I would like to share the following...
I love the Beastie Boys but I have never listened to Paul's Boutique.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 18:04, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Erm, who are the latter?
Secondly, would you like to feature in my next slashfic epic?

Say, you and Rswipe?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 18:05, Reply)

it is their second album, when they went good.
And yes, Rachel and I would definitely be a winning combination.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 18:07, Reply)

I imagine the plot elements will involve bad chinese food, Hollyoaks, tentative hand-holding and an early cab home.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 18:10, Reply)

fuck's sake
I am not Gonz. I am Dozer.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 18:16, Reply)

Ah, sorry.
The username confused me.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 18:18, Reply)

hahahahahahaha
this subthread has made me laugh a LOT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 18:18, Reply)

I'm still slightly disgusted with myself.
Incidentally, would you like to star in my next literary outpouring?

Say, you and Karl Marx, or Gonz?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 18:21, Reply)

slightly?
and sure. but why stop at just 1?

bring on all the men of OT, i can take it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 18:22, Reply)

Bloody hell.
If that were real, you'd end up with a clunge like a burst sofa.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 18:24, Reply)

no, they all have tiny penises
or are just sockpuppets of other people
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 18:25, Reply)

Ah.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 18:27, Reply)

so no steamy dozer/swipe slash then?
DISAPPOINTED.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Jul 2011, 18:33, Reply)

No time now, unfortunately.
I think I have to be in the mood for it. I'll write some another time.

Although if I do write something, I imagine I'll be chanelling Bridget Jones.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 25 Jul 2011, 18:35, Reply)