I'm gutted that there's nothing I can do to get my revenge on that crunchy bastard who jumped under my train.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Oi Roooooota.
Text me. I have a phone once more and I done got no numbers saved to it. I can finally call you and breathe heavily down the phone again.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Will do.
Oh oh oh it's magic! (It's not. I've just missed those texts.)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:40, Reply)

It feels well weird having a phone in my front right pocket.
It was liberating without it, but I suppose it's the price you have to pay if you want to be able to update someone about your (magic) bowel movements at the drop of a hat.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:43, Reply)