Aren't you the charmer this morning?
If you want a giggle by the way, read the long post on the popular page.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

That wasn't so much of a giggle as making me want to vomit.
Aye, I'm wonderful as ever!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Monty wasn't very impressed.
And I wasn't feeling very well by the time I finished writing it.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:29, Reply)

It's rather vile.
I'm highly amused by the entire idea of it though, but please avoid doing any stories involving me. It's just that, for all you know, they could already be true. After all, I am /OT's resident lothario*

*Fat, desperate and lonely
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I'm sure I can find something for you to star in.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:50, Reply)