Teachers are told not to count spelling and grammar.
It's more important that the children can express themselves.

This is exactly why the world will be employing Brits as toilet cleaners in twenty years.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:11, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

No no, you're thinking of national diplomas

( Kroney, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Oh man, I've got a right grump on now.

( Kroney, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:14, Reply)

talk about something else, then
this is a bit worky for me, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:15, Reply)

yeah
this pisses me off a bit - yeah I may not be teaching them English but I should be able to point out when they spell wrong
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:14, Reply)

Japanese robots will be cleaning toilets.
Brits will be emptying the shit out of the robots. With their bare hands.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:14, Reply)

I sometimes feel I should be having children
if only to raise the average national IQ.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:16, Reply)

we no longer need IQ
we need poo scooping skills
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:16, Reply)

When I'm queen I'm going to make it The Law that people with brains have kids.
Then I'm going to exterminate the Jews.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:17, Reply)

I won't be having any
because I will find them dreadful and appalling. I will then try to correct their piss poor education and get them beaten up by their peers instead.
( Kroney, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:17, Reply)