Tramp pubes
I've not seen your beard, or tramp pubes, but I bet your beard looks lovely. I do like a beard on a man.

When you try to grow a beard next, let me know, and I will pop round and rub something into it to help the hair grow thicker. (There is a small chance that this is an attempt at mollesting your underage beard.)
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 10:31, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Sounds good to me
You can't beat a bit of beard-rubbage. What would this 'something' be?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)

I don't know exactly what.
But I would make sure that it was something nice like brown sauce or coconut oil.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Just as long as it's not crevette.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)

there is a thought though
I could open a beard growth clinic, and rub baldy beardy men with prawns and various sorts of langoustine depending on how much they will pay me.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Tuppence ha'penny
What say ye?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 16:56, Reply)

For two and a half pence.
I will rub used tea bags into your beard, whilst humming the tune to top cat.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sun 24 Jul 2011, 17:21, Reply)