I talked to someone because I feared that I was menkle.
He said 'no Monty, your life really is incredibly depressing and given what you have to cope with you are doing incredibly well. Most of my patients have much less shit to deal with and cannot cope even with that. Well done, off you go'

Talk about good and bad news....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:24, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Most people are feeble little beakers.
I pity humanity.
( Kroney, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:26, Reply)

I remember you saying that a year or so ago
and commenting that I'd have punched the cunt in the tits for that advice.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:26, Reply)

I thought it was a fair comment, actually.
I didn't want any pills and no amount of talking was going to change the things that were - and still are - depressing me.

I didn't have 'depression', I was suffering from 'having a fucking shit life'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Attitude innit.
If life really is fucking shit, there are ways out of that.
/simplifying things massively
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:32, Reply)

I couldn't make 50 grand appear or change the personality of my ex.
Without the ability to do either of those two things there was/isn't a way out of my personal hell.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:33, Reply)

Then you'd best just keep on being fucking awesome.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:37, Reply)

If you suggest a misuse of "awesome" there I'm gonna come to the east end and chop your nuts off.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:38, Reply)

*keeps schtum*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:49, Reply)

I went to a counsellor
who did a lot of pointing out things were shitter than I thought, then told me I should hug my parents or some shit - screw that.

I got a different perspective on things, I suppose
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:31, Reply)

...and then screwed your parents, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:32, Reply)

it seemed like such good advice

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:32, Reply)

I wonder if my therapist will suggest I stab my dad?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:32, Reply)

With your 15" black rubber cock, perhaps?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)

This makes me feel funny in ways never knew possible.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:38, Reply)

damn!
I just realised I should probably tell them about the job
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:48, Reply)

I hope they gave you a sticker for being a brave little boy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:02, Reply)