I am always the 'best female friend'
so I'm trying stalking instead
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

good luck with that
I've generally found the most effective technique is be a friend until they conclude that I'm better than everyone else. Last time this took a mere 4 years.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)

It's a good technique.
Worked for me a couple of times.
( girlinthehole, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)

it's worked for me
and soon I will have ensnared her, according to the words we'll be saying, for ever.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 15:58, Reply)

hmm
I think i'd be better off building a ray-mears-style trap and feeding them drugs until they lose their mind.

Or jam - boys like jam, right? Or is that wasps?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 16:01, Reply)

boys don't like wasps
I'll tell you that for nothing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 16:02, Reply)

note to self:
remove bait-wasps from man trap
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 16:02, Reply)