

sweety fishy
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Oi!

( girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Ignore him
he's never actually been near a womens ladybits, so he has no idea what they do or don't smell like.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Hey, you left yourself wide open to it.
Fnarr fnarr.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:32, Reply)

e a
( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:32, Reply)

only acceptable form is jager

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:29, Reply)

That's aniseed isn't it?

( Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I MEAN I GUESS

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:36, Reply)

This^
And if anyone ever offers you Swedish Licorice on the pretext that "it's different, much nicer than English licorice" my advice is to decline politely, that's not sugar it's encrusted with.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:40, Reply)

True, but the brand name for some of them is brilliant.


Tastes like feet though.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:41, Reply)

there's one called djunglevraal or something
fucking revolting.

I got my own back on my swedish mate by feeding him marmite when he wasn't expecting it, and by giving him an ice pop I'd made of vinegar when he was on a comedown
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:42, Reply)

ice pop made of vinegar!
you're a genius - totally doing this to someone, now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:43, Reply)

GUYS GUYS GUYS
Smell my fingers!!!


(Last weekend)

(I'm over 30)
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:27, Reply)

It was just chicken ok...
But it smells a bit the same if you use the right spices
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:36, Reply)

woah! stinky!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:29, Reply)

What a question.
Regularly, and without fail. Although the best I've seen? Visiting friends in Soham and watching the reaction to an Ian Huntley joke.

Not even I'm that stupid.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:29, Reply)

It comes as a constant source of surprise to me that I don't seem to offend that many people
I think I may have offended Amberl with my fantasies about her dressed as a nun, but other than that I can't think of anything. I'm a bit distressed about this.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:37, Reply)

*Raised eyebrow*
What is it with people dressed as nuns? I don't understand this at all. Nuns scare me.

Then again, I went to a Catholic school, which may go some way to explaining it.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:40, Reply)

It's something about the purity
it demands a good sullying
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)

^this
And the uniform.
( girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I'm completely bewildered
but then I don't get Catholic schoolgirl uniforms either. The real ones are really ugly (the uniforms that is.)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Yes but me and CQ are well kinky innit.

( girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)

I can't imagine why
I mean you'd made the effort to turn up to her house with the full costume and a decent bottle of lube.

man, you gotta get out of this habit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:42, Reply)

You didn't offend me
I just don't understand the appeal of nuns or the implication that I'm better covered up haha
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Not sure what his problem is.
I'm all for mini togas.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)

yay!
Although this means I still haven't offenended anyone.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)

why are people still posting in the last thread?
silly people, I don't have the brain power to handle joining that one.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Greggs is a fucking travesty
and from what I hear their hygiene practices are worse than McDonalds are rumoured to be.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:41, Reply)

it's all about building up a tolerance

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:42, Reply)

their produce is fucking gash though
you idiots from outside Devon and Cornwall don't know what a good savoury pastry is.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I'm all about the baguettes
because that's just how I roll

baddum tish!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Oh rubbish.
We get Ginsters too, you know.
( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:47, Reply)

yeah, that's what I was talking about....
you fucking dolt
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:49, Reply)

I knoooow

( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Actually, the Maccy D's I used to work in was pretty clean.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:43, Reply)

ALL fast food is fucking disgusting and eaten by fat messes.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)

bakeries shouldn't be classed as fast food
that's the problem
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:46, Reply)

I've never eaten anything from Greggs
it looks fundamentally unappetising
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Does it have to be people in close physical proximity?
Cos otherwise surely we can all just answer "B3ta"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Fuck knows, oh Sparkly One.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:43, Reply)

I preferred oh Fabulous one
My Ballroom attire is 100% sequin-free, and will be until we reach intermediate level. Which will not be soon. Thank fuck. Everyone is orange at intermediate level.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:46, Reply)

do you get a special dispensation to wear sequins
at certain levels?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Different competitions have different rules
at nationals, the rule is that tailcoats (in Ballroom) and sparkly, slashed to the waist shirts (in Latin) can only be worn at intermediate level and above. We're at beginner and have novice to negotiate. Progress is slow.

The good news is that if we're still in beginner when Ms Foxtrot turns 35 we will absolutely clean up.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Wait, so those hilariously camp shirts
are something to ASPIRE to?

World's gone mad.
( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:52, Reply)

As is having skin like a carrot
I am fucking dreading it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:54, Reply)

You love it.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Ok then, oh Not-Really-A-Quender One.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Unwieldy

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)

I'm not sure I've ever offended anyone on here
or maybe I have and I have no capacity to read peoples' reactions
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I have but I totally backed down in a manly, not-taking-any-shit-from-you fashion.
Edit: Twice.
( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)

I actually hate being confrontational or offending people
Even the cunts on here.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:48, Reply)

even if I say something mean as a joke
if they don't reply right away, I feel bad and think I should retract the comment. I'm working on being more bitchy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Exactly the same here
In pretty much every conceivable respect I am not cut out for B3ta
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:52, Reply)

cunt

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Slag

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)

*flounces*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

You're not a slag!
You just love a lot of people
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Especially hipsters who like to finger people in trendy folk art galleries

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Some Honda driver right here
b3ta.com/questions/losingit/post1289034
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Arf- "Whirling dervish of justice"
Brilliant!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I can't believe that after all this time
these stories still get posted.
( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:46, Reply)

it's funny because
the story and all of its brethren may well be utter shite.

but most of the people commenting couldn't write anything if their cocks depended on it.

i always think this when i see people screaming at footballers, for example.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)

My best mate at uni's dad died at Christmas.
When he came back me and him were walking into uni so he could get an extenuating circumstances form because he'd obviously done worse than he would in normal conditions for his January exams. We're in first year so obviously only need to get 40% to pass etc.
So he got the forms, and they said he'd get his grades bumped up by ten or fifteen perfect, I can't remember. Without really thinking I went "you know, it's annoying your dad didn't die next year because then the extra ten percent would count towards your final grade". I still grimace thinking about it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)

it's true though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:47, Reply)

well, except unis don't increase marks, for this or for anything, though.
well, apart from an actual problem with the exam.

At least, none I know of do.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)

There are definitely extenuating circumstances things at ours.
But I think it only covers big things like the above. I know he had to give them a photocopy of his old man's death certificate. I couldn't help but think the whole process was beyond grim.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:54, Reply)

oh, totally you'll get extenuating circumstances, we have all sorts of options there
but you shouldn't be able to change absolute marks. You can sometimes, say, agree to give an "A" for 55% if the person is clearly an A candidate but had a good reason for fucking up an exam. But changing the actual 55% value is getting into naughtiness territory. I know some of the "newer" unis do it, but it's really bad practice. You got what you got. The reason we sit in exam boards is not to debate what you got, but what it is worth.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)

by using a tailor, apparently.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Am I missing something?
How is this offensive? Unless it's some weird form of reverse snobbery, which frankly always gets on my tits.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:01, Reply)

it would you posh bastard.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Says the person with the woppish username.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)

What the fuck is woppish?
I know foppish but not woppish.
( girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)

It means
"slightly Italian-y"
( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Spanish.
icho de puta
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)

It means Dago.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)

He may mean dago.
but he still called me a wop.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:20, Reply)

That reminds me of the first episode of Drop the Dead Donkey...
"I didn't call him a Dirty Dago, I called him a Filthy Wop. I pride myself on *accurate* bigotry!"
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Henry Davenport lols
Yes, this was rather my point. I've also worked out which historical character I most resemble. it's totally Sean Connery in Highlander
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:29, Reply)

I'm so bored that my right arm is aching...
this is intolerable
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Aha! nothing to be smug about now.
My arm doesn't ache at all.
( girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)

I still have quite a lot to be smug about

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)

You probably don't have a squeeky scroll wheel on your mouse.
I do : (
( girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Make a game of it
see how many times you can make it squeak in a minute, and then try and beat that record.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Shut the fuck up Pollyanna

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)

I'm totally imagining you saying that to my face
While i piss into a plastic cup.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Ooh niche

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:20, Reply)

SKINNER!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)

I don't.
my mouse is brilliant. It's a shame I will be leaving it in a month or so.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Where you moving to?

( Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)

somewhere else
doing similar stuff, but better, for more money.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Ginsters packets have a Cornish flag on them
therefore I believe they know more about Cornish pasties than some guy from Devon-but-really-Bucks-or-somewhere.
( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)

that's a stupid piece of logic

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Your mum is a stupid piece of logic.

( Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)

yours is a dirty piece of ass

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)

But this here:


That's an infallible bit of logic right there.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)

you're not wrong

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)

gosh
this is an excellent illustration of how an exciting life keeps you busy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)

It is not, it is irrefutable
because I'm all clever and that.
( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)

There is something weirdly attractive
about Margo in the Good Life :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Oh hell yeah.
now imagine her dressed as a nun.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Really not working

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Even if she was an outraged Mother Superior threatening you with a good caning?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)

There is nothing weird about that.

( Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)

because she was clearly dirtier than a Cornish tin-miner's sock.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Nah
Barbara is where the true action lies. Even now Felicity Kendal has a weirdly attractive ring to her voice, and she's old enough to be my Nan!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)

It's her utter disgust for anything common.
You just know she takes it up the shitpipe.
( girlinthehole, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)

This^

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Nothing weird about it.
She's clearly weapons grade filth.
( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:28, Reply)

I'm sure I've probably offended loads of people, mostly without realising.
And I'm such a soft woofter, I'd be really worried about people hating me because I'd said something offensive.

Unless they've been consistently cunty to me first, in which case I don't give a shit.

I'm off to Bookers later for Diet Pepsi, and may well find some chocolate too...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)

How much diet pepsi do yuo drink
if you need to go to a cash and carry?
( Bazongaloid, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Lots.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:28, Reply)

she should really drink diet coke
and follow your flowchart
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Only if it's ice cold.

( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)

you're a nice boy
but you've got no brains, so shut your fucking face
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)

I am outraged.

( Kroney, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I can't
There's something in it that I'm allergic to.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)

I just made a joke about Harvey Price
The looks I'm currently getting are hilarious.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:29, Reply)

I seem to have completely missed the Frankie Boyle joke about Harvey Price.
Anyone know what it was?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)

something about fucking his mum
can't quite remember the details
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)

probably
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP2BKGMGNsk
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

I'd like to propose "Harvey" as a more modern equivalent to "Joey" as an insult
(And also thus retaining "Joey" for those moments when you want your insult to have a more "vintage" feel)

It works on two levels, you see - referring not only Katie Price's mongoloid son, but also referring to Brian Harvey, the only 'popstar' I am aware of who has had to explain, in court, how and why he managed to run himself over with his own car.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Baked potatoes - just say no.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Harvey chased the spud
and he got caught
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 22 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)