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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I heard that ______ is so _______ that they ______.
Therapy starts tomorrow! Thank fuck. Have you ever sat and talked to anyone about the shit you carry around? Cries of "EEEEEEEEMOOOOOOO" gracefully accepted.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:07, 204 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I heard that Noel! is so EEEEEEEEMOOOOOOO that he sits drinking cider, cooking ribs and posting on b3ta when he should be tidying then sleeping.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:10, Reply)
Yes.
My psychiatrists have all been pretty good but I had a shit psychologist for CBT who was, quite frankly, thick, and kept telling me about her husband. I was supposed to be doing the beakering, not her.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:10, Reply)
I'm on CBT tomorrow after 20 wonderful sessions of psychodynamic therapy about three years ago.
Are you still medicated?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:13, Reply)
I've been off the lithium for two years now.
*parties*
*awaits relapse*

Good luck. I didn't have any success with CBT but the jury is out on whether or not it works for bipolar. In my case, not. I can see how it could work though. Sensible approach. Very best of luck.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:16, Reply)
It was the primary health trust's choice, I'd have gone back for more psychodynamic therapy if I had the choice.
Thanks though, and good to see that things have settled for you. Do you still have highs and lows?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:19, Reply)
Not so much, thank god.
Pregnancy hormones calmed me down hugely. I had a perinatal psychiatrist that kept an eye on me for the past year or so to check I wasn't going to go psychotic but fortunately we didn't have to implement her zombie plan (olanzapine). Other than losing the plot a bit when I was on codeine for a while (PTSD-style flashbacks), it's gone okay. I just have to keep an eye on things, really.

I've heard really good things about psychodynamic therapy but have never had a chance to try it.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:27, Reply)
The therapist I had was fucking fantastic, as good a match I could wish for
after bouncing from psychiatric nurse to counsellor to low-level shit for years. I knew when he said "We're half-way through twenty sessions" that it wouldn't be enough, but I felt good enough to carry on for three years until February this year when my brain rebelled against me. Truthfully though, pleased for you. I must admit, having kiddo here has helped straighten me out to a reasonable extent, it's just external factors have dragged me back.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:29, Reply)
CBT has one point, to teach you to act on "If you don't like shit, do something about it and change it".

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)
I have a fundamental part of my personality linked to self-esteem
that makes that simplistic possibility virtually impossible. I'm my own worst enemy. I hope this helps me find out why, and if it doesn't, I'll move on to something different.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:41, Reply)
You need for it to get worst, to the point where your self esteem is so low that you don't care what people think anymore.
I get by so far better doing the camp-gay-bitchy thing than the autistic puppy dog.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:51, Reply)
Hah, you do it so well too.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:02, Reply)
I spent HOURS in CBT
And I still can't ride a fucking motorbike.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:16, Reply)
*fist pumps*

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:02, Reply)
I heard that AA is so disappointed in himself for reading Twilight that he started making plans to top himself.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:10, Reply)
I was bored, and I enjoyed them!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:16, Reply)
Any excuse.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:23, Reply)
I never have, and sadly I don't think I ever can
I just get too frustrated about it, unless I'm drunk, in which case I'm either dismissive, or (when it's really bad) teary.

Hope it goes well for you fella, I really do.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:10, Reply)
Cheers man, it's been a pretty poor six months, which is one of the reasons I've cut back on posting here.
I hope it goes well too, I'm fucking nervous and not sleeping.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:18, Reply)
I did psychiatry at A-level
and learned that psychiatry is bollocks. Go to the pub and talk to that one weird old drunk bloke thats always there in any pup sitting by himself, he'll be just as much help and cheaper too.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:11, Reply)
Isn't that Jeff?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:13, Reply)
*Flicks the V sign in your general direction*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:58, Reply)
You obviously didn't learn the difference between Psychology and Psychiatry

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:20, Reply)
In two fucking years
*shakes head*
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:20, Reply)
Didn't you do a degree in psychology?
Has it been useful? I'd hoped to start a four-year course in Adlerian counselling this September but it'll have to wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:22, Reply)
I specialised in visual perception and neuro anatomy and neuro chemistry
I also haven't had any problems with mental health so I really couldn't give you any advice.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:23, Reply)
Not looking for advice, just listening
but not from you. Do you think your psych degree helped you keep tabs on your own brain?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:33, Reply)
I heard that Off Topic is so terminally dull that they shut it down, and not a moment too soon.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:12, Reply)
Haha, not the most inspiring thread I'll grant you, but that one was dead.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:14, Reply)
I heard that Cavy was so shocked that people considered her nice
that she raped 10 people and left them in a bottle bank

yay for therapy - good luck with it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:12, Reply)
I heard that b3th was such a bully
she punched a penguin and it landed on a polar bear
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:14, Reply)
Has she done that bungee thing yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:14, Reply)
that should be soon, shouldn't it?
I can't remember when she said, but I expect she'll tell us when she has...surely
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:15, Reply)
I heard that she had spent all her sponsorship money on a kevlar bra, so her tits don't fall off.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:17, Reply)
*clicks*
she's going to be so mad when she gets back and sees that if it gets on the popular page
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:18, Reply)
I like mad b3th, makes me feel alive.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:20, Reply)
Wasn't mad B3th the thane of corridor?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:21, Reply)
Was that on purpose?
Or are you an ill-educated oik?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:22, Reply)
Can I answer yes to both?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:23, Reply)
You may not.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)
Then I'll go with "on purpose" then.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:37, Reply)
In which case, I don't get it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:38, Reply)
The young ones.
Vyvian is declared Thane of corridor by three witches.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:39, Reply)
Ah, that'll be why. I never cared for The Young Ones.
I've never found it particularly funny. It was better than Bottom, though /highpraise.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:41, Reply)
Like many things it was of it's time.
On BBC1 we have Terry and June. On BBC2, the Young Ones.

A quantum leap forward in comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:45, Reply)
...backwards.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:03, Reply)
It is of course our duty to make sure it ends up on there.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:22, Reply)
Various trick cyclists I have visited all agree that I'm completely screwed up.
No help for me at all, bastards.

Good luck with your's though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:15, Reply)
I heard that Darth is so gay that he has literally disappeared up his own arse.
Like The Ouroboros but with 'nice hair'.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:15, Reply)
He got eaten by a strange vampire-like creature that feeds on the limp of wrist.
They call it... Chupafabra
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:20, Reply)
Where the hell has he been for the last few days?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:22, Reply)
I must be losing my marbles.
Because I could have sworn that I'd just this minute said what has become of him.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:23, Reply)
No, I don't mean gay vampires.
I mean actually.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:24, Reply)
I don't understand.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:24, Reply)
Where has he been for the last few days?
Has he flounced or something?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:30, Reply)
Dunno. I like my explanation, so I'm sticking to it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:32, Reply)
Yes, yes I have.
It was very useful. And taught me a lot about people in general, as well as myself.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:18, Reply)
Was the lesson "80% of people are cunts, deal with it?"
If so, I'm screwed.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:20, Reply)
Oh, I knew that before I started
No, I think as well as talking about all the awkward shit I couldn't dredge up in front of anyone I knew, I picked up on a lot of her technique, just by noticing how she dealt with someone who was visibly fed up with life, perhaps because it was refreshingly different from how some other people responded to it. In any case, it's proven surprisingly useful.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:24, Reply)
Oh shut up about yourself. SHUT. UP.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:27, Reply)
Was it like that?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:27, Reply)
If so, maybe I've missed my calling.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:28, Reply)
You mean not helpful or riddled with hypocritical irony?
BOOM
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:29, Reply)
Oh no! Kroney's blown himself up!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:33, Reply)
Don't pretend you wouldn't be gutted.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:34, Reply)
I wish it had been. That would have been more constructive.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:35, Reply)
I talked to someone because I feared that I was menkle.
He said 'no Monty, your life really is incredibly depressing and given what you have to cope with you are doing incredibly well. Most of my patients have much less shit to deal with and cannot cope even with that. Well done, off you go'

Talk about good and bad news....
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:24, Reply)
Most people are feeble little beakers.
I pity humanity.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:26, Reply)
I remember you saying that a year or so ago
and commenting that I'd have punched the cunt in the tits for that advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:26, Reply)
I thought it was a fair comment, actually.
I didn't want any pills and no amount of talking was going to change the things that were - and still are - depressing me.

I didn't have 'depression', I was suffering from 'having a fucking shit life'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:30, Reply)
Attitude innit.
If life really is fucking shit, there are ways out of that.
/simplifying things massively
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:32, Reply)
I couldn't make 50 grand appear or change the personality of my ex.
Without the ability to do either of those two things there was/isn't a way out of my personal hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:33, Reply)
Then you'd best just keep on being fucking awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:37, Reply)
If you suggest a misuse of "awesome" there I'm gonna come to the east end and chop your nuts off.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:38, Reply)
*keeps schtum*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:49, Reply)
I went to a counsellor
who did a lot of pointing out things were shitter than I thought, then told me I should hug my parents or some shit - screw that.

I got a different perspective on things, I suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:31, Reply)
...and then screwed your parents, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:32, Reply)
it seemed like such good advice

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:32, Reply)
I wonder if my therapist will suggest I stab my dad?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:32, Reply)
With your 15" black rubber cock, perhaps?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)
This makes me feel funny in ways never knew possible.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:38, Reply)
damn!
I just realised I should probably tell them about the job
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:48, Reply)
I hope they gave you a sticker for being a brave little boy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:02, Reply)
I heard that /OT is so full of borderline nut cases that they Had to find a way to distribute Prozak through monitors.
I've seen 3 therapists at different times. They were all helpful at the time, but in the end getting myself into a better situation and sorting some of my own shit out seems to have sorted it. *crosses fingers* I've been off the happy pills for about 2 years now and while 'totally sane' might be pushing it I function and am mostly happy.

Best of luck Noel *manly internet hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:35, Reply)
we're actually all in the same mental hospital somewhere
hallucinating and this is the way they make us interact, through imaginary internet message boards.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:37, Reply)
Sounds like the Matrix.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:38, Reply)
only less robots
and more mentals
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:41, Reply)
*Hallucinates more boobies*
It's possible. I also think that brighter and or/more sensitive/artistic people probably have a higher rate of mentalness and this board attracts both.

I don't know TBH, some of my stuff was situational, like Monty's, combine that with an 'uppy downy' type of personality, and just generally not getting on with 90% of people due to being wierd and it can look a lot like depression.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:41, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1296695
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:43, Reply)
Yes, but the trick is gaining the self confidence
to see/think that they are wrong and not you. I am helped by my fantastic egoism in this.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:44, Reply)
Self-esteem is key to so many emotional issues.
I honestly think mental health stuff should be taught to kids at a youngish age.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:45, Reply)
Definitly
Self esteem is the key, if there is one thing I have tried to instil in my child it is that he is and always will be fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:47, Reply)
The trouble is that as much as you can tell a kid that and it does help, they have to believe it for themselves
and in teens I reckon there's so much going on to reverse that belief that some people suffer immeasurably.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:49, Reply)
also true
but the teens eventually pass and things do tend to get better with time. I know I've calmed down a lot over the past 5-10 years.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:53, Reply)
Likewise, I wish I'd left depression in my twenties.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:57, Reply)
I sure hope the /talk kids
don't see this thread
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:44, Reply)
Fuck 'em
They already think we are autists, and we mostly are, but they are cunty autists, so fuck 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:46, Reply)
I am officially better than 25 other people
that's what I learnt today
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:45, Reply)
I think the thing is with theorpy is that stopping it, closing off that bubble world, is just as important as recongising you need help and going in the first place.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:38, Reply)
This too
and eventually manning the fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:42, Reply)
And putting the kettle on.
Putting the kettle on and manning up is how you're supposed to deal with problems. All these beakering smacks of woolly, wet, girly-men.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:43, Reply)
Damn you.
I want a cup of tea now, but I need to be off in 5 minutes so there isn't time. I hope the hippy resteraunt I'm meeting my sister in have tea. if not I may hurt people.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:50, Reply)
Green tea. Or herbal.
Fucking hippies.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:50, Reply)
Fuck hippies
I shall demand nothing less than English Breakfast or there will be blood. I'll twirl my moustache at them by god.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:52, Reply)
No, it'll be made from pak choi and hemp.
Because real tea's cruel to aadvarks, or some such shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:53, Reply)
I repeat fuck them
Off now, laters my fellow mentals.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:56, Reply)
the line you are looking for is
"...because proper tea is theft"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:05, Reply)
Words of Wisdom by Dan Le Sac that I
"If you can't forgive and forget, how about this. Forget and then forgive and accept that that's it."
"Being smart can bring you respect and reverance, but the rewards of being pleasent are far more incandecent"
"How hard is it to be in a good mood, and then just be, in a good mood?".

But posting lyrics is gaaaay and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:44, Reply)
Totally got tweeted at by Scroobius Pip the other day.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:46, Reply)
Oh WIN !
What was it?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:49, Reply)
'LEAVE ME ALONE OR I AM GOING TO THE POLICE'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:50, Reply)

twitter.com/#!/theothernoel/status/92901062553509888
twitter.com/#!/Scroobiuspipyo/status/92902171577823232
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:52, Reply)
Totally fucking starstruck.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:54, Reply)
Oh WIN WIN WIN !
I don't know what you were talking about though.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:58, Reply)
Search torrents for "No Commercial Breaks".
It's a limited-edition solo album he did before DLS I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:01, Reply)

torrents.thepiratebay.org/6332838/Scroobius_Pip_-_No_Commercial_Breaks.6332838.TPB.torrent
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:03, Reply)
Totally downloading it now =)

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:29, Reply)
Sorry Gonz, that is utter bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:47, Reply)
It smacks of someone who's never had clinical depression, but for people who have chronic middle class white boy syndrome, it works well.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:49, Reply)
That explains it then.
Such advice should come with free sandals
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:50, Reply)
it's a syndrome now?
Cool, are there pills for it?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:51, Reply)
and a science word?
I need a science word
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:51, Reply)
You can't have MCWB
coz you're a gurl.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:54, Reply)
then I must have a worse strain
that probably requires MOAR SCIENCE to fix. I wonder if monoatomic gold will do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:55, Reply)
as opposed to
that Au2 shit?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:08, Reply)
totally
google monoatomic gold, there are some most excellent completely barmpot youtube videos about it's miraculous effects actually, try this one, it's really special www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT_zxNhd11U
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:10, Reply)
on the other hand, you want to watch that dihydrogen monoxide
totally deadly by inhalation. dead in minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:12, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:14, Reply)
I got a t-shirt that's glow in a dark of a cat on a shooting star with the caption "Science is a verb".

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:57, Reply)
take two doses of Ben Folds Five "Rockin' the Suburbs"
3 times a day.

y'all don't know what it's like, being male, middle class and white...
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:04, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5e5FUvRzNQ
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 17:53, Reply)
Well, I appear to be the only one here who isn't a screaming mental
Would the last one out please turn off the lights?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:03, Reply)
that means your the most deluded one
in this hallucinigenic scenario. You're probably the one who goes shitzoid and kills a bunch of the others
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:05, Reply)
Probably
or, I could just not be a whining emo that needs a nice hot cup of man the fuck up.

disclaimer. This post is in jest. I am well aware of the crippling effects of mental illness. Except for actual whining emos of course.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:07, Reply)
The OT fancy dress party.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:07, Reply)
I heard Comrade Quixote De Nueva Cruz like Dr. Quinn Medacine Woman so much that he dressed as the indian to impress her into sleeping with him
I also heard that it didn't work
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:05, Reply)
I heard Jeff got his name because he lost his virginity to an old whore that liked it doggy style

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:11, Reply)
I heard the might badger punched a helicopter so hard it shit out a miniature airplane

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:12, Reply)
I heard Noel! invented donuts

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:12, Reply)
I heard the James Bond movies are actually prophecies about a guy named 90Nz0

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:13, Reply)
I heard Kroney eats the pages from the Encyclopedia Brittanica in order to retain the information

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:14, Reply)
I heard Lady Gaga's new inspiration is BGB

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:15, Reply)
I heard CHCB has a vagina

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:15, Reply)
I heard Gvpyczjppcl is a descendant of Merlin

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:18, Reply)
I heard The Supreme Crow lost his air guitar
aw man, sad times
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:18, Reply)
YES!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:21, Reply)
I heard Applebite learned to pole dance on a ship bound to china when she was a slave girl

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:22, Reply)
I heard Kitty can wear 4 corsets at a time because she doesn't have lungs, she has gills
cause she's a fucking Mermaid
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:23, Reply)
I want a mermaid that's fish on the top half.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:25, Reply)
So you like fish lips eh

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:26, Reply)
Human fanny.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:27, Reply)
YOU WANT TO KISS THE FISHY LIPS ON A FISH FACE

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:29, Reply)
I heard Lampito once had an orgy with the members of NSync and declined dating Justin Timberlake because she fancied Lance more
But he turned out to be gay
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:25, Reply)
I heard Darth learned all his dance moves from Clay Aiken

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:26, Reply)
I heard Amberl punched Nadine Coyle in the left tit when she left Girls Aloud

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:28, Reply)
I heard The Luggage prefers to be called The Handbags

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:30, Reply)
I heard AA likes to trim his pubes in the shape of a bonsai tree.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:31, Reply)
I heard b3th went to second base with Demi Moore

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:32, Reply)
Hell yes.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:13, Reply)
I heard Kristine got a dog because she wanted a friend.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:14, Reply)
I HEARD JEFF LIKES TO PICK HIS NOSE AND EAT IT

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:14, Reply)
I HEARD THAT KRISTINE LIKES TO PICK HER BUM AND EAT IT

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:16, Reply)

KRISTINE JEFF
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:17, Reply)

JEFF KRISTINE

No returns.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:18, Reply)

no returns

KRISTINE JEFF
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:19, Reply)
You live in opposite land.
You've just admitted you pick your bum and eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:22, Reply)
Yeah well you like to lick the undersides of public toilet seats

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:24, Reply)
You live in a public toilet and the seat is your most comfortable sofa EVER.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:25, Reply)
It's a one seater.
Don't hate.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:27, Reply)
You are the queen of comedy

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:51, Reply)
Some shit stuff's happened in my time, but the one time I tried getting it all out I wound up boring myself so much it turned into hyperbole and surreal lies halfway through.
I've been better at dealing with it than talking about it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:15, Reply)
Horses for courses etc.
I want some of that shit though.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:22, Reply)
so your story is you posted on qotw?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:59, Reply)
lololololol

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:02, Reply)
so what do you think of my new tattoo?
Up2.it/ali/tattoo+arm1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:45, Reply)
Self portrait. Like it.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:46, Reply)
Oi!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:48, Reply)
Oh, you've got a job now.
You're fair game.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:48, Reply)
oh what?
earlier it was be nice to cavy day, but now you're all up in my grill - not sure I can handle this shit
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:49, Reply)
Apparently I'm a bully.
Live with it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:50, Reply)
I saw what you did to Darth!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:50, Reply)
I still haven't heard from him yet
I'm wondering if I should start worrying.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:52, Reply)
he's not been on facebook, either
oh dear oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:53, Reply)
Sorry, I'm just shocked at the fucking state of that room.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:46, Reply)
Wow.
You really don't want to see my living room.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:47, Reply)
from the other angle there would be a half finished painting,
a plate covered in paint and a guinea pig run. I am not a tidy person
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:47, Reply)
my desk is worse

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:49, Reply)
alright Captain Cavy
Congratulations on the job.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:53, Reply)
evening!
thank you muchly
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:53, Reply)
Hahaha! love it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:17, Reply)
I heard that people on /OT are so mean that they pick on me as soon as I'm not around.


I had therapy once. Well, one session. I cried and beakered for an hour, then the therapist said I was incredibly self-aware and I didn't need any more sessions. Waste of fucking time.

Hope it goes well for you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:45, Reply)
You bored them into not wanting to see you again.
That's what really happened didn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:47, Reply)
Hahaha
Probably.

"You're using this therapy session as your own personal blog. You should be ashamed. Get out."
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:48, Reply)
Do you have a twitter?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:49, Reply)
I don't think the world is ready for that level of tedium.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 18:50, Reply)
*snort*
oh b3th, you so crazy
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:03, Reply)
Pull yourself together Noel.
It's all in your head........and maybe your pants.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:13, Reply)
My last stint with a pyschologist or whatever she was consisted of me whinging for an hour each month about my life.
I don't think she spoke more than three sentences to me the whole year.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:15, Reply)
I'll bet she just said
'Leave the Internet room' whenever she could get a word in.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:15, Reply)
haha! actually I think it just about me getting stuff of my chest.
I tend to bottle things in.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:16, Reply)
Getting stuff off your chest.
Stuff... LIKE YOUR BRA!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:17, Reply)
Phwoar!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:18, Reply)
Getting stuff off your chest usually helps.
Even if it's just hearing yourself say things out loud. It can help you sort through stuff yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:18, Reply)
Quite right.
I often find myself saying to myself, 'Would I like another beer before bed? Yes, I think I would!'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:19, Reply)
see?
This is why communication is so important.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Jul 2011, 19:20, Reply)

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